Scary Movie

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Summary: Barely a Movie
Review: Stay a way from this movie. Although the trailers make this movie out to be a hilarious spoof, they are lying. This movie has about 5 minutes of actual spoof comedy, the rest is sex joke. And they aren't even funny. They consist of pubic hair, sveral comments(and visual aids) about how "big" a guy is, the "first time", and several homosexual jokes. There are very few funny scenes, the rest are just gross. So any one under 13, and over sixteen should not see this movie. I'm Kale Arndt and that's my story and I am sticking to it.

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Summary: A Laugh till the end!
Review: I was waiting for this movie for a long time, and i was not one bit dissapointed. It is the funniest movie i have ever seen, better than American Pie and Theres Something About Mary. Imagin watching those 2 movies and laughing 10 times more. There are alot of dick jokes and fart jokes to please anyone. Buy it you wont regret it!

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Summary: TOP FILM TOP COMEDY
Review: THE funniest film I have ever seen, Thought it would be just another pathetic spoof, how wrong could I have been! IF you don't see it you would off missed out on something great. A MUST BUY!

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Summary: One of the best spoofs of all time
Review: Scary Movie is one of the most hilarious movies I ever saw. I loved when they made fun of almost ever movie. I don't care what other people say, this is a funny movie. . . if your a teenager. Adults might not think it's funny and won't even rent it let alone buy it. So if you did or didn't see it, buy it on DVD. I hope the DVD includes commentary by all the cast and Director, lots and lots of deleted scenes, lots of funny outtakes, and possibly a "Making Of" if they made one. So all you teenagers go buy this funny movie when it comes out.

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Summary: SCARY MOVIE
Review: THIS MOVIE IS THE MOST FUNNIEST MOVIE YOU'LL EVER SEE! I SAW IT 3 TIMES AND IT GETS BETTER EVER SINGLE TIME SEE IT! I WAITED FOR MONTHS FOR THIS MOVIE TO COME OUT ON THEATERS AND DVD! NOW I CAN PREORDER IT! THANK GOD!

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Summary: HILARIOUSLY FUNNY
Review: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMEDY I'VE EVER SEEN.THE WAYANS BROTHERS DID A GREAT JOB.I WENT IN EXPECTING TO BE BORED OUT OF MY MIND BUT WHEN I WALKED OUT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I LOST MY VOICE FOR A WEEK.THIS IS A VERY RAUNCHY AND FUNNY MOVIE A MUST HAVE FOR THE COLLECTION.

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Summary: Off Tha Heezy
Review: If Use A 4:20 Type Of Person, This Movie Is A Must Get. Fasho, This Film Is Off Tha Hook. Them Wayans Bros Has Done It Again. Imma Keep This Short Because I Dont Have The Ability To Write A Whole Book Like Some Of The Other Reviewers. I Recommened This Movie If U Want A Good Laugh, U Wont Be Dissappointed.

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Summary: Horror movie spoof!
Review: Saw the movie in the theater, 2nd time around. Laughed until I cried. A must see, only if you have seen 'Scream' and 'I know what you did last summer'. Most of the scenes are spoofs of the original movies. Anyone not seen those movies may not understand the real humor of this movie. However, I dropped one star because it was a lot cruder than it needed to be.

I will definately buy this DVD when it releases, but keep the kids away!

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Summary: Trashy, vulgar, and any other word you can think of!
Review: Scary Movie is definately one of the most vulgar movies I have seen in quite some time, especially for an R rated movie, but it was my favorite movie of the summer, what can I say, I loved it! The Wayans brothers are as hilarious as they were back on In Living Color, but they are not the only entertainment. Shannon Elizabeth(Buffy) plays a great role, too bad she didn't reinact a little American Pie, but still did a great job. As did the rest of the cast. Some say the only funny parts are the ones that are the spoof, but what kind of movie would that make? A little Wayans twist of humor mixed in with spoofing Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer worked great. That's as far as the movie itself goes, but for the DVD release:

The DVD is being released by Dimension of course (part of Buena Vista) and at first I'm having my doubts, but most new releases they're doing a great job of transfers and features. The problem I have is Buena Vista isn't good about announcing exact features until close to release date, so what you see may not be what you get in the end, but even if it turns out to be an almost barebones edition it's still an excellent pick-up, There's no doubt it will be anamorphic with DD 5.1, and I imagine there will be some deleted scenes with the behind the scenes. So all in all, the DVD will look and sound great, but you won't want to buy this DVD for the quality, but for the movie itself, If you own the Scream Trilogy, The Jennifer Love Hewitt flicks, and Kazaam, this will be a great one to put next to your horror movies on the shelf. 5 stars is an understatement in my opinion, so go click on "PRE-ORDER A COPY" and buy Scary Movie, you won't regret it!

Also, A sequel is planned, so long live SCARY MOVIE!

Rating:
Summary: HALARIOUS!
Review: This was by far the funniest movie in the world! It made fun of every scary movie that has come out in the past few years. You definately can't pass this one up! Buy it now!