Rating: Summary: The worst movie ever made not to star Sly Stallone Review: People please, give me a break. This is without a doubt one of the stupidest movies ever made. I mean c'mon! What's with all the 5 star reviews? Have you ever watched this sober? First of all, if I was in the US Navy I would feel highly insulted watching this. This film made the US Navy out to be a bunch of scared sheep ready for the slaughter.Tommy Lee Jones gets so tiring so fast, his hardline acting approach gets old instantly because in every movie he's in he plays the same character. He's as one dimensional as a 'Family Circus' cartoon. The waste of time and film it took to make this can only be salvaged in a 10 second scene, Erika Eleniak popping out of the cake. I mean wow, talk about a perfect bod! Her mammory protuberances were off the chart. Seriously, the woman is perfect. Except for that brief bit of nudity, this film should be burned along with Sylvester Stallone's classic prison movie 'Lock Up'.
Rating: Summary: FOR AN AIKIDOKA STEVEN SEAGAL IS A MASTER ...!... Review: Ryback ! Who's a simple chef aboard a gigantic vessel in the deep-sea is almost invisible when he fight its enemys, because AIKIDO is a curious discipline witch represent the better martial art ! HOW MANY DANS HE HAS ? It's not important ! He is swift rapid and mostly effective with only its hands and his mind UNDER SIEGE PROVE THAT : " IT'S NOT OBLIGATORY TO BE AN ASIATIC TO BE A MASTER OF AIKIDO " A VERY GOOD STORY MOVIE DVD SURELY !!!
Rating: Summary: Average action flick. Review: This is a very average film. The plot and acting are nothing special and the only thing worth noting is Tommy Lee Jones' role as Strannix. So watch it if you have nothing else to do, but if you want a real good action flick, then I suggest you watch Die Hard or Commando.
Rating: Summary: 3 out of 10 Review: Boring... This is boring. I yawned a lot. Gary Busey can't act... He looks too childish to handle anything. Tommy Lee Jones, not bad at all. Steven Seagal, is uh...Steven Seagal. Actually, I didn't see much of Steven Seagal's work. The knifefights were very cool. Face it, the movie [is bad]. This girl, Jordan, becomes a SEAL trained mercenary in matter of minutes? Man, I wonder what the world has gone to. Nothing in the film was any good. Bad guy takes over, good guy wins. Wow. What's new? Casey Ryback scores a kiss from the girl in the end. Wow. What's new?... Above the Law remains Seagal's best. This movie remains part of the longest line of [bad] action flicks...I need to stop yawning.
Rating: Summary: Under Siege Review: Casey Ryback is an ex-navey seal. He's now a cook on a battle ship. The captain loves his cooking and treats him kindly. Commander Krill (Busey) on the other half hates Ryback and Ryback hates him. Casey is put in the meat locker by Commander Krill. Its the captain's birthday and they have ordered a surprise group of singers, dancers, caterers and even a stripper. But what they don't know is that commander Krill is bad and knows the pary guys. Infact the party guys are an international group of terrorists lead by Bill Strannix (Jones) and they are ready to take over the ship and blow up the U.S.A. Only Casey Ryback can stop them. An excellent action movie. Great performance by Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey! Definately one to add to your collection. Be sure to see it soon RATED R FOR STRONG NON-STOP ACTION VIOLENCE, LANGUAGE AND NUDITY!
Rating: Summary: great movie for saturday afternoon Review: typical steven seagal movie, he will deliver plenty of action, and always has a person in the film who dislikes him and becomes his enemy. set aboard a ww 2 abttle ship, this movie is historical ijn the fact, hollywood got to film aboard it , before the ship was sent to hawaii, tommy lee jones, and gary busey deliver good performances.
Rating: Summary: Probably Segal's best movie.... Review: How can you go wrong with the supporting actors in this one! Great plot, plenty of action. It is a shame Steven Segal's movies went down hill, for the most part, after this one.
Rating: Summary: this is NOT seagals best Review: I dont know why people say this one is good. its soo bad. The only good things is Tommy Lee Jones, who does a really good performance. And thats all thats true about what i heard. There is not so much fight scenes as i expected, I thought this would be like 100 times better than the second, but it wasnt. The only fight scene worth to watch is the knife fight in the end...
Rating: Summary: A Surprise Review: I like Steven Segal even if he isn't found to be one of the most critically acclaimed actors of our time. He does an excellent job in this film, as does Tommy Lee Jones who is also one of my favorites. There are spectacullar shots of an amazing battleship and although the story is a bit far-fetched the writers and the actors have made it believable. There is a lot of ation in this film, and even a fair amount of comedy. This movie will get your patiortic side to show as well.
Rating: Summary: "I guess I won't get to see you go through puberty." Review: This is definately not Steven Seagal's best movie. He just got too serious for his own good. Now if he had kept with lines from movies like Marked for Death, he would have done just fine. No notable performances here except Tommy Lee Jones as a rock star and Joseph F. Kosala as Engine Room Watch Officer. Who could forget his now-famous line, "You guys stay calm down here, OK?". If you want a good Steven Seagal movie, stick with Marked for Death. If you want a good violent movie, stick with Drunken Wu Tang. If you want a good movie, stick with Citizen Kane.
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