Quest for the Egg Salad: Fellowship of the Egg Salad

Rating:
Summary: Under the bottom of the barrel.
Review: It's rare to find a movie with no redeeming qualities on any level, but this one fits the bill. Imagine some guys from the local community college, who spend a little too much time playing role-playing games, borrowing someone's dad's camcorder and making a movie in the local park during their days off from Wal-Mart. That should give you an idea of what you're in for here. These boys obviously have dirty minds worthy of any 13 year-old boy, but they couldn't even find any girls willing to take their tops off and provide a little prurient interest. The best thing about "Quest for the Egg Salad" is its running time: 60 minutes. Just remember, you've been warned.