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Summary: The Greatest Movie of All Time, She Comes!
Review: The Greatest Movie of All Time, She Comes! Master of Disguise is quite possibly the greatest movie of all time, at the least it marks out its territory as an epic for the new century. The film offers something for everyone: a superhero who does not need excess violence (only a little slapping and some "Who's your daddy?") to accomplish his goals, a heartwarming love story ("Did you just say fat-cat momma with a red dress on?"), and literary aspects to accent a hilarious script that the whole family can enjoy. Go out and rent this movie, or if you are like me, go out and rent it twice!
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Summary: THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!
Review: ...This movie was: HILARIOUS, STUPENDOUS,FANTASTIC, TERRIFIC,FUNNY,WONDERFUL,EXCITING,MARVELOUS,and a movie the whole family can enjoy! Dana Carvey is a terrific actor with talents for the part of Pistachio Disguisey! Not to mention all of the cast members!GREAT JOB!
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Summary: Possibly the worst movie of all time!
Review: Master of Disguise was the worst movie I have ever seen.First of all the jokes are poor.They use the same fart joke over and over,to try to get laughs.Dana Carvey was annoying as hell in this movie.I don't even think children would enjoy this movie very much.As short as the movie is,it's so boring that it seems twice as long as it really is.I will admit the scene where Dana Carvey is disguised as a pie is kind of cool,other than that it's no good.Let me just say the best parts were shown in the previews on television.
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Summary: Passing gas, and cow dung
Review: Yes those 2 things in my title are used to get a cheap laugh. This movie is mainly about Dana Carvey doing silly impersinations . The only good thing about this movie is the fact that a beautiful lady is his co-star. But unfortunatley, neither she nor other actors add any humor to the story. If you're looking for a kids movie, spend your money on a disney cartoon instead.
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Summary: Worst god damn movie I have ever seen!
Review: If you are even thinking of buying this movie for anyone I don't care what age, don't get this one. I saw this movie over the summer only to escape the heat, and I felt like going on screen and beating the [stuff] out of the entire cast. Dana Carvey you dissapoint me. I respected you before you made this movie. What were you thinking. I am writing this review as a public service, I don't normally write reviews but I can't stand by while people throw away their money on worthless filth of cinema. I hope no one buys this movie.
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Summary: Humorus
Review: I don't know what other peoples problem is,the movie was fine.
I loved it and my friends loved it so did my whole family, it was great! And I WAS NOT BORED WITH IT AT ALL!!!
if there is a sequel to this, i'm seeing it!
my favorite character was Pistachio because he was so clumsy and he was funny. it was appropriate for kids and adults so anyone can watch it. it was a little short but 100% enjoyable
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Summary: I'd like to share my thoughts
Review: This is one of the worst movies ever made. What the heck was Dana Carvey thinking?
I had to leave the room this was so boring and unfunny. Even the kids watching this with me, left the room! This is a total waste of film, money, and time.
I had more fun cleaning my apartment! When I did come back and ask my husband how it was, 3/4 of the way through he said,
"This is possibly one of the worst movies ever." Thoughts shared. Rent a quality fun film flick like "Spy Kids", both of them are better than this drivel.
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Summary: Irresistable ...If
Review: ....Youve NEVER seen a film before and this is your First one!!!........This film is such a let down, Its full of toilet humor and stupid gags that just seem to drag on and on. The film just isn't funny At ALL..... A few kids laughed at the "crass toilet humor" however, the kid's laughter seemed "forced"...this is one to pass on. The other people in the theatre were yawning, and just looked completely bored..I even took someone and the poor soul toughed it out, It wasn't a memorable experience. It is a Very sad excuse for what could have been a funny film! Carvey is usually a funny guy, but here he couldnt save a bad script with Awful jokes.
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Summary: Get a life...or some kids
Review: Okay, fine; perhaps this is not Dana Carvey's best effort ever, but it is a really funny movie, nonetheless. I disagree that it is best for sub-12-year-olds; some of these 'reviewers' are obviously into 'sicker' material. The turtle scene will go down as an all-time classic; it will indeed make full-grown folks laugh. The wide-eyed snake charmer with his cheese-eating cobra was also excellent. Admittedly not profound stuff, but it's comedy, for God's sake! And thankfully, it's not as ugly, scatalogical, and without redeeming value as, say, the Austin Powers drivel. My family is buying the DVD, and recommending it to friends. This is good, clean -- FUNNY -- Carvey.
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Summary: I can't believe I spent money to see this.
Review: This was such an awful movie that after I left the theater, not only was I upset that I wasted my money, but also that I wasted an hour and a half sitting through this garbage. Of course, my 8 year old child thought the flatulence jokes were funny, but can't Dana Carvey strive for something a little higher than that? And how did they get any of the other actors to participate? It really is sad to see how low people will go to make a quick buck.
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