Anaconda

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Summary: Anaconda vhs
Review: This tape terrible It had me running out of the room instead of sitting there watching One of the best I ever watched.

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Summary: This Film Bites Worst Than Snake Puppets!
Review: The only thing good about this movie is the beginning where we get to see little naughty bits of J'Lo. Other than that, the acting is to put it nicely horrible. We're talking Manos the Hands of Fate horrible and it doesn't get any worse than that...at least it's not supposed to. John Vioght (spelled his last name wrong dang!) and his fake...accent will have you laughing if not gaging. He talks like he's a carny at a cheap mall lot carnival and the snakes ah' the anacondas! Nice puppets folks and liked it when John blinked his eyes after being partially digested and spit out by the puppet. Don't buy this movie, you'll feel cheap and dirty afterwards!

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Summary: Anaconda anyone?
Review: I enjoyed this movie,it had thrills,chills and Jennifer Lopez in it.
The real star of the film though is the giant snake.
I managed to hear an interview with star Ice Cube (who plays a photojournalist in the film) about how the mechanical snake went beserk on the off camera shots/takes on the set. It was pretty funny
the way he describes how "The damn thing went beserk and started tearing up the set". I'm sure anyone not involved with the animatronics dept. was highly amused by this incident.
I'll stop the review right here,I recommend this movie
you'll enjoy it!

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Summary: Loads of slimy fun!
Review: People who didn't like this movie should realize it's SUPPOSED to be campy. Why do you think Jon Voight winked after he was regurgitated. Just turn your brain off, and everything bad about this movie will go right past you.

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Summary: best darn snake movie ever
Review: i love this movie it has everything i need giant man eating snake swallows people whole heck the movie even gots lots of gory types this movie should be rated R i dont know who rated it PG-13.

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Summary: You have to be 10 years old to like this piece of garbage
Review: This is one of the worst movies ever made. The special effects are ridiculous, the acting horrendous, and the story just plain old stupid. It figures that almost all the reviews here that like the movie are written by 10 year olds. They are the only one that may enjoy tripe like this!!!!!!! I felt like an hour and a half was stolen from me as I watched this appalling mess!!

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Summary: Jon Voight's best work since Midnight Cowboy
Review: Anaconda is one of those films you can sit through and like. I thought Jon Voight's portrayal of the obsessed snake hunter Paul Serrone was the most fantastic acting that Voight has done in years with exception to 1972's Deliverance. But still good

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Summary: A GREAT FILM.
Review: THIS WASA GREAT MOVIE! I LIKE SNAKES A LOT AND I'M GETTING THE DVD VERSION OF THE FILM FOR MY BIRTHDAY. MY ONLY COMPLAINT WAS THAT THE FILM MAKERS MADE THE SNAKE TOO BIG. SNAKES NEVER GROW OVER 30 FEET.

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Summary: Succeeds on every level
Review: This movie is worth getting for the cast alone. Ice Cube's presence alone adds a ground rule 2 stars to any movie. Kari Wuhrer? She adds two stars. Jennifer Lopez? Two stars (exception: Selena). Eric Stolz? One star. John Voight as a rugged guide with a hidden, sinister agenda? One star.
A HUGE, BADLY-ANIMATED CGI SNAKE?!? Three stars at least! As with the cast, worth seeing for this aspect alone. Tack on another star for the lush, Amazonian backdrop, and you have a total of TWELVE stars.
You get action. Watch and cheer as Cube delivers a classic one-liner near the end.
You get romance. Feel the beat of your heart as Kari makes out with Some Guy in the steamy jungle.
You get suspense. Who will the snake's next unwitting victim be?
You get humor. The whole movie is hilarious. Who cares whether or not it's intentional?
You get special effects. Ever try to light a computer-animated snake on fire?
You get horror. Recoil in fear while watching the snake digest a whole human!
You get BOTH the regular AND widescreen formats!
For your money, there is literally no way you can do better than Anaconda. The fact that they were able to squeeze so much raw entertainment on one disc is truly a marvel, and a testament to all that is good and right with humankind. Enjoy.

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Summary: UGH!!!
Review: Okay, this movie was kind of suspensful, I'll give you that. I mean, the damn snake just won't die, even after getting shot and stabbed multiple times. At the end, the snake is practically half-open and it's still racing at full speed toward Jennifer Lopez [don't worry, I won't spoil the ending]. Basically, a crazy man lures documentary makers into the Amazon where they are attacked, harassed, and of course eaten by an anaconda. The thing is huge, and sooo fake. The scene where the guy jumps down the waterfall to escape and the snake catches him in mid-air is just pathetic. And after awhile, all the suspense wears off, because as I mentioned, the stupid snake will not die. I am being very generous by giving this movie two stars, because I don't think it is even worth that much.Movies about man-eating animals generally do not work well, Jaws wasn't scary, neither was this. Jennifer Lopez is a really underestimated actress, but I would be ashamed of myself for making this junk if I were her. I don't know if I would even put it on my resume.