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Summary: Dude, Where's my stars?
Review: Ok, after seeing this movie, I hoped to myself that there was a way of getting those wasted hours of my life back at some point. It was a Friday night, and I figued I'll go see a movie with the boys, so they pick this film. Natually I lose the ticket, and have to buy a new one. The movie is ideal for those who like mindless slapstick humor, in fact, a group of mindless stereotypical teen girls sat next to me and made the film extra terrible with their chatter and ridiculous comments which went perfect with the film which was of the same caliber.
Not a thinking film. Not much of a comedy. Interesting (...) experience on the part of the writer and producers, I bet.
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Summary: Fans of "10 Things I Hate About You" Won't Be Impressed
Review: I knew that this movie wasn't going to be like 10 Things I Hate About You, but it looked really funny. I didn't expect it to be so dumb. I thought it might be as dumb as There's Something About Mary or American Pie, but this movie was really dumb, I mean really dumb. Instead of making smarter from this movie I only grew dumber, much dumber. (...)If I hadn't been I would of enjoyed the movie one bit. Yes it is enjoyable, but just make sure your brain is turned off. If you want a teen movie that will actually get some credit from critics get 10 Things I Hate About You, if you want a movie to watch when you are lazy and bored then watch this. But if your looking for another acceptable teen comedy, you won't find it here.
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Summary: Dude, this movie is hilarious!
Review: Dude, Where's My Car? may have a dumb plot, but otherwise, this movie is really funny! Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott star as Jesse and Chester, two airheads who don't remember anything they did last night. They lose their car, and while trying to get it back, they fall into a whole bunch of other trouble. Some people might say that you are wasting your time watching this movie, but aren't you wasting your time when you are watching any movie?
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Summary: Dude... Where's my car?
Review: I loved this movie, it was really cool.
and den.....
You will probably like it too.
and den.....
It might seem pretty stupid at first,
and den.....
But I was laughing so hard, I was about to burst.
and den.....
With a French ostrich-keeper, yes there's more.
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Even a transexual stripper (...)
The continuum transporter holds everyone's attention,
and den.....
And causes a stupid kind of tension.
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Five hot chicks in jumpsuits must activate it,
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When two spacey Swedish guys try to stop their misfit.
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Space nerds get mixed up in this lunatic plan
and den.....
And pledge allegiance under Zoltan!Anyways, I'm sick of rhyming (wasn't
it beautiful though? ^_^ ). So I'll
lay it strait. Some of you might like
this movie, some might not. If you like
stupidly funny movies, you'll love it.
And once you see it, you'll figure out
what the and dens in my poem mean. I
really liked the movie, as you can see.
Just try it out, and you'll see for
yourself what I mean in my crazy and
definately stupid poem.
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Summary: This movie is the secret to life.
Review: I have been locked in a world of `film' for many years. Polanski, Hitchcock, Bergman, Kubrick, Antonioni. They have all been my heroes for more than ten years and I love all those auteurs. I always avoided movies like DUDE because I thought I was above them. I have had a BIG life change over the last three years and seeing DUDE for the great film it is (it celebrates life and allows you to smile, if you'll let it!) was very important to me. It is reviewed too seriously by many. It was no difficult task for me to enjoy this `film.' And allowing myself to do that is the secret to life for this lover of auteur cinema. This movie rocks!
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Summary: Dude, Worst Movie Of The Decade!
Review: My Opinion: 10 Min. into this movie, I knew I was not going to like it. Hmmm. 10 Minutes into the film... there was a dog smoking a hash pipe, two guys kissing, gratuitous male frontal nudity..etc. Well, if you have not regergitated yet, this is the movie for you! A blatant waste of time. It's sick that the makers of this film would sink so low to laugh at the film's cheap and amatuerish antics. The Short and Sweet: Two (...)(Ashton Kutcher, Sean William Scott) wake up hung-over from a wild night of partying and face reprocutions the next day. The Players: Sean William Scott, Ashton Kutcher The DVD: Not bad. Not Good. Lack Of Features and the ones that are on there are of a lackluster effort.
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Summary: Greatest stoner flick ever!
Review: Filled to the brim with silly laughs, Dude Where's My Car is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. If you are really enjoying the ganja, turn on this movie to take advantage of your state of mind. I recommend this movie to anyone needing a few million laughs. The flow is impeccable, and each scene is a work of art!
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Summary: And Theeeeeen?
Review: What happens when you suddenly awake one morning after crashing a party? Jesse and Chester were not sure, but they spent the entire day discovering that it all had to do with a transexual stripper, a group of secluded space nerds, and "hot chicks"...there's more. All that these two slackers want is to find the car so that they can get "special treats" from their girlfriends in celebration of their one-year anniversary. Unfortunately, searching for it in a strange town where Fabio thinks he has his groove on and where there is a strange fascination with the Chinese culture. Where exactly do these boys live, anyway? Strange but very unique and well-developed town with diverse characters. Finally...a teen slacker film without profanity or sexuality displayed every 5 minutes. After watching this, "And Then?" has become my favorite phrase of response... get this movie for a laugh into fiction.
And then?
Rating: 
Summary: So stupid it is somehow enjoyable
Review: Before viewing this film, you must first be prepared that you are not going to see quality cinamatography, a thoughtful plot and deep characters. Oh no. There are two dumb guys (well, one of them watches Discovery Channel and Animal Planet), a slightly older versions of Beavis and Butthead; except that B&B live in a more sophisticated world. The plot is childish and jokes are on the simple side (in the first scene, there is a guy urinating into a flower pot; it does not go downhill from there but fails to venture up either). Why am I giving it four stars? Because it is still enjoyable and very viewable. I watched it with my four-year-old daughter and we had a laugh; she wanted me to repeat the episode with garbage sacks punctured and spraying brown liquid on walls and curtains; I did not mind. If it had a thicker and smarter plot, it would be another "Home Alone".
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Summary: Lookers
Review: Typically this is the type of movie I'd hate. And this one wasn't good, as far as the story goes. The actors: I've seen very limited a selection of their other works and I assume from this that they can't really act outside of these types of characters too well. However, I happen to own this movie, watch it regularly, and Love it. It can't be explained. There are many, many scenes worth fast-forwarding, but basically the boys are very good looking (I don't feel the same way about the "hot chicks", though) and make a good, convincing pair. The movie is watchable up until the end of the middle, but then it gets silly.
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