Batman & Robin

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Summary: Words cannot describe the agony
Review: This movie is far worse than passing kidney stones. I begged my friend to shoot me while we were watching it. This film is worse than Howard the Duck! My IQ actually dropped 34 points after seeing this film. Go watch something real like Raging Bull, Citizen Kane, or The Godfather.

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Summary: WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Review: I HATED BATMAN AND ROBIN. IT IS BY FAR THE WORST IN THE SEREIES. JUST PUT IN A "POW" AND A 'ZAP" AND U GOT ADAM WEST'S BATMAN ALL OVER AGAIN. THIS MOVIE IS JUST AS CAMPY AS THE OLD SHOW. BATMAN AND BATMAN RETURNS WERE GREAT, AND BATMAN FOREVER WASENT BAD, BUT THIS IS A DISGRACE TO BATMAN FANS. WHAT THE DIRECTER WAS TRYING TO SELL ACTION FIGURES WHEN HE MADE THIS. THIS MOVIE HAS TOO MANY CHARCTERS. THERE WAS NO NEED FOR A BATGIRL! AND WHAT WAS THE DEAL WITH BANE. HE IS 1 OF BATMANS MOST MENCING VILLIANS WITH A HIGH IQ IN THE 180'S IN THIS IS JUST A DUMB MUSCLE GUY. UMA THURMAN IS SEXY IN HER ROLE AS POSIN IVY,AND DOES A SUB PAR JOB. OVER ALL IT IS TERREBLE. BRING BACK BURTON, AND KETON AS BATMAN. IF THEY MAKE A 5TH IT BETTER BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER

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Summary: the Power Rangers on acid
Review: This movie was just not good at all, and I normally make quite an effort to find redeeming qualities in even the most underrated movies. The dialogue in this one could have been from a Saturday morning cartoon, only not quite that intelligent. The acting was non-existent. The story wasn't there either. It had star power, to no avail. What happened to the fantastic first Batman with Keaton, and directed by Burton? Face it: Batman died at the box office.

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Summary: Excellent
Review: Hi this is Andrey in New Zealand,I own it on V.H.S,I saw the film twice,still see it heaps,I thought it was Excellent,George was good as Batman,Bruce Wayne,Chris was terrific as Robin or NightWing just like he was in Batman Forever which I totally enjoyed too,Alicia was good as BatGirl,Uma was good as Poison Ivy,Jeep as Bane,Arnold as MrFreeze,Elle,Vendela as Mrs Freeze,Plot,Sets,Action,Cast,SpecialEffects were Good as well as the new BatBlade,BatHammer,RedBird,BatMobile,new BatGadgets,Good Work Joel but maybe get the Original Batman Adam West,BatGirl Yvonne Craig,Robin,CatWoman,Riddler,Joker in a Batman film with the BatCave,BatMobile,Bat MotorCycle,BatBoat,BatCopter,SuperHero Costumes,make a Live-Action film,add the orginal sounds,I would really Totally like that,but I am a massive fan of your Batman films Joel. From Andrey.

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Summary: Quite possiblly one of the worst films in the history.
Review: This is a movie that should have NEVER been made. The acting, directing, scripting, etc. were all F-grade (NOTE: I wouldn't even call this a B Grade movie). If you have a desire to seen a Batman movie. Go see Burton's Batman and Batman Returns. My advice to you is run as far as you can from this stink fest.

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Summary: Puaggg!!!, Schumacher doesn't know what Batman means
Review: Batman is a dark guy, Gotham city is a dark city, batman will never go to a party, batman is smart, strong, like Sherlock Holmes. Bruce Waine, is not so funny. Please Tim Burton come back, and Keaton come back too, we need that kind of batman, not a funy guy running like a clawn in a nice city. Schumacher think that Batman is the tv series, I will say that he never read a Dark Knight Comic.

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Summary: Maybe I'm the only one who liked it
Review: I never cared much for the first 3 Batmans... or Batman in general...hell, not even comic books. But ya know what? I really liked this movie. I liked the actors, fx, and everything (with the exception of maybe the motorcycle race). I found it to be a fun movie. I went to see it maybe 2 or 3 times at the theater.

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Summary: Not Worth a 99-cent Rental
Review: Bring back Tim Burton! By far the worst in the series. Having been burned by Kilmer's "temperament," the studio wanted a "yes-man" and got one in Clooney. The attempt to "lighten up" the franchise resulted in a film as campy as the Adam West series, but without the wit or charm. Batman is a vigilante, not a hero, and should be portrayed as such; without the neon lights & bright colors. If Joel Schumacher had been given a crack at James Bond, the series would have died after 2 films. For a better plot (not to mention direction and acting) try "Subzero," the animated film based on "Batman-the Animated Series."

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Summary: Batman and Robin
Review: This is a zillion times better than Joel Schumacher's 'Batman and Forever'. Even though the story was a bit too far-fetched it was brilliant in its own right! George Clooney did a great job as Batman/Bruce Wayne! Chris'o'Donnel made a terrififc Robin.....but no one can play Batgirl/Barbra Wilson better than Alicia Silverstone who was the absolute *best* actress in this film. She made a terrific Batgirl, a Batgirl who beats the Batgirl in the original series and in the animated series and comic books. She was the best! Even though I prefer Poison Ivy in the animated series, Uma Thurman was the iedial Poison Ivy, in the films own right! Her costumes,make-up and everything were outstanding...not to mention her seductive voice! Her fight with Batgirl is one of my favorite Batman fights. Her lair was breathtaking! The special effects were obviously wonderful! But I didnt like Arnold Schwarzanegger as Mr.Freeze! The Mr.Freeze in the animated series is much better....I would have given the film five stars had it not been for Arnold! And ofcourse, Alfred and Julie(Bruce's girlfriend) were *great!*. There was one slight problem...they shoulddnt have cut-off some of the scenes which are in the official Batman and Robin book(based on Akiva Goldsmith's screenplay I think). The book has a scene where Bruce gets caught to Pamela Isely's love-dust, and he asks Pamela(a.k.a Poison Ivy) out on a date in front of Julie madison, his girlfriend, and she leaves him! This scene is not recorded in the film! Also, in the book, Poison ivy throws fruits and vegetables at Batgirl while they were fighting! That would have been a sight! They also should have had a little love triangle between Batman/Batgirl/Robin/Poison ivy. They left Batgirl out of the triangle. I think Barbra Wilson(Batgirl) and Dick Grayson(aka Robin) should have had a love affair! Anyway, overall, the film was terrific!

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Summary: The caped crusader returns again /and again and again
Review: I wish they would've stopped this chain of films after Tim Burton left.Really people, the audiance can only take so much of a good thing.This travesty is directed by the sometimes brilliant Joel Schumacher ( 8mm and A Time To Kill for example ) and sometimes rediculous. ( Batman Forever and this one ) The script is such utter garbage it seems as if it was done by a fifth-grader. A FAILING fifth-grader. I am a huge fan of the Burton Batmans but this probably just nailed in the Dark Knight's coffin.Good ridance to such ridiculous rubbish.