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Summary: Great Fun!
Review: My last review didn't show up -- hope this one does. Love the film, lots of fun, funnier than expected and the girls are all beautiful. Special mention to Shauna O'Brien and Aimee Sweet. A fun parody, but don't expect Shakespeare.
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Summary: Survivors Exposed (2000) d: Hoffman, Doug
Review: Packaged to cash-in on the hit CBS reality television show Survivor (1999), and if it wasn't for the small print stating the films lack of affiliation, one would think that this DVD contains the girls from the show, or perhaps it delves into some lurid details of the real lives of each of the contestants. None of that here..., but don't fret my friends..., we got naked women poking fun at survivor. Six mostly topless women survive on the island of Butta Cheeka; yet rarely compete [One contest that does take place is topless plane signalling], or are voted off. One girl named Monica [Aria Giovanni / California Dreams: Beach Blanket Malibu (2000)] is spanked by the other girls instead. The large breasted cult movie star Julie K. Smith [Day of the Warrior (1996) Return to Savage Beach (1998); Bare Wench Project (2000) plays a top-heavy tough Navy Seal named Ruby. Shauna O'Brien [The Seductress (2000)] plays the sneaky French babe who eats [fake candy] slugs. Other characters include the bible thumper [Alexus Winston]; the free spirited party girl who loves "Naked Day" [Aimee Sweet], and Tess Broussard the southern girl who gets hungry for the other beauties, when the food runs low. There is not one ugly duckling in the bunch, except for the sometimes funny host [Lenny Juliano?]. The obviously horney host gets in the way of all the boob action. In the end... It is he that is finally voted off the island, and the lesbian loving women decide to stay. Looking for a great story, amazing FX, or good acting don't waste your time here. If naked lesbo women with large breasts are your thing, Survivors Exposed is for you.
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Summary: NO FOOD...NO MEN...NO CLOTHES...
Review: Six gorgeous gals try to survive on the lush island of Butta Cheeka. They form sexy alliances and must participate in survival-related challenges such as signaling a rescue plane while topless and advanced mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Survivors Exposed is a parody of a certain popular TV show and has NO AFFILIATION with that show or any of its employees. It stars Julie K. Smith, Alexus Winston, Shauna O'Brien, Aria Giovanni, Aimee Sweet and Tess Broussard. The rated version received an "R" for pervasive nudity. And the unrated version...well let's just say there's even more pervasive nudity. I play a gorilla in the movie and only wish they had many more scenes with the gorilla. But if you want a movie that's 99% pretty girls and less than 1% gorilla, this is the one to watch!
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Summary: Complete Waste of Time and Money
Review: This is a terrible movie from the makers of the slightly-better "Bare Wench Project". It stars 6 beautiful women and 1 annoying ugly guy who gets more screen time than all of the girls combinded. This is a T&A movie with very little T&A. The girls talents are completely wasted. A typical sceen shows a 1/2 second clip of a girl either topless of wearing a bikini while dancing on the beach, followed by a 3-4 second clip of the annoying guy as he reacts to the girl dancing, then back to the girl for a fraction of a second, then back to the guy for a terribly long time. Whoever edited this movie didn't understand what the point of this type of movie is. There are lots of lengthy interviews with the clothed girls that dragged on and on. The picture quality is poor, since it was shot with hand-held digital cameras, and the lighting was harsh, since it was mostly shot in direct sunlight. I will admit, however, that a couple of scenes had me laughing. Don't waste your money on this one.
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Summary: survivor
Review: This is an awsome show and i am sure that the EXPOSED DVD will be a lot better with behinds the scenes views ect...
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Summary: Amusing parody of the Survivor show...
Review: This is not the "Survivor" show that provided lots of of watercooler talk awhile ago, but a cheesy and amusing parody of the same with a lot of naked girls running about. Alexus Winston plays a good Sunday School teacher; the delectable redhead Aimee Sweet plays a free-spirited Surfer Girl type, who declares "Naked Day" on the island; and Julie Smith plays "Ruby" the gruff-female SEAL...This is definitely not Masterpiece Theater, but if you like any of the centerfolds I've mentioned or campy humour than you should enjoy the DVD.
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Summary: Oh, what it could have been
Review: With all this beautiful talent to work with, this flimsy spoof
is flirtatious waste of time. The movie tries to have it both
ways, funny and erotic, but is rarely neither. Unimaginitive and unstimulating
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Summary: Oh, what it could have been
Review: With all this beautiful talent to work with, this flimsy spoof
is flirtatious waste of time. The movie tries to have it both
ways, funny and erotic, but is rarely neither. Unimaginitive and unstimulating
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