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Summary: Where did Troma go wrong?
Review: After the greatness of the original Toxic Avenger and the laughs-a-plenty of the first sequel this one really doesn't deliver. In this one Toxie needs money to buy his blind girlfriend her eyesight back and so accepts a job from the devil himself. After that it all goes a little bit strange with Toxie playing a video game for his life. There is hardly any violence in this turkey and the only funny moment in it comes from Toxie urinating on Satan's face. It's totally lame and was made by stapling all the cut elements from the previous two flms together. Unless you're a real maniac you'd prefer to watch Barney the dinosaur than this (oh hang on...maybe not). Total tosh. The only reason I didn't give this 1 star is because of the pretty cool gang fight at the beginning but that's all.
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Summary: This was a Disappointment
Review: As much as I like Troma films, this movie was seriously disappointing. As a fan of the first two films in the Toxic Avenger series I was expecting a lot more from this third installment. Instead, this movie is a large step backwards from the previous two. The acting is horrible, the fight scenes are awful, and the plot is lacking.
And it features one of the worst endings ever. The "videogame" showdown makes little to no sense. Regardless of whether or not you're a Troma fan I recommend steering clear of this one.
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Summary: This was a Disappointment
Review: As much as I like Troma films, this movie was seriously disappointing. As a fan of the first two films in the Toxic Avenger series I was expecting a lot more from this third installment. Instead, this movie is a large step backwards from the previous two. The acting is horrible, the fight scenes are awful, and the plot is lacking.
And it features one of the worst endings ever. The "videogame" showdown makes little to no sense. Regardless of whether or not you're a Troma fan I recommend steering clear of this one.
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Summary: Total Trash!
Review: Hardly even worth the review but here goes: It isnt Funny, not enough violence,stupid plot. DON'T WATCH. Oh yea this film gets the very rare one star vote because troma didnt even try on this movie. I usually give 2 stars to a film that at least makes an effort.
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Summary: Funny, but still very violent
Review: I absolutely love this movie! I admit, it's not as good as the other two movies, but it's still funny in its own right. For example, one of my favorite parts was when Toxie ripped out a guy's small intestine, then jumped rope with the intestine! I like that part a lot! However, even I think there were some parts of the movie that were unnecessary. For example, Toxie, a.k.a the Toxic Avenger, takes the hand of one bad guy and grinds it in the gears of a tape erasing machine until the poor guy's arm is little more than a stubb! And to make matters worse, we could see the guy's arm getting ground up! I tell you, that was a scene that I think the movie could have done without. Other than that, the movie was great! Trust me, if you're into nudity, lots of gruesome deaths, and corny jokes, then this is the movie for you!
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Summary: Funny, but still very violent
Review: I absolutely love this movie! I admit, it's not as good as the other two movies, but it's still funny in its own right. For example, one of my favorite parts was when Toxie ripped out a guy's small intestine, then jumped rope with the intestine! I like that part a lot! However, even I think there were some parts of the movie that were unnecessary. For example, Toxie, a.k.a the Toxic Avenger, takes the hand of one bad guy and grinds it in the gears of a tape erasing machine until the poor guy's arm is little more than a stubb! And to make matters worse, we could see the guy's arm getting ground up! I tell you, that was a scene that I think the movie could have done without. Other than that, the movie was great! Trust me, if you're into nudity, lots of gruesome deaths, and corny jokes, then this is the movie for you!
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Summary: I feel let down.
Review: I bought this movie having high expectations after seeing the first one(best movie ever created by man). I popped it in and was pissing my pants in excitement. Little did I know that what stood before me would be the biggest let down in my 16 year life. The one part that made me smile was in the beginning when Toxie ripped that bad guy's intestines out and wrapped them around his neck. I have very high hopes for Toxic Avenger 4 since they really need to make up for this one.
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Summary: If It's A Comedy, Shoudn't It Be Funny?
Review: I laughed a lot to the first TOXIC AVENGER, I laughed a little more to the second TOXIC AVENGER. I may have laughed about twice during the third TOXIC AVENGER. That's right! It's that boring. I assume only a ten year old would like this film. I know I didn't. Again it's nothing like the original, but it's exactly like the second.What I don't get, is why Apocalypse Inc. is back after Toxie eliminated them. Bringing them back was very unoriginal. They shouldn't even have a crime business in this one, because the first one didn't. The first one was the only one that was a bit realistic. The only funny part is what Toxie does with a criminal's intestines at the beginning. And the only fight scene worth watching, is the ending. But the ending isn't that great either. That's how bad this film is.
During the film, stars of the movie admit they're in the movie. Not saying that, that is stupid, because there are movies like that. But, the first one didn't mention anything like that, so why should the second? It just looks as if the directors Michael Herz, and Lloyd Kaufman didn't even try on improving this film. It looks like they were just looking for a few bucks to put in their pocket. The jokes are old in this one, not that there are many of those in them anyway, but I noticed they stole a joke from the first TOXIC AVENGER hoping people wouldn't notice. For example, the mother being gruesome joke. The actors also can't even make the joke sound funny. The original actor who told that joke made it sound hilarious. I sure hope CITIZEN TOXIE: THE TOXIC AVENGER PART IV is worth watching when it comes out. I'm hoping that it will be more like the first TOXIC AVENGER. This film is pretty rare, and the video store I got it at, was the only video store that I've seen it at. So if you feel like this movie is something you need to see, then go ahead and rent it, because that may be your only chance to get it. But don't be a bonehead, and go buy it. Wait to see what you think about it. I hope my long review was helpful to you!
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Summary: Phoebe Legere sings "Amazing Grace"- AWESOME!!!
Review: I loved this movie, mostly because I am in love with Phoebe Legere
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Summary: Not as good as the original.
Review: Not a bad film. The start is very uncessisarrily violent where a young girl is shot and she is twitching on the ground. Yuk.
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