Rating: Summary: Horrible Review: (No stars)-Unrated because no one wanted to rate it. Unless you like the comdey show from back in the 80's, this has to be honestly the worst movie ever made. I couldn't beleive it. I had maybe one laugh. Waste of money. Waste of a DVD disc.
Rating: Summary: As Funny as a Transurethral Resection! Review: -50 stars! I bought this movie expecting to be entertained with outragous skits and high hilarity. I like offensive humor, and I even appreciate crude and disgusting humor. After all, I am a guy. But the key word is HUMOR, which is harder to find in this tripe than Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Lets put it bluntly. This movie is not funny. It isn't funny in droves! It isn't even amusing. In fact, it is about as funny as the black plague sweeping through Europe. Hitler rolling into Poland was funnier! Some of America's fastest rising young has-beens are showcased in a film of such meteoric banality as serve a fitting match for their mediocre talent. Slash, Joey Buttafuoco and Gena Lee Nolin show no talent whatsoever! Reaching the end of talent long before their time, they have committed career suicide to ensure they never work in this town again! Astonishingly, Michael Clarke Duncan also appears in this miasma. He has evidently tired of Oscar nominations (Green Mile) or great roles such as in Armageddon or Daredevil, and opted to castrate his future prospects by diving into the shallow end of the gene-pool! Some of the concepts could have been great, could have been hilarious, but simply fell flat due to miserable and juvenille direction under the amaturish incompetence of Vince Offer. Scene after tedious scene revells in pointlessness, long after any possible humor value has evaporated into a lackluster blend of tiresome monotony and pathetic knavery. Timing is the hallmark of good comedy, and it is absolutely nonexistent throughout this cavalcade of ineptitude. This movie is a feckless journey into a talentless world of incapacity and fallow imagination. So, to summarize, this movie is stupid, frivolous, immature, mindless, dim witted, slow, banal, dull (monotonously so!), unintelligent and wholly lacking in talent, direction, and saddled with a script that could easily have been written by schoolboys who have suffered devastating brain damage. It is obtuse, simple-minded and artless. It is all these things and more. It is not, however, even remotely humorous, which is a tragic handicap for a comedy. It never hits on comedic value even by accident. This film is about as funny as receiving a diagnosis of cancer. It is not nearly as funny as mad cow disease, and less enjoyable than an asteroid impacting earth. Note for Skeet Shooters: This film can serve at least one good purpose, on DVD, should you run out of clay pidgeons. The Undergound Comedy is actually far worse than other films I have panned. It is only half as good as Gerry, a quarter as good as Hick Trek, and falls short of Plan 9 from Outer Space by a quantum factor of ten! In short, this DVD now serves as a $20 dollar coaster on my coffee table.
Rating: Summary: worst movie i have ever seen....... Review: ....too bad Amazon does not have negative stars. Badly made, not funny and seeminly endless.
Rating: Summary: horribly horrible Review: AWEFUL, AWEFUL, AWEFUL
i seen this movie while watching comedy central and the comercial kept popping up and so i ordered it. what did i get? the worst dvd i have ever bought. there is no scene selection which would at least let me skip over the repeating skits (half the movie) they played the couple of half way good skits out to death and i was angry that i had wasted my good money on such trash. don't get me wrong, i love a lot of obscene crazy material, i am an ICP fan and my favorite movies are friday and fight club. but this movie was terrible from beginning to end. i would have given this movie a negative rating if i could just to show how bad it was. they had enough cameo appearances to be able to make some more decent skits, but they repeated the ones they had, barely changing them at all. look at all the other reviewer ratings besides the crackheads who voted 5 stars and you will see to avoid this movie at all costs. IF YOU BUY THIS, YOU WILL BE SORRY AND WANT TO STAMP 'RETURN TO SENDER' ON THE BOX.
Rating: Summary: Thumbs way up! Review: Definitely my top 10 comedies of all time! If you don't know this movie kicks ass then you must be living in a cave.
Rating: Summary: Credit me back Review: Do you like offensive and hilarious films? Well than this movie is definatly not for you. I bought this hoping to laugh and get grossed out, but i ended up getting bored out of my mind. I still went on to watch the thing, cause i did pay $20 but wow, I honestly never seen a worse movie than this, Legally Blonde 2 was better than this. All these people giving reviews of 2 stars or higher must honestly be writing a review for a differant movie, or a review just for the movies trailer. All in all word of advice DO NOT BUY THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!
Rating: Summary: garbage................ Review: hands down the worst bit of film ever. Anyone who liked this is high on homegrown dirt weed or crazy....................i rather watch reality tv
Rating: Summary: Deserves Negative 50 Stars Review: I agree that this movie is really just bad. I thought it would be funny, but it is really just stupid and gross. I did not find any of it funny at all, and normally I like oddball comedy films. This is unoriginal, mindless, and a waste of film. I can't believe anybody invested money in this. Do not consider watching this film if you have a brain.
Rating: Summary: Unbelievably Bad Review: I am a pretty liberal guy, and I can find humor in just about anything.. I saw the commercials for this movie and got suckered in. This movie is basically a bunch of (...)fart jokes, which is fine, but they arent even FUNNY (...)fart jokes! They are lame (No witty repartee's, no subliminal humor, every joke is spelled out) and _over emphasized_. If you don't know what I mean by "over emphasized", try to imagine Jim Carey snorting a line of coke and making a low-rate movie. Almost all of the characters act like that. Most of the skits I found to be very predictable. Also, I did not know, before watching this movie, that it is actually based on an old cable access show (The Underground Comedy Show, which also failed to impress anyone), and all the skits are remakes from that show. In a last resort to like this movie, I took some drugs (thinking it might be funnier if I had a slower thought process) and watched it again. It still sucked. A friend of mine even fell asleep half way through. The commercials don't lie, it is GUARANTEED to offend, because after you watch it, the price you were tricked into paying for it will offend you. Other than that, I didnt find anything about this movie that would offend anyone with a sense of humor.
Rating: Summary: Terrible.. Review: I am a pretty liberal guy, and I can find humor in just about anything.. I saw the commercials for this movie and got suckered in. This movie is basically a bunch of (...)fart jokes, which is fine, but they arent even FUNNY (...)fart jokes! They are lame (No witty repartee's, no subliminal humor, every joke is spelled out) and _over emphasized_. If you don't know what I mean by "over emphasized", try to imagine Jim Carey snorting a line of coke and making a low-rate movie. Almost all of the characters act like that. Most of the skits I found to be very predictable. Also, I did not know, before watching this movie, that it is actually based on an old cable access show (The Underground Comedy Show, which also failed to impress anyone), and all the skits are remakes from that show. In a last resort to like this movie, I took some drugs (thinking it might be funnier if I had a slower thought process) and watched it again. It still sucked. A friend of mine even fell asleep half way through. The commercials don't lie, it is GUARANTEED to offend, because after you watch it, the price you were tricked into paying for it will offend you. Other than that, I didnt find anything about this movie that would offend anyone with a sense of humor.
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