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Summary: "Torture! Torture! It Pleasures Me!"
Review: "Orgy of the Dead" was the first movie that Ed 'Plan 9' Wood made with sleazy soft-core director "A.C. Stephen" (real name: Stephen Apostolof). It's the "story" of the emperor of the dead (Criswell!) and his bride who is a cemetary watch numerous really bad striptease acts. Each act has a theme - streetwalker, torture, cat, snake, fire, etc. The dances are barely choreographed and extremely boring, but there is still much for devoted Ed Wood fans to get a kick out of, such as the bad dialogue, the amazingly wooden acting (particularly from the young leading couple), and Criswell's unforgettable line readings ("Torture! Torture! It pleasures me!").
The full frame DVD from Rhino looks nothing short of amazing. The blindingly bright and sharp colours look much better, I'm sure, than previous video releases. There are a few scratches, but it barely matters. The mono soundtrack doesn't fare as well with the dialogue, but the music sounds crystal clear.
Fans of this film (and are there any?) will be happy to know that an interview with Stephen Apostolof is included. Apostolof talks about how he met Ed Wood, tidbits on the production of "Orgy of the Dead," his ideas for a sequel, and even advice for film directors (yeah, thanks a lot). It's kind of funny, considering that he actually seems to think he made a good movie. A very good looking theatrical trailer and some nice menus are also included.
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Summary: A must see for fans of Ed Wood, others stay away.
Review: A writer and his fiance is driving to a cemetary in the middle of the night so he can get inspiration for his books (this is probably the worst day-for-night scene I have ever seen). He crashes with the car and the couple have to spend the night at the cemetary where the Emperor of the Dead (Criswell) and Princess of Darkness is hosting a topless dance show. This is a very boring film, but the few acting scenes between the dances are as cheesy and funny as you expect from a film by Ed Wood. The "erotic" dances are very innocent and embarrasingly silly, but fun for the first 5 minutes. I can't recommend this film to anyone except for those who wanna se all films of Ed Wood...
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Summary: Funniest bad film of all time!
Review: Another truly hilarious classic from Ed Wood (who apparently was too drunk to direct his own script). If only I could edit out all the long, boring strip teases and just leave in the camp dialogue and incredibly bad acting. (OK, I'd leave in the "Kitty Kat" and "The Bride".) So many classic lines; "More Gold!", "Easy, Shirley!", "I'm so Frightened!", "You, too, will have time for your pleasures, but only after I have had MY pleasures!" and the best, when our hero sees a strip tease act in the cemetery: "Nothing alive looks like that!". The film was made, it seems, by recruiting a bunch of amateurish "dancers" to take their clothes off (except they don't really take much off- Ah, the age of pasties...) Don't miss it!! I fell out of my chair the first time I saw the "Kitty Kat" and I'm still falling out of my chair all these years later. Something about the way that "scary" music segues into the "Alley Cat theme" rip-off, with the Kat dancer and her scratching post! It never fails...
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Summary: Funniest bad film of all time!
Review: Another truly hilarious classic from Ed Wood (who apparently was too drunk to direct his own script). If only I could edit out all the long, boring strip teases and just leave in the camp dialogue and incredibly bad acting. (OK, I'd leave in the "Kitty Kat" and "The Bride".) So many classic lines; "More Gold!", "Easy, Shirley!", "I'm so Frightened!", "You, too, will have time for your pleasures, but only after I have had MY pleasures!" and the best, when our hero sees a strip tease act in the cemetery: "Nothing alive looks like that!". The film was made, it seems, by recruiting a bunch of amateurish "dancers" to take their clothes off (except they don't really take them off- Ah, the age of pasties...) Don't miss it!! I fell out of my chair the first time I saw the "Kitty Kat" and I'm still falling out of my chair all these years later. Something about the way that "scary" music segues into the "Alley Cat theme" rip-off, with the Kat dancer and her scratching post! It never fails...
