The Last Duel

Rating:
Summary: Best Movie Ever. Ever ever. Seriously.
Review: A dramatic masterpiece of staggering proportions, "Dark Skin Assassin" is a tour-de-force of the absurd, fueled by the fact that neither a dark-skinned person nor an assassin ever appears in the film.
Our hero, Seaman Chelsea, must travel to the mysterious Death Villa to escape his arch-rival, Liu Shao Fung. Whilst there, he meets a fanciful array of characters, including a kindly spirit, a beautiful housekeeper, and a mysterious hooded host.
After a confrontation with the Villa's General, Chelsea becomes inveigled in a plot to destroy the Wudang School, spearheaded by Lao Dao Barge, his host at Death Villa.
Excitement ensues as "Operation Thunder" finds Chelsea and his allies facing off against a horde of foes. Twists and turns aplenty ensure the action keeps a breakneck pace.

Also, there are noodles and meat.

Rating:
Summary: A deep plotted and skill rich film.
Review: A film showcasing many fine fights and sword techniques. A young fighter must ask for from his most hated rival, in order to bring down a crazed kung fu master before he gets out of control. I liked this alot, and I think you will to. good fighting (swords, claws, chains, and my favorite fan). A definate good by on my part I feel.

Rating:
Summary: A deep plotted and skill rich film.
Review: A film showcasing many fine fights and sword techniques. A young fighter must ask for from his most hated rival, in order to bring down a crazed kung fu master before he gets out of control. I liked this alot, and I think you will to. good fighting (swords, claws, chains, and my favorite fan). A definate good by on my part I feel.