Pocket Ninjas

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Summary: Rockin' Ninjas!!!!
Review: Dave Eddy has crafted one of the most intense ninja movies I have ever seen. The fight scenes were brutal and realistic, to the point where I almost shut it off so I wouldn't get nightmares, just too much gore. Other than that it was a fine film with AWESOME editing, great directing and spectacular acting (especially the hot austrailian teacher and Big Jaw) as far as the fight choreography goes, p*** off Jackie Chan, Dave Eddy is the new king! The movie is practically flawless, I dare you to find a continuity error. The fight scene involving the balloons was highly clever, inventine and INTENSE!!!! If you haven't seen what's quite possibly the best movie with ninja in its title (sorry American Ninja) then you must buy it now. Not for the squeemish or unintelligent.Treat yourself to the best action film since Last Action Hero and buy Pocket Ninjas now!

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Summary: Amateur Hour Extreme
Review: This is perhaps the most amateurish movie I've ever seen. It's so ridiculously bad, that I had a hard time believing it was released on DVD. Horrible sound, bad acting, stupid story lines.......no redeeming fun at all. As far as being a kids film....it's too lame for that. Stupidity does not mean kids will like it. Stay away!

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Summary: Martials arts cult film not to be missed.
Review: When I visited the set of this production way back in 1993, it was entitled SKATE DRAGONS and was being photographed and directed by Donald G. Jackson (RETURN TO FROGTOWN, ROLLER BLADE WARRIORS). Looks like another director took over mid-way,but the visuals directed by Jackson are his cool style. He even left them with Robert Z'Dar who's appeared in many of Jackson's new movies. Check this out to see what might have been. -Writing from the CyberPhrog Cafe in North Hollywood, OneShotSam