Robo Vampire

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Summary: more funnyt han hell
Review: The vampires bunny hop its a classic

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Summary: WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!! 0 STARS
Review: this is the worst movie I, and probably EVERYBODY, have ever seen! I have no words to describe it, and I cannot believe it came out on dvd! this is so awful we laugh all the movie long! the vampires jumping like rabbits, the fake blood, the stupid argument...this is really the number one movie on BAD MOVIES! this is even worse than TROMA movies! this is....I'm speachless...

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Summary: Robo Vampire - Proving special effects dont need a budget
Review: This movie is so unbelievably beyond the scope of the human language that I feel the only way to properly start my review is to simply create a new word and have its meaning be tied to this movie. And here goes:

Pandalerious

This movie is so pandalerious that I dont even know where to begin. I could start at the beginning of the movie, but thats where I started when I watched it, and I still dont know what the actual plot of the movie was about. Drugs I think. Vampires definitly. And lets not forget the love scene between a ghost-woman and a man in an ape costume. Of course, no vampire can stand up to Robo Warrior. Now on the cover of the movie, clearly you can see Robo Cop headlocking a vampire. Not only is Robo Cop NOT in this movie, there are also NO headlocks whatsoever! Instead we get some goon in a teflon oven mitt costume that cant even take a few rockets to the chest without turning into a flaming dummy made out of tinfoil (special effect #1). Of course, Robo Warrior comes back for the final revenge, when he turns the evil master of the vampires into a flying pile of sheets draped onto a coathanger suspended by a wire (special effect #2)

To conclude, I will say that if you like terrible movies, this one is for you

Otherwise, do yourself a favor and go see Zero Tolerance

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Summary: Sugar rush!
Review: WOW! Imagine soaking a bowl of Fruit Loops cereal ith soda pop, downing it down with Pop Tarts, and the resulting head rush -- ROBO VAMPIRE is the cinematic equivalent! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!