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Summary: My eyes! My eyes!...
Review: Ouch. I just got done watching "It's Pat: The Movie." Actually, I saw it three years ago and am still recovering. This movie has gone down in history as one of the worst films ever to be made. The comedy, which is as funny as "Schindler's List," works so hard at producing so little. The plot is a one-joke premise and the joke is funny for less than a heartbeat, then it gets stale and old. Is Pat a man or a woman? Does anyone care after this film? I don't think so. By the end, we still don't know what Pat is, and I don't think anyone is really all that interested to find out. By the way, Pat's played by a woman, Julia Sweeney, who's funnier in everything else she's ever been in.
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Summary: Never get tired of this movie!
Review: When my best friend and I were roomates, this was one of our favorite movies to watch a couple times a month and recite the words throughout the whole movie. I'm sure this did drive people crazy who were hanging out at our house because we were in our own little world of Pat laughing our a**es off. My favorite lines from this movie include Pat squelching "I crushed my nuts!" when Pat tumbles down the stairs. The neighbors exchange knowing glances until Pat says "There goes my afternoon snack!" exposing the crumbled walnuts in Pat's hand. It's hilarious to watch Pat's neighbor Kyle become psycho obsessed with Pat too. I think this is an excellent movie to watch with friends. Or maybe I'm just easily amused!
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Summary: Terrible
Review: This is, quite simply, one of the worst films ever made. Long, boring, stupid, and not funny at all. The character of Pat is funny in the brief SNL skits, but can't hold together for a (almost) feature-length film.
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Summary: I LOVE PAT!
Review: Gotta love this one! Pat falls in love with the opposite gender - whatever that is! Has career problems! And even a stalker! She/He has chutzpah! (forgive me if I spelled that wrong). No matter what happens he/she goes blithely through life on her/his way to his/her next escapade. Ah to live with such flair. As a woman Pat is a triumph - not a care about how she looks, dresses, or acts but simply is and finds love without conforming to the world's "look and act like this to be a woman and loved" standards. If Pat is a man, well, what other kind of behaviour would you expect?! Either way, Pat comes out on top of the world - I'm just dying for a sequel - Pat and Chris live "lives of quiet desperation with a house and 2.5 kids!"....
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Summary: O YA BABY!
Review: This movie got me so hot! That Pat character is a total hunk of man/woman that i want to get on! I'm sure that if you buy this movie your hormones will be a raging! WHEW...anyone got any cold water for me? BUY IT!
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Summary: Too Deep
Review: I really don't like "message" movies. You know, the ones that are so intellectual and try too hard to be "important". If you are a film or psychology major, then this is probably a good choice. However, if you want entertainment instead of a lecture, look somewhere else.
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Summary: Oh Pat!! He he he
Review: We felt Pat, we understand Pat, we laughed with Pat, we cried with Pat, we love you Pat!! We think "It's Pat" is one of the most unique and talented story lines of the nineties. I mean, taking one androgynous character and making it fall in love with another? That's sheer genious! And then shuffling the weird, obssesive neighbor (Kyle) into the mix? Who thought of that? They should be rewarded!! We have dedicated all of our free time into the research of Pat and Pat fans everywhere. The fan club is coming soon and we hope to hear from anyone whose been enlightened by Pat! We are still looking forward to a long-overdue sequel, but at least we still have the first Pat in the meantime! Thank you so much Pat for increasing the happiness in our lives!! WE LOVE PAT!!!
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Summary: Worst SNL movie ever
Review: This movie is bad; really bad. The entire movie is filled with predictable and stupid jokes (if you want to call them that). After about an hour, I couldn't stand watching it any more. In fact, the only reason I continued to watch it was because I hoped to at least find out Pat's gender. But NO, like in most TV based movies, nothing new is revealed. If you never watch this, you'll have saved ninety minutes of your life.
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Summary: I Can See Why Christopher Walken Committed Suicide...
Review: For those who are unfamiliar with the SNL sketch - Pat once turned up when Christopher Walken was on - the only way he could escape the confusion was to leap out the window.By the end of this movie, you'll feel similar - Pat's gender bender problems simply last too long for digestible viewing, add how annoying Pat is and it's too much. By the end I was actually relieved it was over. Skip it, pass on it, unless of course you actually *like* Pat.
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Summary: What a Brilliant Movie!
Review: Oh Pat, you padded cute little angel-muffin! Pat is so gorgeous in this film, she squeaks and dribbles and shuffles through a very cute and funny film. I was pleasantly surprised by the brilliant casting, especially of Pat's sexually ambivalent companion 'Chris', (David Foley)who is absolutley fantastic and turns as good a performance as Julia Sweeney! To those who say Pat isn't material for a 2 hour movie, Poo To You! This film rules, it has pace, feeling, laughs and it has more dimension of Pat than you'd expect! Buy it!
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