Noah's Ark

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Summary: Completely Unaccurate, Bad Acting
Review: The story is completely messed up in this movie. They have people and events in it that didn't exist until centuries later. They obviously did not study the actual story at all,just skipped around the old testament pulling parts from here and there. My recommendation: Read the Bible and get the true story.

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Summary: My gosh how bad can it get? Rated zero, below terrible.
Review: I would be embarrassed to let anyone know I watched this film let alone have anything to do with it. With nothing else to do I had to give up trying to watch the first night. I then tried again the second night before quitting. In every aspect of measurement, (except for the color) like acting, directing, overall content, etc. this film ranks a little bit below that old film with the cave dwellers and Raquel Welch. How did they ever pick the name, Noah's Ark?

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Summary: What a waste - the most UNBiblical and INACCURATE movie
Review: The previews before made it look like it was gonna be good, but when we actually saw it, we couldn't even stand to watch the whole thing. How sad to see the total disrepect and twisting of the scripture in a MAJOR WAY. I would give it "0" stars-but there wasn't a 0 star choice. The stories were mostly all made up, with very UNbiblical sayings, and other parts of the movie had different Bible stories confused and intermixed. In fact, so much was MADE UP in this movie, that i couldn't even recognize the TRUE story from the Bible. It was so far from the truth in the Bible God's Word, that it was actually very antagonistic about scripture. We finally had to turn it off, because the script was so inaccurate. We were so thankful that even local newspapers tore the movie to shreds on its total inaccuracies, twisting stories and making new and very untrue script for the characters. If anyone wants to know the true story-please go to the real thing...THE BIBLE. It's all there, and very excellent story from the best book there is-and a 100% accurate. amen! :)

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Summary: The worst waste of time possible.
Review: Its too bad that I had to give this movie at least one star. You should have a rating of 0 to really make it fair. If you really want to see a good Noah's Ark, get the original John Huston Movie, The Bible. This one from NBC so disgusted my wife and I that instead of just taping over the copy I started, I threw it in the trash. I cant believe with the resources televison has at its disposel that they couldn't have at least found some one who could read the Bible. It was another example of the extreme liberals in Hollywood trashing God. Don't bother to get this movie. You would get angry if they gave it away.

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Summary: Absolutely the worst I've ever seen.
Review: No attention to detail. I'm sure they didn't read the book. They didn't even get the order of events correct. It was absolutely sickening. I watched for about an hour before shutting it off.

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Summary: Noah's Ark - Far from accurate.
Review: For anyone who knows anything about the Bible, this was a very disappointing film. There were many inaccuracies, it was slow, long, and just plain boring. The only good thing about it was the special effects. If someone is going to make a movie about an event in history, they should at least get it right!

Rating:
Summary: Why can't we give zero stars?
Review: This cinematic claptrap is as lame as they come. Never mind that the story makes a complete mockery of the biblical account of Noah, it's just plain bad acting and directing. And who, oh who, ever gave actors the idea that people in the ancient Middle East spoke with a British accent? This "movie" -- and I use the term loosely -- is simply awful. Don't waste your time.

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Summary: Swing and a miss by Noah
Review: This was hyped, by TV, Movies, and the actors from the movie as being the greatest thing in May (yes, including Star Wars). It was supposed to be true to the Bible, have a great interpertation of God and great acting by such actors and actresses as Carol Kane, Jon Voight, and F. Murray Abraham. But not so. This inaccurate telling of Noah's Ark and how it came to the building of the Ark is a HUNK OF JUNK. Not only are the actors and actresses who often give stellar performance not trying, but they're not caring that THE SCREENPLAY SUCKS. One of the most irritated things about this, putting aside acting for a minute, is that God is some happy guy that just sits around and is laughing and going 'uh-uh-uh' to Moses or anything. I find this completely ridiculous (thought I've never met God... I think...) and offensive. Also, the first scene is all this blood and gore which I happened to hate so I think that they didn't need to put that there. THIS MOVIE IS A WASTE OF TIME. Don't see it if you care anything about God or the Bible. Grade: F-

Rating:
Summary: Completely inaccurate
Review: Disappointing! Too bad they didn't portray the same accuracy and sensitivity as was used in the making of "The Prince of Egypt" (that film is highly recommended).

This time-waster seems to me like it would frustrate those familiar with the Bible and its messages, and turn off those who aren't.

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Summary: This movie insults Hebrew and Christian believer alike.
Review: This film is an unconscionable slap in the face for anyone who believes that the bible is part of a pathway to understanding the mind of God. One need not be a fanatic bible thumper to be insulted by the total disregard for the beliefs of hundreds of thousands of faithful people. Six million Jews died because they believed these stories. Countless Christians have suffered persecution because they trust the words in the bible. Truly I would be ashamed to say I had ever worked on this project I would have my name removed from the "credits".