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Summary: Gorgeous DVD transfer of legendary schlock monster nudie
Review: For dedicated sleazologists this has to rank as one of the top DVD releases/restorations so far this year. While readily available in the past on VHS, this digitally remastered transfer supervised by director Stephen C. Apostolof ("A. C. Stephen") makes obsolete all previous releases, including Rhino's, which looks shockingly flat, blurry, and faded in comparison. Orgy of the Dead looks like a real movie now (if not necessarily a GOOD one), with excellent color balance and saturation, contrast, brightness, sharpness, and shadow/highlight detail. Exploitation stalwart Bob Caramico's cinematography looks better than it has any right to, and the color is so rich it's hard to believe it's typically fast-fading Eastmancolor. While IMDb says this movie was in 2.35:1 widescreen (it was advertised as being in 'Astravision'), it's presented full frame here. The compositions look fine, however, without any cramped, cropped feeling (the common 'two noses talking' scenes or other weirdness), leading one to believe that this is the 'open matte' version, which was cropped to widescreen aspect ratio in theaters. At any rate, the print looks stunning overall, extremely watchable, with only some occasional very light speckling evident.
The movie, written by the notorious Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Plan 9, Glen or Glenda, etc.), based on his novel (!!), is a curious hodgepodge of hokey monster matinee cliches and typical early-1960s nudie-cutie hijinks. Opening with Ed's standard florid Criswell monologue, Orgy of the Dead's short-lived story line presents struggling horror writer Bob and wife Shirley (sexploitation legend Pat Barrington/Barringer with flaming red hair), out driving one night looking for an old cemetery for "inspiration." (Barrington's character is named after Ed Wood's "drag" alter ego.) Bob loses control of the car, they crash, then stumble on a graveyard where the Emperor Ghoul (Criswell), the Black Ghoul (Vampira wannabe Fawn Silver), and their striped-shorts-and-armband-clad beefcake henchmen are presiding over some sort of dance revue/judgment of dead souls. Coincidentally, all the judged are female and next to naked. For the next 80 minutes, a bevy of voluptuous dead babes in G-strings each in turn do a "theme" interpretive strip dance (Indian, Skeleton, Cat, Golden Girl dipped in molten "gold" a la Goldfinger, Zombie, Hawaiian, etc.), complete with plenty of emotive gesturing and breast-jiggling amidst swirling ground fog, accompanied on the soundtrack by vaguely Les Baxter-ish exotica and Henry Mancini/Herb Alpert-ish lite pop cues. (I love the "yahoo wahoo" chant behind the Indian dance.) Interspersed with the dances are snippets of those patented non sequitur Ed Wood dialogue exchanges between Bob, Shirley, the Emperor Ghoul, Black Ghoul, and crummy, dime-store Werewolf and moth-eaten Mummy. Unlike many (most?) sexploitation movies of the era, the dancers are generally quite buff and several are certifiable knockouts. Barrington remains clothed as Shirley but displays her awesome (augmented) "ticket sellers" (Apostolof's term) doubling as the Golden Girl in a brassy blonde wig. There is a brief, surprising whipping/bondage scene, and it's revealed that the Black Ghoul swings both ways when she demands to have Shirley for herself! (Silver as the Black Ghoul does a sultry knife-dance but unfortunately no striptease.) TV psychic Criswell appears rather glassy-eyed and reads from obvious off-camera cue cards much of the time. It all winds up with a corny "was it all a dream?" twist ending. As reviled as this movie is by mainstream viewers (see reviews on IMDb), sexploitation veterans can vouch that as nudie-cuties go, Orgy of the Dead is relatively painless; some of the dances are actually mildly erotic (if occasionally out of sync with the music), while Eddie's convoluted dialogue, Criswell's hammy declamations, and the otherwise stiff, amateurish acting provide welcome moments of charming Bad Movie ambiance in the framing scenes.
