Jackass - The Movie (Full Screen Special Edition)

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Summary: HILLARIOUS!!
Review: this movie is so funny i could watch it every day! I love it! i didn't think it could be possibly but it's acually better then the show. the best part was the were riding around in golf carts and smashing them up. they hit this hill and ryan dunn was on top of the golf cart and flew off anyway you have to see it to understand but it's the best movie! trust me i know what i'm talking about! this movie has freat written all over it. the whole family will enjoy jackass the movie!

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Summary: Worst Movie Ever, By far
Review: I don't think I have ever in my life seen another movie so sick, discusting and wrong in my life. Parents this is innapropriate for all children AND teenagers and you can tell this is true because I am 16.

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Summary: LOVE this movie!!!
Review: If you like Jackass - the Movie, you'll LOVE gay porn! Seriously. If you get off watching an entire movie of young guys naked, shoving stuff up their butt, playing with themselves, defecating, vomiting, urinating, eating their own waste, tying objects to and playing with their genitalia, and otherwise humiliating/degrading themselves its because you are gay - and into wierd fetish sex stuff - or are a closet homo, fighting with your sexual urges and confused about your identity.

Take the scene where the guy urinates on a snow cone, eats it, vomits, eats vomit, other guys kick him and beat him up. Hmmmm. Ha ha. Funny. Really... Apparently this passes for humor these days.

What's really funny is how this movie got by without an X rating. They used to call this stuff gay porn/scat/S&M, etc., and you had to go to the local seedy adult porn shop in the sticky section to find it - now apparently its popular culture and "Ho Ho, Ha Ha, gut-splitting HI-larious entertainment the whole country will love." Just goes to show how low Hollywood will sink to make a buck - and how irrelevant the MPRA is. What's next - snuff films and kiddie porn go mainstream?

A sign of the apocalypse? Gee, you think? Uh, Jesus, any time yer ready - don't think we could get any more debased as a society here....

Anyway, like I said, check this movie out if you enjoy gay porn or latently homoerotic, wierd, masochistic, scat stuff - and make sure to pretend its "funny" so that people don't confuse you for not being "straight."

Really, guys - this is the 21st century. Its time for Johny Knoxville and his army of jergoff, pent-up homos to come out of the closet. Society is a lot more open and accepting than you'd think. The only thing these guys don't do if bukkake eachother - yet, anyway - but if they do, make sure you pretend its "funny."

Being openly gay and having a normal sexual relationship is a lot more healthy than filming your buddies shove hotwheels in their rectum. Jackass the Movie is a case study of what goes terribly, terribly wrong when people with repressed and unhealthy sexual urges and identity, get messed up on drugs and alcohol and lose their inhibitions in front of a camera.

Hey, if watching naked men do strange, sick stuff to themselves is what rocks your boat - that's your bag I guess, but just don't pretend you like it because its "funny." Better yet, get out of the closet.


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Summary: Kind Of Weird
Review: I don't really like the film setting (it kind of looks like they made it at home), and the whole "unscripted" dialogue will totally throw you off. A funny true story about people who really will do anything.

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Summary: Like TV, but still funny
Review: They say on this DVD a lot that it is really different from the tv series, when it really isnt. but i still think it is really funny, its really worth buying. it has a lot of footage and a lot longer then a half-hour show. it has some input from bam margera himself and a few other people. Buy itif your a jackass fan!!

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Summary: Hilarious
Review: What can you say, if you like CKY, Steve-o, Jackass, Viva La Bam...your going to love this.

I think the giant cone w/ WeeMan was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my whole life.



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Summary: Funny But Gets Old Fast
Review: Ok I have to say I laughed my ass off the first time I saw this movie.I have never laughed that hard before but then I bought the movie and all the dvd's of the series and while I like having them I got tired of them real fast.There just alot of the same crap.Ok puking is funny and taking a dump in a store is to but I just got tired of it.I recomend you rent this movie an skip buying it.Its only funny the first time round.