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Summary: Can't even be qualified in the same class as "SCARY MOVIE"
Review: This was a pretty dull movie. The best part would be the opening(much like in the original), with James Woods. Other than that, it was pretty crappy, and I don't really recommend it. If your gonna go to a movie, I suggest "The Fast and The Furious", or maybe "A.I." The sequel was the exact opposite of the first; the first one was hilarious, to the point of tears, and this was unfunny to the point of tears. As far as sequels goes, I suggest waiting for "American Pie 2", or "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Those two look like they have more to offer. But I thought this had a lot to offer, so I guess looks really can be deceiving. I gave this two stars because that's about how many time I really laughed. [...]
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Summary: funny, but the first one is still better!
Review: Just saw scary movie, and i thought it was pretty funny especially the opening scene, with the whole reenactment of the excorcist, (i havent laughed so much in my life).It was a spoof off many films including, Charlies Angel's, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, Hollow Man, and a hilarious reenactment of Save the last Dance. I was pleased to see that they didnt over do it with the whole teen slasher genre, but I was hoping to see a little spoof on scream 3, or Urban Legends. One thing that confused me was that, why was there several people in the film that were killed off in the first????????? All in all its a pretty funny film with lots of crude and disgusting humor that will please all audiences. WARNING: DONT GO SEE THIS WITH YOU'RE PARENTS!!!!!!
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Summary: Review
Review: I was excited to see this movie, it was funny like hell, but it wasnt as good as the first one.
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Summary: Hillarious, a must see for all!
Review: How do they keep comming up with this stuff? I just came back from seeing Scary Movie 2, and its the opening day...thats how much I loved the first one! They casted Chris Elliot as the funny caretaker with the one hand that is and messed up.....and he cracked me up so much I fell out of my seat!! Then the old characters, Shawn Wayans as Ray, Marlon as Shorty, Anna Farris as Cindy... all in all, this movie is just as good as the first one...my favorite scence is from the front, when they are all playing piano, and the guy goes " See if you can get this one"......... " SHAKE..., WATCH YO SELF" GO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!
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Summary: This movie "looks" bad
Review: I haven't seen this movie yet, But NO ONE ELSE WHO HAS REVEIWED IT HAS EITHER! How do you know you will like a movie if you HAVEN'T SEEN IT! I thought Scary Movie 1 had some good laughs. Overall it was bad as far as spoof movies go, But it follows Scream 1, almost scene-to-scene. That made it interesting to watch for scream fans. One of the movies parodied in this movie is The Exorcist. The Exorcist was already parodied in RePossessed, On of the most original (it has a diffent formula than the overused Z-A-Z formula, that only the original team could do) and underated spoofs (It's also one of my favorites). Rule #1 for spoof movies is: "It is strictly forbidden to parody a movie that has already been parodied" (OK, I made that up). From what I have heard about this movie, is that it has more gross sexual gags than the first movie had. You won't see me at the theatre watching this. I'll admit, being a collector I would probably buy this movie when it comes out, though. My final decision: If you did in fact enjoy the first one, You can go ahead and see this. Chances are you will like it. If you didn't like the first one (or rather stick with RePossessed as the definitive Exorcist spoof)well, you won't like this one.
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Summary: Sucky Movie
Review: I just got back from the early showing of Scary Movie 2 in my neighborhood, and let me tell you guys, Dimension Films has served us up another fine hack job. I did not like Scary Movie 1 because I thought it was just a huge slap in the face to us fans of the horror genre. How could the movie company that brought us the "Scream" franchise release a movie mocking it's bread and butter? Well needless to say I was unhappy with "SM1" but when I saw the trailers for "SM2" they seemed funny to me, so I went to the movie expecting at least a funnier movie than the 1st. I was a sucker for thinking that. The movie is boring, point blank. The site gags are lame, and the ones that aren't lame are spoofs of non horror flicks. The movie is also very short, but you don't realize because you are being bored to death. The movie starts off spoofing "The Exorcist," it fell a bit flat. All the vulgar things Natasha Lyonne was saying were just a direct rip from the movie. Fast forward to the gang from the first movie, who I thought died, in college. The are lured by Tim Curry to stay @ a haunted house with the promise of earning an automatic A for the course. The morons go. From this point the movie spoofs "The Poltergeist," a Nike Commercial, the movie "Paulie," "Hannibal," "Charlie's Angels," "Weakest Link," "Save The Last Dance," "Hollow Man","The Haunting," and even Firestone tires. In 1 year this film will not even seem funny to those who thought it was. It is filled with too many of the moment jokes. How could the priest in the beginning of the film thank God for getting Jeri from "Survivor" voted off? The movie is dumb. I pity Anna Farris who will surely be forever typecast. She seems like a capable actress, she should not do a "Scary Movie 3." And guys you know there will be one. This pathetic flick will in fact do very well opening weekend, but drop off dramatically the next. It will not have strong word of mouth because the showing I went to was full of teens who left the theater yawning and complaining. I was one of them, I should have just went to see "The Fast And The Furious" again.
