Rating: Summary: Maybe the worst comedy ever Review: The best thing about this comedy was Gina Lee Nolin doing a Marilyn Monroe in the first 2 minutes of the movie. Past that this might have been the most unwatchable comedy ever. It was not filmed badly, but it was not funny. How many bad, already done, poorly performed jokes can one sit through? This is unwatchable, in fact I had to turn it off. My friends that I borrowed it from tried to warn me of how bad this is, but I had to see for myself. All I hope is that the people that made this film are magicians because if they are not then I do not know how they expect to give me back the 45 minutes of my life I wasted on watching this. Again I could not sit throught the whole thing. Please never make another one like this.
Rating: Summary: possibly the most derivitive film ever Review: The writer/director of this film should slit his wrists, it is the worst comedy that I've ever seen in my entire life and verging on the worst movie ever.... and I'm including pulp horror and all manner of trash like that. Not only is it utterly idiotic... it's just plain boring, which is the worst crime that a movie can commit. It's not even offensive as the film so boldly claims that it is, just dumb, half retarded, possibly with a hint of downsyndrome.
Rating: Summary: Where's the "Comedy"? Review: This has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Those late-night commercials suckered me into renting this piece of trash (the wonders of marketing). The movie is supposed to be a satire but it makes no point. Nothing made sense in it. I did not laugh once. At one point, I actually fell asleep while watching it. If I could give it a zero rating I would. This movie makes Glitter and Showgirls look like best picture Oscar nominees. It's that bad!
Rating: Summary: Not for the weak minded Review: This is a skit movie or a tv show gone array. My friends is a total PC "proper" type who watched this with me. He couldn't laugh at anything, however I thought it was one of the funniest movies ever, and the fact that he couldn't laugh at it made it even more enjoyable.
Rating: Summary: Fantastic!!! Review: This is an incredibly hilarious movie. If you are in the mood for some disturbingly great comedy, then you have found it!!
Rating: Summary: OH MY GOD! Review: This is definitely the craziest funniest movie ever. It's like Jackass, Scary Movie and Kentucky Fried Movie rolled up into one. There's a superhero called Dickman who fights the lesbian community and the "Watt's Up" talk show is historical. I have to recommend this movie however the movie is not for everybody and is very offensive if you can't laugh at the jokes. So if you can laugh at yourself and don't mind the offensive nature, I strongly recommend it. Oh yea, great for parties!
Rating: Summary: Wicked Funny Review: This is the kind of material that makes you laugh even if you're watching it in a room by yourself... And then you can make fun of the people who get offended by it!What's really funny to me is this movie's ability to piss off all these pretentious PC types to the point where they feel compelled to write page-long reviews ripping it. The fact that people take it so seriously is almost as funny as the film itself! So to everyone involved in making this hilarious movie- Thanks for the shocking humor, and congrats on stirring up a little healthy controversy, it's much-needed!!!
Rating: Summary: The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen Review: This is the most mind numbing, stupid film in the history of the world. The humor is on the third grade level, and if you have a brain you will not laugh one single time during the course of this piece of garbage. My brother gave this to me with the warning that it was the worst thing he had ever seen. He thought I might like it beter because I like Mr. Hanky and stuff like that but I agree with him. Don't waste your time.
Rating: Summary: This Is, Without Question, The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen. Review: This is the most putrid, repulsive movie ever. I would like to give it a negative star value. Billed as a modern 'Kentucky Fried Movie', I expected that a satirical skit film would be funny. I enjoyed KFM, but then again, the makers of KFM had a degree of talent compared to one man wrecking crew Vince Offer, creator of this festering pustule of a film. This is the least funny movie I have ever seen. I like strange, off the wall humor. I will tolerate crude writing and production values if the underlying material is funny. That's a big if: IF the underlying material is funny. This material is NOT funny. I never once had a smile cross my face while watching this film; I certainly never laughed. You know that a movie is abysmal when the BEST performance in the film is by Joey Buttafuoco. (I'm not joking.) This is, without question, the worst movie I have ever seen. It does have excesses of every sort; the problem is that they aren't funny. If you look over my past reviews you will note that I like funny movies, and I like (campy) bad movies. This film is neither. It is merely a putrid assemblage of raunchy scatological references strung together, and furthermore, it's boring. So boring, I could almost not get through it. I have two fundamental questions about this film: who in their right mind invested money in this monstrosity, and; what on earth was Oscar nominee (for 'The Green Mile') Michael Clarke Duncan doing in this squalid mess? He is a talented actor, and I felt embarrassed for him. If you watch this film, I promise you that you will wish you had those 92 minutes of your life back. Do not buy this movie. Do not watch this movie. Avoid this movie like the plague.
Rating: Summary: Oh God, Shoot Me In The Face. Review: This is the WORST movie i have ever bought. I thought it was going to be funny, so i bought it at Tower Records. God. It was supposed to be the most offensive movie ever and very funny. It was hardly offensive and rarely funny. I don't understand what other people are talking about. I mean, I'm a person who laughs at EVERYTHING. And there's nothing more than i want to have 1) never seen this movie and 2) my money back. I have to give it a little credit for its "Dickman" skit, as well as some minor amusement from the "Godmother" and japanese porn movie skits, but this was really just a terrible thing. The infomercials lied... If you don't believe me, trick someone you hate into buying it, then watch it with them. OR, buy it off me. In fact, you can have it. I hate it so much. It's not that i'm one of those dumb people online who doesn't find things funny or that finds things offensive....
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