Red Lined

Rating:
Summary: This was just wrong...
Review: A crime against the entire cinimatic experience, this is by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen. After having a great time at certain "superstore", we picked this movie out of the bin where they sell the movies that don't sell. We even got questioned about our age because the movie is actually rated R; I broke down laughing in line at that point. The "plot" was more confusing than informative. Theres some kind of buisness deal that goes on and the main character gets screwed over by this other guy, but don't quote me on this because this all the plot I could understand. The acting consisted of "British", who we decided were actually imported Australian actors who were impossable to understand. Every scene just simpily made the movie more and more confusing, while all the actors kind of looked the same throughout the entire movie, so you aren't too sure who's who. Theres only one real character, "Jim" and no one else in the movie had a name except for a midget named "Sniffs" who is in 10 seconds of the entire movie. There is as little talking as possable which just leaves you confused because the only talking you do hear you can't understand. Oh turn on the subtitles, yea, the only subtitles that they offer are in spanish, that's it. There is so little racing in this movie I was appaule because the cover shows this sweet racing sequence that doesnt even happen, those two cars featured on the cover aren't even in the movie for that matter. There's only one racing sequence in the entire movie, and I've seen beter in Stephen Seagal action movies. The rest of the car stuff is random cars peeling out, which is lame by the way. Oh I forgot, I actually got a head ache from watching this because this cheep, cheesy techno music plays throughout the whole movie, nonstop. If your looking for a good time laughing at how bad this movie is, I suggest it, otherwise stay away at all costs.

Rating:
Summary: This was just wrong...
Review: A crime against the entire cinimatic experience, this is by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen. After having a great time at certain "superstore", we picked this movie out of the bin where they sell the movies that don't sell. We even got questioned about our age because the movie is actually rated R; I broke down laughing in line at that point. The "plot" was more confusing than informative. Theres some kind of buisness deal that goes on and the main character gets screwed over by this other guy, but don't quote me on this because this all the plot I could understand. The acting consisted of "British", who we decided were actually imported Australian actors who were impossable to understand. Every scene just simpily made the movie more and more confusing, while all the actors kind of looked the same throughout the entire movie, so you aren't too sure who's who. Theres only one real character, "Jim" and no one else in the movie had a name except for a midget named "Sniffs" who is in 10 seconds of the entire movie. There is as little talking as possable which just leaves you confused because the only talking you do hear you can't understand. Oh turn on the subtitles, yea, the only subtitles that they offer are in spanish, that's it. There is so little racing in this movie I was appaule because the cover shows this sweet racing sequence that doesnt even happen, those two cars featured on the cover aren't even in the movie for that matter. There's only one racing sequence in the entire movie, and I've seen beter in Stephen Seagal action movies. The rest of the car stuff is random cars peeling out, which is lame by the way. Oh I forgot, I actually got a head ache from watching this because this cheep, cheesy techno music plays throughout the whole movie, nonstop. If your looking for a good time laughing at how bad this movie is, I suggest it, otherwise stay away at all costs.

Rating:
Summary: A piece of plastic pus!!!
Review: I think I've finally found the worst movie ever created. Seriously, Red Lined is the dumbest, most pointless film ever put together. The DVD package makes it look like it's about racing, Fast and Furious style. However, ten minutes into the movie there was no racing, and i became pretty concerned. Turns out there's no racing at all in the movie, the movie instead focuses on a poorly developed "plot" that involves little more than a rich european guy with a riced out nissan and his buddies being pissed off at some other people that don't play that big of a part in the movie at all. It's safe to say that i'm a lot dumber through watching this movie. After I finished it (yes, i sat through the whole thing... i thought it could get better) I was so pissed that i went outside and threw the dvd into the street just to have someone else find it and get pissed off like i was. i should've taken a mallet and crushed the thing into pieces. The acting is weak, the cars could be better, the lines make absolutely no sense at all, and a drunk retarded monkey could have used better cinematography than these guys did. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

Rating:
Summary: Not about racing at all
Review: I watch movies into the wee hours of the night, and this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. There's no real racing. There appears to be only one "gang," if you could consider guys hanging out with one girl to be a gang. Very lame plot. TONS of unnecessary padding. A couple cool cars, but very disappointing. Some descent videography and some mediocre acting, but definitely deserves PG-13 rather than R. There's no real nudity except for one guy. No sexual content except for a guy getting stabbed in the crotch and very mild one-on-one action.

If you're looking for a racing movie, this is NOT the one to get. 95% of the movie has no point. Every scene should build onto each other until there's a final epiphany, which there was not.

Rating:
Summary: Good for a rainy day and the price
Review: not a bad movie alittle hard to understand what they are saying because they are using a british or english accent. the movie didnt really have much of a budget and no wheres near the budget of fast and furious movies. but the cars and the driving make up for it. i first saw it in a video store but i never heard anything about the movie so it sparked my curiousity. i couldnt find a trailer for it so i just went and bought it at the video store on dvd. i reccomend if you want to see it rent or buy the dvd. the widescreen is a pretty good transfer. the picture is pretty clean but the sound lacks because its a dolbly 2.0 not dolby digital. i couldnt find a place that had the dvd for rentthe video store only had the vhs for rent so i bought the dvd. i paid less...so i got my moneys worth.

Rating:
Summary: Pretty lame
Review: Ok the reason this movie got even two stars was cuz the cars were pretty decent. I saw this for rent at a video store one day and being a big fan of the import racing scene I had to see it. It was so lame, it was about like drug dealers and gangs and all that crap. The closest thing to racing in this was a chase on a highway. Not worth the money I paid to rent it. Don't make the same mistake I did cuz ur wasting ur time.

Rating:
Summary: Not about racing at all
Review: There's no real racing. There appears to be only one "gang," if you could consider guys hanging out with one girl to be a gang. Very lame plot. TONS of unnecessary padding. A couple cool cars, but very disappointing. Very good videography and some great acting, but definitely deserves PG-13 rather than R. There's no real nudity except for one guy. No sexual content except for a guy getting stabbed in the crotch and very mild one-one-one action.

If you're looking for a racing movie, this is NOT the one to get. 95% of the movie has no point. Every scene should build onto each other until there's a final epiphany, which there was not.