Batman & Robin

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Summary: Homoerotic Crap
Review: Nipples on the batsuit. Need I say more. The worst movie in the series. Clooney is painfully smug and bad. O'Donnel proves once again that he can't act his way out of a paper bag. Batman Forever makes Stallone's Cobra look like Citizen Kane.

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Summary: Holy Crap, Batman, this movie sucked!
Review: This movie was an absolute disaster. As a Batman fan I was thoroughly disappointed with the movie as a whole. Poison Ivy became evil because as a result of her being poisoned by the plants, she could not have kids and relied on her plants as 'her babies'. This movie did a horrible job on showing Mr. Freeze's pain on having lost his wife and the origin of his evil. Batgirl? Alfred's niece? Haha! They tried introducing too many characters in one film and the ending result was this horrible film. George Clooney can continue being a hero on ER because as far as batman he has been the worst villain of all. He killed Batman

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Summary: BOOM! POW! Camp...
Review: Once upon a time in a cave not so far away lived Bruce Wayne, mysteriously looking different than he did before. Could it be that another actor has done on the cowl and cape? Why yes, it's George Clooney, fresh from ER. Is he alone in his crusade against crime? Why no, he has Robin, played again by Chris O'Donnell. But wait! There is another...Batgirl! Played deliciously by Alicia Silverstone. The dynamic duo, or-a is it the terrific trio (?) must do battle against 2 1/2 supervillains. Out from the deep freeze comes Mr. Freeze, played to the hilt by the "Governator" himself Ah-nuld. He should have been arrested for all the scene stealing, or is it scene chewing (?) he committed throughout this farce. The big icehole is helped by Uma Thurman, Poison Ivy, who is wasted in this very busy movie. Confusing direction by Joel Schumaker, its more like the 60s campy TV shows than Tim Burton's dark vision from 1989. Oh, the 1/2 villain is Bane. What the writers did to him was criminal. Did they ever read comic books? Anywho, if you are looking for a highly hilarious camp action film, this is it! It's the "Grease 2" of the 'Batman' sagas. Its soooooo bad, you can't help but watch it. Pure eye candy. The special effects are great, as well as the sound effects. I use this movie every time I buy a new speaker system.