Batman & Robin

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Summary: Whoa, dude! I want a car!
Review: Everything about this movie sucks. Everything. Never in the history of humanity has so much money been spent on something so pathetic (outside of the federal government). They should have had Neil O'Donnell playing Robin. It would have been more entertaining. Did I mention that this movie was unspeakably horrific, crude and vile? If you do nothing in your entire life, you can still avoid watching this crap and have a successful existence.

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Summary: WOW! BIG STARS, BIG BUDGET, BIG PIECE OF S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review: My god this movie sucked. I cant believe the bad acting, the stupid pointless plot, the annoying as hell one-liners and everything else. George Clooney really sucks as batman, and he just doesent get the hang of being Batman at all. Val Kilmer was the best and Micheal Keaton wasent bad. Batman and Robin was just terrible. Dont see it at all. Your not missing anything special!

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Summary: I liked it!
Review: Unlike many that have written reveiws below me, I auctally like this movie. I wasn't expecting it to be a movie that would win best picture or best actor. I knew it would be a silly superhero movie, and it was. The acting wasn't great, but to be in a Batman movie you don't have be Tom Hanks or another great actor like that, you just have to fit the suit. And boy did Alicia Silverstone fit that suit! It obviously isn't as good as the first or second one, but I still liked it. And to the guy in Roy, Ut. It was a movie, a fantasy movie, it dosen't have to be real life. In a fantasy movie you can slide on a dinosaur etc..Just enjoy the movie!

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Summary: One big mess!
Review: This was great film only if you're the kind of person who didn't grow up reading the comics and think that flashy special effects, big, marketable names & lots of movie-related toys are more important than plot or character development. Number 1 - Batman is psychotic! No one portrayed this better than Keaton. Number 2 - Quit messing with character development (anyone who loves the comics will agree with me, especially on the topic of "Bane"). And lastly, why all the damn jokes? This isn't the sixties, we don't want to se re-hashed episodes of the old TV series. Do yourself a favor and DO NOT watch this movie!

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Summary: Holly Lame Movie Batman!
Review: This movie is the worst. Caught up in the success of Forever, writters threw in a bad script and decided to give it more of a Power Rangers feel than Batman. Clooney was bad as Batman, O'Donnell was annoying, and what is up with those villians. This movie was, I was shocked, too colorful. Lame.

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Summary: Not so bad
Review: While far from being any sort of masterpiece (and a step down from Forever), this is still not such a terrible movie as some people find it. The amount of special effects stuffed into this movie is probably the most ridiculously gigantic I have ever seen in my entire life - but still, the story is quite original and although it has some rough edges, the heartfelt sentimentality of certain scenes, so unusual in this sort of action movies, really redeemed the many flaws of the movie.

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Summary: Not very worthwhile spending time on.....
Review: ---(SIGH!)What can I say? Alicia Silverstone really got on my nerves....her lines were soooo cheezy and her acting was sooooo once again fake! George Clooney and Chris was fair....not much to say about them. Uma Thurman thinks she's everything, and her voice started to get to me.... Arnold, I thought he was smart enough to pick a role like this, but I admit his character was very sweet and funny. About the set and designs, it was obviously FAKE! With the money that HOLLYWOOD has, couldn't they at least make sets seem REAL? The plot was really dumb and dead. I like Alicia, it's just her role in this movie blew it!!! Sorry for being tough, but it's really how I felt about this movie, god! I want my money back! I can stand to watch TITANIC three times a week, but watching this every several months is ENOUGH!

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Summary: Very Good
Review: This movie was sooo good that my friends and I want to see it again

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Summary: The worst movie ever made
Review: As a fan of the superhero genre, I was offended at the extreme nothing that this movie was. I cannot sit through five minutes of this steaming pile. I feel angry and upset just thinking about it. I hope they make a fifth one, and I hope it's good.

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Summary: SSSSUUUUUCCCCKKKKSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review: Oh my god! This movie should never be allowed to be viewed by any human being ever! It would be cruel. I would choose the electric chair over whatching this movie. Joel Shumacher is too "happy" to direct a batman movie! I felt ashamed after i walked out of the movie theatre because i sat through the whole thing. :(