The extras comprise a trailer (surprisingly looking just as terrific as the feature) and an amusing 20-minute interview with director/producer Apostolof, who recounts his beginnings in the film industry, recalls meeting and working with Ed Wood, and expounds on film technique (!!) and his decision not to go "hardcore", all in a likeable, droll manner. Orgy of the Dead is definitely not for the mainstream viewer; there is zero narrative trajectory and relatively little dialogue, mainly just lots of topless exotic dancing, making it extremely tedious or even boring for many, especially at 92 minutes. If, however you're already a fan of grade-Z schlock horror and/or cheap sexploitation, Rhino's pristine new transfer makes this bizarre, unique delight slide down smoother than a cold beer. Essential trash!!
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Summary: seriously what the hell is this crap
Review: i bought this movie thought it would be horrble it was. So it was really nothing to get mad about. But this is deffinately one of the worst movies i have ever seen. I would not even recommend this to give to someone u hate. There is only one good point to this movie it is full of a bunch of topless naked chicks. This peice of crap also has a talkin mummy whoo hoo. So all in all i would deffinately give this movie no stars if i could.
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Summary: Ed Wood's nudie classic
Review: I saw this movie with my parents, sister and brother-in-law, way, way back in the day (1988) when I was a teenager...they thought it would shock me. Boy did it ever - out of my chair and on to the floor in fits of laughter! The Wolfman was a hoot with his fake howl and the sycophantic Mummy was hysterical with his creaky laugh! And don't worry about the slow plot and dancing, just hit 2x speed and let the party begin (see what I mean with the pasties on the murderous bride!) This is classic, stupid fun!
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Summary: Not even bad enough to be funny
Review: If you love totally wretched movies,then this is the one for you. When my friends and I watched it for the first time,we spewed our drinks all over one another,laughing.It was great.It rates right up there with the worst movie you can think of,but this one is tons of fun.
I would recommend it to anyone who has a sense of humor,and anyone who can't get enough of Ed Wood Jr., and Criswell.Cris is especially hilarious in this one.
Not to be missed!!
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Summary: HE STRIKES AGAIN!
Review: Make no mistake about it. The credits may say "Produced and Directed by A.C. Stephen", but this is an ED D. WOOD
picture through and through. He wrote the screenplay (based on his novel, don't you know), but his imprimatur is evident in
other aspects of the flick as well - from the utterly horrible performances to the cheesy special effects to the constant confusion
between night and day.Just what in the world is going on here? Criswell, the famed prognosticator from PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE and
other Wood jewels, presides over a graveyard bacchanal in which cheap looking ghoul-strippers display their wares for The Master's entertainment. A young couple stumble upon these ghastly revels and become the next victims of the "night people." That's about it for plot. What's left are prolonged dance routines, incoherent "comic relief" from a barely wrapped mummy and a hardly-concealed werewolf (you can see the actor's throat), and the almost immediate sensation that one is in the middle of a very bad dream. But just try to take your eyes off these proceedings! This is Ed D. Wood in vivid 1960's color, man! This is Criswell crying
maniacally, "Torture! Torture! It gives me pleasure!" This is the kind of mesmerizing midnight fare that assured Wood's legend. Don't miss it.
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Summary: An Adventure in Incompetence
Review: No one does it better than Ed Wood, and this sinister ghost story has it all: pretentious dialogue, cheesy costumes, an inebriated Criswell who keeps missing his cues, a wolf man and a mummy for comic relief, and third-rate elevator music to strip by. Classic Wood touches, such as a total disregard for time of day during filming (nighttime keeps switching to day, and vice versa), hokey special effects, a procession of topless dancers, each less talented than the one before. It's all so incredibly bad, you won't be able to take your eyes off it. If there is a weak point, it is that too much time is spent showcasing the dancers. (Although if you like really low-quality strip tease, you will probably enjoy this, too. Don't miss the cat dancer, and the cheerfully murderous bride!) The best point? It would be hard to find a more awful movie that holds your attention so well. When you're not falling off your chair laughing, you'll be mumbling, "I just can't believe it....."
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