Bikini Academy

Rating:
Summary: a/k/a Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody
Review: The gorgeous Tane McClure, daughter of the late actor Doug McClure, stars in this turkey. She's a calendar model with anger management issues, who has to train to be a lifeguard as part of her community service. She also has to train with two airhead beach girls, a wimpy nerd, a surfer dude, and a farm boy who was raised on corn and steroids. The trainers are a pretty boy, and an uptight woman who acts like the hostess of the Weakest Link game show. The story unfolds so slowly and predictably that it's not even good enough to be an episode of Gilligan's Island!