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Summary: I wish i could give it 100 stars.. because i'm cool
Review: what a hot film. so intelligent, so provocative. buy it. now.
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Summary: IT'S AN EDSEL!
Review: Far and away the most disappointing cinematic experience I've had since Far And Away (1992). How a film can promise so much and deliver so little is one for the Ages.
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Summary: Aw, don't bother
Review: Perhaps I went into watching this movie with too high expectations. Perhaps I was still on the high that was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Perhaps I just needed to be high. Regardless, this movie stunk. Idea is great, but the movie stunk. It consisted of semi funny jokes that went all entirely too long. "And then?" "And then?" "And then?" "And then?" "And then?" Yeah, we got the picture. It's not funny. I also felt like the script writers thought they were just too clever by having the characters recap the movie every 10 minutes. Like we would forget the zaniness that is a transsexual stripper trying to get her money back and Hot Chick aliens trying to get the something or other Galactic refibulator.
Take my word, save your money and go see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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Summary: DUDE!
Review: Where's my common sense? Where's my mommy for not warning me to avoid this film?!
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Summary: Worst comedy of the year
Review: This has got to be the worst comedy I have seen all year. I don't recall through the whole movie laughing more than once. The plot was totally idiotic. I really don't understand why these actors do these movies, I mean don't they read the scripts? This movie is so bad that I wouldn't even recommend renting it. The only reason I watched it all was because I payed PPV for it and didn't want to waste my money. Through the entire movie you just keep waiting for it to get funny but it just never does.
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Summary: Okay, I admit I laughed...
Review: There are some VERY funny scenes in this film, and these two actors really have good screen chemistry, the "kiss" scene just totally threw me! It did drag towards the end (no pun intended, hence the Stripper who wanted "its" money back.. LOL!) but otherwise worth the $3 to rent, or just wait for it on cable this December.
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Summary: Painful
Review: This is possibly the worst movie ever made. The two characters are very very lame. They act stupid, yet seem to pull it off with no humour at all. The jokes and one-liners are very childish. Not funny at all. I don't think I laughed at one scene in this whole movie. Trust me this is a painful movie to watch. Its cheesy, lame, and has no humour in it. ....
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Summary: So stoopid it's.... Stoopidly funny!
Review: From the beginning you could tell this movie was odd. After two stoners, Jesse and Chester, awake after a wild night of partying to find their car missing they embark on an adventure to find it. But as the adventure progresses they learn that they've done a little more then lose their car and destroy their twin girlfriends house. Aliens, strippers, and killer ostriches await them. Sound absurd? It is. But I think there is no such thing as a serious comedy as long as it doesn't careen off the edge of reality like the ... Bill & Ted movie. I think anything that even resembles a brainless teen movie is written off, but this is in no way a teen movie. I think if you watch a comedy your just supposed to laugh and have fun with it. Watch Dr. Strangelove if you want a serious comedy. Serious comedy... The idea itself of something serious that makes you laugh does not exist. And as cheery and dumb as it is it still remains entertaining because it's just so funny. Watching two happy-go-lucky stoners run around discovering more and more what kind of strange night they had is absurd... But it's jokes are very well paced and clever, somewhat like Airplane. And I don't see anybody running down Airplane.
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Summary: Dude wheres my money back?
Review: This movie was terrible....even stiffler loses cool points for doing such a horrid movie....anyone who gave this 5-stars deserves to be dragged out of their house and blugeoned with a lead pipe.
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Summary: Brillent Film...Deserves a sanding obation!!
Review: In the tradition of Gone With the Wind,Birth of A Nation,and Citizen Kane comes a sweeping screen epic bursting with spectacle and drama...Which this movie has NOTHIN to with..:D so go ahead and rent it. I swear i laughed so hard watching this and belive me i DO try too stay away from movies like this but i dont care anymore! Dude is a totally awsome movie!! First our stoner dudes wake up one moring looking as stoned as a dunk monkey to find there car is missing! So basically they go on a long enduring journey too find it and on the way they get stalked by a transvestite,nearly get killed by killer ortrichs,watch they're favorite channel Animal Planet (really) get locked in a cage, kidnapped by computer nerds,almost eaten alive by a giant 40 foot super babe, and save the world from an evil machine that could blow up the world! but do they ever find their beloved car?? You'll just have too watch and see!
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