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Summary: Dude, This Is A Funny Movie
Review: Ashton Kutcher and Kristy Swanson are hot, they both have great bodies. Seann William Scott is hilarious in his role as "Chester" (I now think he is hot since being shirtless on the cover of "Teen People" the broken heart tatoo fake was great and shirtless in "The Rundown" it looks like he has lost weight and worked out since Dude, Where's My Car?), look for Jennifer Garner and Marla Sokolof too. This movie is one of the funniest movies I have seen in years. This movie is a no-brainer so don't think too much, just sit back and enjoy the show. A movie for us boys who like to see hot chicks.
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Summary: YES YES YES!! "ZOLTAN!" "And Then. . . . "
Review: Wow. After watching this movie the first time....I thought it was the stupidest waste of time. I couldn't belive I had wasted my time on it.
Until an hour later....I suddenly found myself using quotes from the movie and giggling. There are so many great, oddball scenes, so many over-the-top moments. So many great quotes. Yes, the movie is completely Stupid, but it's fun, it's "zany" and goshdarnit...it can be watched more than once!
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Summary: THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!
Review: This movie is bad! There is so much to say about why it is bad, I do not even know where to start. First, There is really no plot! NONE! The acting In this film is also awful! The script, Awful! Everything, awful!. I am so glad I rented this, and did not buy it without seeing it! I gave this movie 1 star, but it really doesn't even deserve that! This film only has one good thing going for it, an Early appearance by JENNIFER GARNER. I have been a fan of hers since the 1999 TV series TIME OF YOUR LIFE. This movie should have been a short film, a very short film, then maybe it would have been entertaining. It is not short, it seems to never end. This is by far THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN! Don't even waste your time watching this...
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Summary: Good silly fun
Review: "Dude, Where's My Car?" opens with "stoners" Jesse and Chester (played by Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott) waking up to find Jesse's car missing (hence the film's title). But the boys have no memory of the night before, and thus must solve the mystery of the missing vehicle. Their first clue involves. . . pudding."Dude," directed by Danny Leiner, is a whimsical blend of mystery, comedy, and science fiction. It's full of absurd characters and ridiculous situations, and is shot with real visual flair. The comedy is very much enhanced by the easygoing likeability of and solid "buddy" chemistry between Kutcher and Scott. They are well backed by a good supporting cast; along the way are some quirky and very enjoyable cameo spots. The DVD offers a feature length commentary by director Leiner and costars Kutcher and Scott. Their three-way verbal interplay is hilarious and very informative; if you already enjoy this film I highly recommend watching it with this commentary.
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Summary: "AND THHHENNN?"
Review: Dude, I don't know where to start this review. I guess there's no better place than the begining. DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? is the kind of comedy that just beats its chest about how proud it is to be as devoid of intellect as it is. Well, sort of. You see dude, DUDE is simultaneously brillant and dumb. Allow me, to explain, dude. DUDE is full of fresh ideas and clever one-liners, but the premise is the kind of the thing that you think up while staring a blank piece of paper. Get it dude?
Good, so here's the "plot":Two dudes named Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) awaken one morning stricken with memory loss of the previous night's events. The two dudes later discover that those evetns, which include a one-night stnad with a drag-queen, a trip to the bowling alley, and a truckload of pudding finding it's way into there refrigerator, all somehow contributed to the disappearance of their car, which contains anniversary gifts to their girlfriends Wanda and Wilma, lamen referred to as "The Twins". So dude, there's the plot (by the way, do you mind if I call you dude, dude?) The movie has a catapulte of laughter throw out at the audience every 15 seconds, more or less. As I said, the movie's premise is so simple that only a simpleton could've thought it up, but it is full of brainy jokes that come out of nowhere, like when Jesse and Chester get into a sticky situation at the car impound lot. Or when the imfamous "continum transfuntioner" enters the story. And please dude, be honest, you laughed at the scene when J+C discover their fluency in Japanese, didn't you? This is not the kind of movie that win academy awards, or gets prised by every critic this side of the mississippi. It's just for your average joe, but I do think that is can be enjoyed by the most tenured med school grad as mush as fifteen year olds hoping to get "pleasure" from the "hot chicks". J+C are like grown-up versions of Beavis an Butt-Head, never sure of what's going on around and ironically always survivng situations through their own stupidity and obliviousness, dude. So in conclusions, Kutcher and Scott are excellent comedians, and wre the pefect choices to play J+C, dude. This movie was so funny, I'm willing to bet that in a few years, DUDE, WHERE'S OUR HOUSE will be making us all laugh histarically.
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Summary: Dude, Where's My Plot?
Review: Some movies can get away with being somewhat stupid-- (Dumb & Dumber, The Waterboy, or basically any Mel Brooks film)-- but this is not one of them. By the time you realize a joke is being told, it's already old. The two main characters have little depth, just another duo of pot-smoking (we can only assume) idiots. The plot seems well laid-out at first, but it gets polluted by the movie's constant desire for cheap jokes. Thus, this one ends up a mess, and the jokes that you find here are anything but creative or ingenious. Some will find a mildly good time, but if it's stability you're looking for, you've came to the wrong place. If you enjoy crazy, cornball humor, you'd be the most apt to want to watch this. Still, nobody, no matter what age, sophistication level, or favorite genre, will find this to be a masterpiece by any standards. A rental for a party would be your best bet, but you could easily do better.
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Summary: Genius
Review: From the allusive, Odyssean majesty of the central conceit to the sublimation of the all-important distinctions separating technology, biology, and, ultimately, identity, it's all here in Dude Where's My Car. The references to Battleship Potempkin, the Bay City Rollers, The Third Man, Wim Wenders, Flip Wilson, Death of a Salesman, and the dark power of the early Banana Splits Club episodes are all here as well, seamlessly interwoven in a tight, smart script. And in the unforgettably tragicomic interplay of Jesse and Chester, who can miss the rich allegorical references to the German hyperinflation of 1923 and the ensuing collapse of the Weimar Republic? Dude Where's My Car isn't a question, it's a hugely hopeful answer to the nihilistic challenges of Deuce Bigalow (Male Gigolo), Corky Romano (The Director's Cut), and Earnest Scared Stupid. Cherish this DVD.
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Summary: DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!
Review: A good movie in Jr. High. But if your older, this movie reeks.
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Summary: DUDE, THIS MOVIE IS BAD!
Review: Dumb & Dumber did it right & Airplane did it right too, heck, even American Pie came close. I love a stupid movie just as much as the next guy, and I wanted dearly to love this movie too. The premise? Read the title, fill in blanks with (apparently) whatever came to mind the morning of the filming. 50 foot women? Shibby! Sounds good! Let's do it! This is what happens when you give the kids the keys to the car and a case of beer.
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Summary: SHIBBY!!!!!
Review: DUDE! this movie was AWESOME! it was wicked funny but hard to describe. it was full of surprise and it was cool. u have to pay attention and follow along. U HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! only one more thing to say.........................................SHIBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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