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Summary: Corny, cheesy skin flick fun
Review: "Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold" takes an already cheesy original, "Attack of the 50 foot Woman" and makes it cheesier! But it does so in such an engagingly cornball manner that you can't help but smile even as you groan at the inane plot and low rent special effects.The cast are all from the "golly, gosh" school of acting. They know full well they won't be up for Oscars so they lay it on shamelessly. There's an affectionate parody of Hugh Hefner. In a cute touch Michelle Bauer, who has stripped in dozens of b-flicks, plays a fully clothed science researcher. Lead actress JJ North and her fellow ingenues are amply endowed but the nudity, toplessness actually, isn't raunchy. They're too busy hamming it up to heat it up. There's not all that much nudity in the film, so don't expect a flesh parade.
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Summary: If it's got Tim Abell in it, it's GREAT!
Review: Even tho this was a truly "B" movie, Tim Abell was good! I'd buy it just for him!
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Summary: Youch!
Review: Forget the hot chicks and their big knockers - check out the rat! Now, that's one sexy beast! Hilarious!!!!!
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Summary: 60 feet of bad film
Review: I recently purchased this film while looking for titles similar to the Attack of the 50 Foot Woman which I liked quite a bit. Please, if you are looking for any kind of actual special effects, look elsewhere. Obviously the makers did not find a 60 foot actress, they used blue screens and splicing. Believe me, the makers could not even line up the actors so they'd face each other. Admitedly, if you want to see three hot girls modeling with and without tops, this movie can do it, as long as you don't mind some pointless and frequent jumps into a scientist's lab. Again, I think this movie has fine actors and actresses, and even the acting is tolerable, but it just doesn't make the grade. Trust me as far as the shots, the 60 feet doesn't help one bit. So I sadly must rate this movie as a 1 for content, and as a 3 for girls.
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Summary: The Most Colossal Catfight Ever Filmed!
Review: J.J. North stars as Angel Grace, a drop dead gorgeous model who is insecure about her looks. She goes to a doctor who has developed a formula that will enhance her natural beauty. She drinks a certain amount every day, to help give her an edge over her competitors for centerfold of the year. This comedy is a thinly veiled cautionary tale about the dangers of drugs. As the effects of the beauty formula wear off quicker, Angel increases the dosage. By taking an overdose, her body grows to gigantic proportions. Jay Richardson as the humorous Hugh Hefner-like magazine publisher, and Tim Abell as the photographer, conspire to keep her from getting an antidote. They figure they can make millions off her as a colossal centerfold. This comedy is also a thinly veiled indictment of the way men exploit women. The luscious Tammy Parks plays Betty, Angel's main rival for centerfold of the year. When she finds out about Angel's beauty enhancement, she consumes a massive amount of the formula and also grows to massive proportions. The catfight between these two gorgeous giants is the highlight of the movie. This comedy is really a thinly veiled guilty pleasure!
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Summary: J.J. North --gorgeous--60 feet tall--what more to say?
Review: J.J. North--very sexy either average height or sixty feet tall--Tammy Parks--same idea--saw it twice--same reaction--it's a good thing...
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Summary: JJ North is Incredible!
Review: JJ North is one of the most beautiful women to land in any B-movie in the last twenty years. It's heartbeaking this stunning actress has not done more. This movie is what B-movies are about. It's fun and filled with incredibly pretty women. If you're looking for Oscar winning acting look elsewhere. If you want silly fun, you shouldn't miss this. My only complaint is that there wasn't nearly enough of the dark and sexy Nikki Fitz.
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Summary: FE FI FO FANTASTIC!!!
Review: Most definitely a B-title, but B being big, beautiful, and every bit breathtaking. Yeah, the effects are not Spielberg, But the idea of a 60 ft. JJ North toying with the tiny male population is pretty desirable to most guys!!
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Summary: Big Let Down
Review: Movie takes too long to develop to what we all want to see. When it gets there, we find ourselves in a situation in which we are waiting for more, but, as a TV Guide review of the orinal movie said, "The attack, such as it is, doesn't come until the last 5 minutes of the film." Would have liked to have seen more interaction between GTS's and normals.
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Summary: Big Let Down
Review: Movie takes too long to develop to what we all want to see. When it gets there, we find ourselves in a situation in which we are waiting for more, but, as a TV Guide review of the orinal movie said, "The attack, such as it is, doesn't come until the last 5 minutes of the film." Would have liked to have seen more interaction between GTS's and normals.
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