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Summary: Failed transmission from the one trick pony! Get away!
Review: This famed key grip resident of philly. I saw him at Iversan. Iversan had no machine gun, only gunmachine. But how is this fat man so? I axed Gad, and Gad sed this man is not. What the hak! Look at him. He smoke pot, he btter smoke put becaus he is sooo fat. No ph, thanks I get it. Now thois movie is bad cinematorgrapy. There is lights, but highlight? I never sawr it *** Where? Soundtracj was gos buyt Stephon Marbury prodcued. This Jersey Girl, this Jersye Gitrl! Ben Affleck, fdares to defy this Jersey Lopea. I abject to frenumb this largo locution.
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Summary: Horrific!!!!!
Review: This movie has got to be the worst movie of all time. It is nothing but downright offensive. When I watch this movie, I realize what is wrong with our world. It is full of nothing but the "f" world and back to back toilet humor. Anyone who finds this movie amusing should have his/her head examined!!!
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Summary: FUNNY
Review: this is one funny movie one of my personal favorites. there isnt much to say about it since it's great nothing to argue about or anything.
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Summary: the funniest film of '01
Review: this is a very funny movie!!!!! I suggest you buy this movie,quickly might i add.This is a funny movie, but is not kevin smiths best, but is still a very funny movie.Some of this stuff may not make any sense,or just not funny,but this movie is still very funny.The thing is why this movie is so great because in some movies they make fun of people,but they always use like somebody who looks like them,but in this movie they use the actual person.Wes Craven,Ben Affleck and Matt Damon play as themselves.I recommend you buy this.If you like this movie you would love mallrats.It has jay and silent bob in it.Buy this!!!!
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Summary: GREAT, GREAT, GREAT!
Review: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are just outright FUNNY! Kevin Smith did a GREAT job directing this movie, with cameos with James Van Der Beek, Jason Biggs, Jon Stewart, Will Farell, Chris Rock, Ali Langry, Shannon Elizabeth, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Wes Craven, George Carlson, Seann William Scott and the list goes on.
The movie is about these two pot-heads who hang out at the Quik Stop in Jersey named Jay and Silent Bob, now they have known each other since they were babies, and they are the creators of this comic book characters named Chronic and Blunt-Man, while making a deal with two kids to score some weed, the owners comes out there and rustles their feathers, so Jay tells the kids that the two guys who own the store (who are gay) got married with one of them being Darth Vader and one as a Storm Trooper. So the two get tired of Jay and Lunchbox and they get a restraining order and they cannot come within 50 feet of the store, so they go to one of the comic book shops, and they discover that there is a movie being made about Chronic and Blunt-Man, and they didnt get their 'movie check', so then Affleck's character comes into the picture, and the two discover the 'internet', and they find people talking smack about Chronic and Blunt-Man, and now they head to Hollywood to stop the production being made. While on the road, Jay falls head over heals for Justice (Shannon Elizabeth), so they catch a ride with Justice and her friends to stop 'animal testing', but their real heist is to steal diamonds. Then they have Jay and Lunchbox set up, and the girls have their van blown up by a bomb, so now they are traveling to Hollywood with a Chimp. The movie has very funny moments, and it is worth watching. Trust me, get this DVD and you wont be disappointed. Trust me.
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Summary: Profane. . . .
Review: ...and perfect. What makes the "F" word so funny? I mean, why is profanity hilarious sometimes? I wonder if I would still think this movie would be funny if Jay never swore. Wait - yeah it still would be. But no one has ever made this word so funny. Carlin - maybe, Dane Cook - almost, but Mr. Mewes - thank you for gracing us with your foul mouth. And Eliza Dushku and Shannon Elizabeth-thank you too! Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is a great addtion to anyone's dvd collection, and a superb ending to Kevin Smith's movie series. Awesome flick, get it NOW.
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Summary: Jay & Silent Bob Should Be In Everyone's DVD Collection
Review: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is by far the greatest movie that I own! This movie is filled with hillarious antics and is jam packed with huge well-known stars of hollywood, such as will farrel, chris rock, shannon elizabeth, jason biggs, sean willian scott, a monkey, mark hammel, princess lea, the guy from dawson's creek, scooby doo and the gang, and so much more! The movie is about 2 stoners that are on a quest to stop a miramax film titled, "bluntman and chronic" from being made. The movie stole their likeness rights, so they want their mfing movie check, as they so sickly put it. On the way to Hollywood they hitch a ride with a van full of hot chicks that are international jewel theifs that mislead Jay And Silent Bob into freeing animals at a research facility, while the girls rob a diamond bank. I do suggest to keep this movie out of the reach of children because of the numorous "f" words in it. With that said this is the greatest "f"ing movie that I have ever seen in my entire life!
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Summary: Warning: this movie made a total hypocrite of me
Review: I'm really tweaked that so far nobody's successfully invented a prude-o-phone. You know, that little device that will fit into your ear like a hearing aid but which filters out all the expletives in movies and TV so that you can enjoy them in ignorant bliss? That kind of thing would really come in handy for the morally conflicted viewers like me when watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.This film was a huge source of guilty pleasure despite my offended ears. Not since South Park the Movie have I snorted and chortled so much at a cheap budget flick (or any kind of flick). The plot is purposefully so thin as to be lucicrous: Jay and Silent Bob, two drug dealers with minor roles in other Kevin Smith movies, hear that a movie is being filmed that is exploiting characters based on their real-life personae. The hapless duo find out that not only have they been cut entirely out of the deal financially, but that internet weenies all over the country are bad-mouthing them (as internet weenies are prone to do). More than anything else, this is what enrages J&SB to take action, embarking on a journey to Hollywood to stop the film. They must defend their reputation with the ladies, after all! The best moments of this movie, though are:
1. The way J&SB's journey takes them to all the major movie characters they've dealt with before, tying up a few loose ends and showing "where are they now" in tongue-in-cheek cameos.
2. The running joke involving abuse constantly being hurled at Miramax from every direction.
3. The fantasy "sequel" to Good Will Hunting's famous "how d'you like them apples" bar scene.
4. Ben Affleck taking obvious pot shots at stupid things fans say in reference to his character(s) in past Kevin Smith films
5. Instant classic one-liners too raunchy to repeat here
If only Jason Mews (Jay) could refrain from the F word every other phrase I might be able to proudly display my J&SB with the rest of my DVD collection. As it is, this mom of two boys can't set a decent example and have her comedy, too. So until that explevator is invented I'll just have to get my fix of Kevin Smith the old-fashioned way; sneaking, cringing and laughing in the dark.
-Andrea, aka Merribelle
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Summary: Perfect topper to Kevin Smith's 5th movie
Review: You must see the previous four Kevin Smith Movies to completely enjoy this comedic masterpiece.
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Summary: jay and silent bob lick balls
Review: Eliza Dushku in a leather cat suit........................ enough said!!!!!!!!!!!
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