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Summary: Why would anyone even rent this?
Review: I've never seen the film, I don't have to.
All I know is I'm sick of these White trash losers coming
into my video store and renting this crap.
If you like this movie or have a strong desire to rent it, then you ARE white trash and retarded! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE!!!
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Summary: A Case against DigitalFilmmaking,exhibit A-CheerleaderNinjas
Review: In the documentary "Hearts of Darkness," Francis Ford Coppola said that his dream was that a fat girl in the middle of suburbia could make the greatest film of all time on a video camera. Cheerleader Ninjas is not only his, but our collective, nightmare. The amount of money spent on this "production" could have been devoted to charity... or a Happy Meal. Peter Jackson's early work (Dead Alive, Bad Taste) is Citizen Kane compared to this awful, awful (one more time), awful ... I don't know even know what to call this! Calling it a Film or Movie would be giving it too much credit. I am not sure if it even deserves to be called a home video. I do not want to suggest that everyone should go to film school to be able to make a movie. What I do suggest is that Auteur Kevin Campbell read a book - any book. Besides, I didn't see more than ten seconds of ACTUAL CHEERLEADER NINJAS. The positive reviews I have read on this website are appalling. The only way you could like this movie is if it were the only one you had ever seen. Kevin Campbell should not have his mom write reviews on this website for him. I have wasted so many minutes not only watching this terrible home video, but also writing this review. It is not as though I didn't "GET IT". This was a shlocky attempt at a shlocky B-Movie genre type film, the worst part is that it fails at even the simplist of genres'. The part about this so called brilliant farce is that I scratch my head and wonder what would possess Lions Gate films, a company that distibutes quality independant productions, to purchase the rights to this home video. Cheerleader Ninjas was so terrible that I considered it my duty to inform you, the customer. For the love of you and GOD, please avoid this movie as though your life depended on it. Watching monkeys throw ..., at ME, would be more entertaining and enjoyable than watching this thing again. On a scale from 1 to 5, I give Cheerleader Ninjas a minus 7000.
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Summary: For what it is... its hilarious
Review: It seems that a person is taking this movie a little too seriously. This is not a "titanic" or a "lord of the rings". Its just a really bad movie that is so bad... its good. I have to say that I was laughing my butt off at almost every scene in this flick. The acting is horrible, but that is what makes it hilarious. Lots of cliches, nudity, really bad fight scenes, bad dialog, no effects, etc makes this movie hilarious to watch. Certainly not the worst film out there (watch some troma movies) I would recommend it if you want to get some buddies together, drink a few beers, and laugh yer arse off.Definately classic in my books. Definate.
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Summary: Not your typical cheerleader/martial arts movie
Review: One word: Hysterical. This movie turned out to be just about the funniest movie that I've seen in a loooooong time. Not to mention that Kira Reed, one of the hotter girls on the planet, gets just a wee bit nekked a number of times during the film. Lots of great laughs and naked girls -- what more do you need from a movie? Renting this one won't be enough, because I'll be watching this movie again, very soon. Destined to become a quick cult classic. Kudos to Kevin Campbell, who I hope will make more movies soon.
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Summary: Yuck
Review: The other night, I watched Cheerleader Ninjas. Now, don't think I ever considered the possibility this could be a good movie. No, I knew it would be bad, but I was hoping it would fit into the so-bad-it's-good category. It doesn't. Instead, it fits squarely into the it's-so-bad-it's-awful category. Cheerleader Ninjas is a story about a flamingly-gay teacher at a Catholic reform school who wants to get revenge on a cheerleader troupe in a nearby high school. It would seem he was refused admittance to their team. So he gets a group of reformed Catholic prostitutes to beat the crap out of the cheerleaders. The cheerleaders retaliate by getting martial arts training and reluctantly join forces with the local nerds. Terrible fight scenes, gratuitous nudity, and a giant robot/dildo battle ensue. The only thing this movie has going for it are the boobs, and that just doesn't float my boat. There are better movies out there with boobies, and it's frightening to think that Corey Haim and Corey Feldman flicks are some of these better movies. The apparent film budget would have been just enough to rent a few of 'em, too, and maybe get a couple of six-packs, while the director was at it
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Summary: It was terrible -- I loved it
Review: This movie gets 5 stars for being one of the best worst movies ever made. It will have you in stitches with it's terrible cliches and strage sight gags. There is lots and lots of breasts.., which just seems to make it funnier. And the part where she kills the "rare bear" had me rolling. This is the type of movie where you gather the friends around with a big bowl of popcorn which you will then proceed to snort out your nose.
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Summary: It was terrible -- I loved it
Review: This movie gets 5 stars for being one of the best worst movies ever made. It will have you in stitches with it's terrible cliches and strage sight gags. There is lots and lots of breasts.., which just seems to make it funnier. And the part where she kills the "rare bear" had me rolling. This is the type of movie where you gather the friends around with a big bowl of popcorn which you will then proceed to snort out your nose.
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Summary: Great because its stupid
Review: This movie is great because it requires absolutely no brain cells whatsoever to comprehend it. It has the talent and camera angles of a bad porn with the action of the worst kung-fu movie you could ever imagine. It is best served with beer, smoke and Funyons, while you and a group of your sadistic and goofy friends watch.
I bought it because its something that someday my teenagers will find and go, "I can't believe Mom watched this stuff!"
Rating:
Summary: Great because its stupid
Review: This movie is great because it requires absolutely no brain cells whatsoever to comprehend it. It has the talent and camera angles of a bad porn with the action of the worst kung-fu movie you could ever imagine. It is best served with beer, smoke and Funyons, while you and a group of your sadistic and goofy friends watch.
I bought it because its something that someday my teenagers will find and go, "I can't believe Mom watched this stuff!"
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Summary: A Masterpiece
Review: This movie is great, it's one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. This movie rocks, it's got nerds, cheerleaders, a naked chick, and the one kids fat brother. Go see this movie, buy it rent it, it doesn't matter just go see it. Well, 'till next time. Later.
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