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Summary: STEVEN SEGAL IS THE WORST ACTOR ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
Review: this movie is just bad. all sequels are dumber the the first for example look at scream it went down hill from there. its the same this with this movie the first one was decent and this one as just bad. of course thats my opinion i may be wrong
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Summary: Very funny!
Review: Steven Seagal is-without any doubt- the worst actor on earth.This movie is the best example for his "talent".If the action-scenes aren`t so good I wouln`t have given the film 3 stars! Seagal is a shame for those great action films! Without putting an eyelid he plays his "role"...
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Summary: More of the same from Segal
Review: The original "Under Seige",starring the at times wooden Steven Segal,was set aboard a battleship as our "hero" sets about,overcoming hijacking terrorists against all the odds......a slick action blockbuster in the" Die Hard"mould. This sequel basically rehashes the same plot,but changes the location from the battleship to a train where once again Segal,in the guise of ex Navy Seal,now chef,"Casey Ryback" battles against both the odds and the terrorists. As Ryback says in the film "No one beats me in the kitchen " Fans of the action gerne and Steven Segal will not be dissappointed.
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Summary: What a fun movie!
Review: Yeah, this movie ain't exactly great art, but who cares? This flick is a lot of fun, with fast-pacing, action, comedy, and great special effects. The dialogue, while often trivial, is loaded with great zingers. Seagal is joined by a colorful cast, including Eric Begosian, and Playmate/actress Sandra Taylor. Granted, the script is somewhat lacking at times, but the overall concept is clever, and it provides for great escapism.
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Summary: Iffy
Review: This is an ok film but it doesnt even compare to the first one.
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Summary: A spectacular sequel to an action classic!
Review: And this is a rare thing . . . a sequel that's just as superb as the original. Steven Segal is the cook again, and he boards the Grand Continental luxury express train with his niece. But trouble brews . . . a group of terrorists led by a disgruntled ex-CIA operative hijack the train to take control of a covert space satellite weapons platform, holding the passengers hostage and blackmailing the Pentagon and others into paying a huge ransom. And, of course, ex-Navy SEAL Casey Ryback(SEGAL) goes into action to stop the terrorists from causing a nuclear attack on the Pentagon with the space weapon. OK, the plot is mind candy, but this movie delivers some stunning action scenes and speeds along with a great sense of urgency as it thrills! The DVD enhances the enjoyment big style as the action comes across as more explosive, the sound effects will rock your living room! The cinematography is also nice to look at - great scenery and train footage for any railroad buffs(like me) watching. Also, if one looks at the film's climax, one could say it was inspired by a brilliant 1976 movie called THE CASSANDRA CROSSING, which I would also strongly recommend. But as far as UNDER SIEGE 2 goes, nobody beats Steven Segal in the kitchen!
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Summary: A typical Seagal action flick
Review: If you like Seagal action movies - I do -, then you will like this one. Lots of action, good special effects. The video transfer to DVD seems to be more than adaquate. The audio front end seemed to be good, stereo effects and subwoof stirring, but the surround seemed a bit weak.
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Summary: Great action, plus Katherine Heigel
Review: Katherine Heigel rules as Steven Seagal's daughter in this film. She is a hottie and worth the price of the movie alone.
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Summary: An outstanding tribute to American movie-making excellence.
Review: Hi, I'm Chuck, a public relations spokesman for Universal studios, and I've got great news for all you Steven Segal fans. We are about to announce the making of a series of Under Siege films: Under Siege 4 thru to 37, after our good friends at Warner Bros. have completed Under Siege 3. What with, the story-line, scripting, casting, director, producer, editing, scoring all to be finalised; word has it fron Warner's that from go to whoa, this movie should be ready for release in 7 days. Yes, I'm as mystified with the rest of you film connoisseurs as to why Segal has not won multiple Oscars for his very fine performances in past movies. Hey, if Titanic can win Best Picture, anything goes, right? Well, Edgar is really, really excited about this forthcoming project of an anthology of Under Siege films that details will be announced by way of a cover-story on Time magazine, courtesy of the goodwill from our colleagues at Warner's.
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Summary: Coming Soon!
Review: Hi, I'm an executive at Warner Brothers Studios and I thought I would let you know the great news. Steven Seagal has finally agreed to do Under Seige 3. (All we had to do was take him to IHOP to convince him.) This time, HE is the bad guy, having taken a McDonald's hostage and demanding that Big Macs be cooked faster and faster to keep up with his tremendous appetite. He is reportedly gaining another 40 pounds for the role, so he should be ready by next week. His training diet consists of bacon cheeseburgers, milkshakes, pancakes, ice cream, etc. Everything is being cooked with lard. Mr. Seagal is very serious about this role because it deals with something very important and dear to him: EATING. The action scenes will feature Mr. Seagal beating to death anyone who hinders his consumption of french fries and apple pie. Look for Under Seige 3: The Super Sizer in theatres for the summer of 2000!
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