Rating: 
Summary: Would you like clean underwear with that?
Review: Do NOT drink anything before you see this movie. One, you might-no, WILL-miss something funny if you go to the bathroom. Two, you will not want to get up anyway, and will laugh so hard that you wet your pants. I have not seen a film twice at the theatre since I was 12 (now 23). I don't care if this was nervous or sympathetic or obnoxious laughter, there was quite literally a steady stream of it. It felt damned good. It is the zenith of prank humor, chock full of yellow snow cones, bungee wedgies, and using display toilets in hardware stores. Just choose your date with caution.
Rating: 
Summary: Repulsive
Review: I watched about 15 minutes of this movie. When one of the actors used the bathroom in his pants and you got to see it, I got up and left. It is the most repulsive movie I have ever seen!!
Rating: 
Summary: Hilarious!
Review: Jackass the Movie
3.5 out of 4
There is little doubt that Jackass the Movie will have some of the most mixed reactions of any film in recent memory. Some may even claim that it is one of the worst theatrical releases of all time; a pointless parade of bizarre antics no better than trash talk shows or adolescent home movies. True, there is hardy a hint or artistry or good craftsmanship in this movie. Picking up where the television show left off, Jackass the Movie is a crudely directed series of short stunts and gags that are often dangerous and quite disgusting. Purists will wonder what the hell is going with American film when something like this gets the backing of a major studio.
As usual, the purists will have missed the point. First of all, the raw stupidity portrayed in Jackass has been hilarious since the dawn of man. Is there any doubt that Shakespeare got a good laugh when he witnessed someone hurting themselves a wee bit as the result of their own stupidity? Second, many of the stunts and gags performed by the crew of Jackass (led by American Hero Johnny Knoxville) are nothing if not highly innovative. When Knoxville, for instance, boxes the legendary freestyle boxer Butterbean in a department store, and loses miserably, the camera pannes to stunned onlookers. Equally stunned will be the audiences for this film. Why would a skinny man with no fighting experience want to fight a monster like Butterbean? For our entertainment, folks. Innovative scenes like this give the folks their money's worth; the film never gets dull.
Ultimately, however, what makes this film so memorable is that it is a celebration of friendship and good times. The fun and laughter caught on this film rubs off on the audience. What does this film teach us? 1) Stupidity hurts a lot, and these stunts should not be imitated. 2) Life is too short to be taken too seriously. Loosen up and enjoy yourself, for Christ's sake.
Rating:
Summary: Jackass ...!
Review: It really amazes me that people, normal people, enjoy and laugh
at people getting hurt. Sure you could say, they sacrifice their
body for their art, but What Art? Professional Wrestling is an
artform, two guys go out to the ring, have a predetermined match
that tells a story, and the wrestlers risk their bodies for the
quality of the match. Jackass, is just a bunch of idiots who got
their own show on MTV(no suprise their, since MTV is so crappy
now a days), and those guys do dumb stuff for no reason. Jackass
is perhaps the worse show ever on television, the show has no
point, and isn't funny. I have to give it 1 star, only because
you can't put zero or negative 5 star, thats how much I hate this show. The show is stupid just like the youth of
america today.
Rating:
Summary: when was the last time you laughed for an hour and a half?
Review: well, now you can. quite frankly, jackass is the funniest movie i have ever seen. and if you ask anyone who's seen it, measuring funny by laugh-amount, they'll say the same thing. the intro to the movie alone is worth the ticket price, the rest is icing on the cake. granted, most of the jackass stunts revolve around self-destructive and reckless behavior. but what are you worried about? you're not going to dislocate your shoulder from your movie chair. just sit back and enjoy. seriously, after this movie all of the jackass members deserve worldwide celebrity. they are all total heros. no spoilers here, just go see it. trust me!
Rating:
Summary: Stupid, raunchy,banal,etc., but FUNNY as hell!
Review: If I were a commercial I'd say, "If you like Jackass the TV show, you'll love Jackass the movie." Jackass is not for the humor impaired. It's also not for anyone that lacks the ability to embrace their immaturity. There's no plot. There's no story. It's just a long (approx.90 min.), great Jackass episode. Personally, I think Jackass is/was one of the funniest shows on TV and the movie is no different. I laughed almost continually from the first minute to the last. When I left the theatre, my face and stomach ached from laughing so hard for so long. Jackass is truly a wonderful thing. I'm going to see it again tomorrow. :-) If I was a movie critic I don't know what I'd say, but I'm not so who cares?
Rating:
Summary: The greatest film of all time
Review: This is a great movie. A movie that shows you everything you wanted to see in a comedy. Dick and Fart jokes rule! See this film because it rocks. Give it a chance and you'll love it. Trust me:) lol
Rating:
Summary: So freaking hilarious!
Review: Lord this was a hilarious movie. I see a lot of mixed reviews on it, and I think I understand the problem. People who don't like the TV show, should NOT be watching the film. The fact is that it is stupid, gross-out humor, and if you don't like it, don't watch it. Don't think of this as a film, but more of a joyride for an hour and a half with a few of your buddies, out for some hilarious hijinks. People are so appaled by the content of the film, and I just don't understand why they're even there in the first place. I saw families with kids stand up and walk out of the theater. WHY WERE THEY THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?! The point of this movie is to get a laugh in any way possible. If you don't think it's funny to see people get hurt, then don't watch it. If you don't like gross out humor, then don't watch it. If your friend wants you to see the film, and you think the TV show is sick, then for GODS SAKE, DON'T SEE THE MOVIE. But, if you're like the rest of us, and you think it's funny to see what the Jackass guys will think up next, then go see this movie right away! It was well worth the money, and I'd gladly see it again.
Rating:
Summary: hilarious
Review: This movie is a rip roaring good time. CKY2K, however, has most of the best scenes and I recommend anyone who likes Jackass to pick up that video. Jackass The Movie was worth the price of admission for the bottle rockets scenes alone.
Rating:
Summary: "... Delight"
Review: How shall I put it? These immature ... (and that's giving ... a bad name) have put together a semi-documentary that would have the torturers of the Inquisition look like bleeding hearts. There is nothing entertaining in this movie, unless of course, you enjoy seeing
otherwise humans act like they have suddenly turned into sado-machochists. It is composed of a number of separate episodes that have
the members of this group try to out-do themselves by doing incredibly stupid and dangerous stunts that are not only not funny, but if
done by, say a fraternity group, would have landed them in jail quicker that you could say "Jackass!" Of course, there is the obligatory warning (both at the beginning and the end) telling one and all not to try these stunts at home.... I say the warning was unnecessary
because anyone who sees this movie and attempts ANY of the stunts deserves to land in jail or the hospital, whichever gets to him first!
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