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Summary: SCARY MOVIE 2
Review: SCARY MOVIE 2 is the halarious sequel to the original SCARY MOVIE. This time, the plot is about the original survivors of the first film who are taken to a 'haunted' house in order to do a school project on it. The first film made fun of slasher movies, but the sequel is making fun of the supernatural horror movies such as "The Exorcist," "What Lies Beneath," and a whole slew of TV shows and commercials. The Wayans Brothers have once again proved themselves to be the masters of comedy for the new millenium. If you liked SCARY MOVIE, then you will love SCARY MOVIE 2!
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Summary: About as good as the original
Review: Scary Movie 2 proves that the Wayans's never run out of spoofs/jokes that are absolutely hilarious. Like in Scary Movie (2000), few jokes fall flat, and most succeed. This time, the opening scene is The Exorcist spoof, with Natasha Lyonne, Andy Richter, and James Woods. James Woods and Andy Richter do a "laughably" good job, while Natasha Lyonne is pretty funny as "Regan." Only one thing, like in Scary Movie, this part of the movie has nothing to do with the rest. The rest of the movie entirely spoofs the Haunting. Well, not ENTIRELY. Anna Faris returns as Cindy. Also returning are Brenda (Regina Hall), Ray (Shawn Wayans), and Shorty (Marlon Wayans). Newcomers include Theo(Kathleen Robertson), Alex (Tori Spelling), Professor Oldman (Tim Curry), and Chris Elliot's character, Hanson, the caretaker of Hell House (where most of the movie takes place), who has disgustingly small hands (it's sick what he does with them, but also funny!). Anyway, the story follows the Haunting, where they're all taken to the House, and all Hell breaks loose. A hell of a lot of jokes, that is. I won't give any away, but if you've seen Scary Movie, you should expect Scary Movie 2 to be just as crude, sick, and vulgar as the original. Like Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2 is the most outrageous comedy of the summer. I know I was laughing non-stop.
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Summary: "But wait theres more" ScaryMovie2 (it's freakin hilarious)
Review: Ok if you liked the first one you'll love this one,now making fun of such films as "The Poltergist","The Exorsist "The Haunting" and "Charlies Angels" but still makes fun of the teen horor flicks, and also makes fun of some comercials like Nike.It's rated R for language,drugs and nudity it is still a grate movie but don't take my word for it go out an see it,but don't blame me if you piss yor pants laughing!Staring Anna Faris and Shawn and Marlon Wayans
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Summary: Crowd-pleasing and outrageous! A box-office smash!
Review: This spoof on horror classics and TV shows will be a success as the original! Still no plot, but in this case, who cares when you can laugh like hell! Newcomers join the screen like Tori Spelling(TV's 90210), Tim Curry (Charlie's Angels), Chris Elliot (Snow Day), and James Woods (John Carpenter's Vampires) who makes an appearance as a priest! Of course Marlon & Shawn Wayans, Regina Hall, and Anna Faris from the original appear! The plot varies from classic horror films such as "The Exorcist", "Carrie", and "What Lies Beneath" and the comedy action film, "Charlie's Angels"! The motion picture takes place in a haunted mansion where the ghouls trip down stairs, ghosts whispering, clowns under beds, cat fights, exorcisms and of course the body count piles up in a funny way! The previews give you a big hint on what the plot is and what some of the parodies happen to be! It'll be a huge hit! Opens JULY 4th nationwide in theaters!
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