Redneck Rampage

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Summary: cheap low tech fun game
Review: this is an older game so it is cheap. It is fun, though silly. Good for about 40 hours then you've conquered it and it will get old. This is not diablo III man, it is Redneck Rampage. Have fun, drink a beer, and turn the brain off and enjoy.

Rating:
Summary: cheap low tech fun game
Review: this is an older game so it is cheap. It is fun, though silly. Good for about 40 hours then you've conquered it and it will get old. This is not diablo III man, it is Redneck Rampage. Have fun, drink a beer, and turn the brain off and enjoy.

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Summary: Wheeeeee- Doggies!
Review: W'all, hiya there. Ah'm a-guessin' that yer aimin' to know what ah think 'bout this here computer game that those mighty decent folks down at Interplay whipped up, known as 'Redneck Rampage'. W'all, lemme sets y'all straight then.

If'n y'all are inta that there 'Quake' or the classic 'Doom', this plays purty much the same ways. First-person three-dee, wh'ar yer wastin' foes and alien hordes left 'n' right. Ya's got'cher choice of shootin' irons, frum the six-shooter ta the shotgun, an' even a crossbow that fa'rs them there TNT arra's. Ya's get shot up, just glug down a six-pack and/or a moon pie to re-fuel. If'n ya's find a dee-lishus goo-goo cluster, yer on the fast track ta prime redneck health while wastin' alien-bred clones of some of the least-tolerated citizens of these here parts. 'Course, if'n ya ever seen tha original folks these guys were made frum, ya'd have no problems blowin' them straight ta perdition too. So, don'cha fret none 'bout it, ya hear?

Anuther neat thang that this here... um... wachamacallit gots is soundtrack music ta slay by raht on thuh CD-ROM. Ya's got some fine tunes by the good ol' boys The Beat Farmers and that thar high-society band Mojo Nixon. Just'n ya be careful when's ya play thuh CD Rom... ya gotta be sure ta skip ta track two buhfore it plays. Yer ears will thank ya's for it, buhlieve yew me. Heck, some tahms I gets kinda sentimental, and ah'll throw in muh Hank Williams, Sr. Greatest Hits CD, and mow down thuh aliens an' clones ta that.

Ain't all that thar new-fangled technology sumthin'?

'Late...

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Summary: Not for the "PC" PC gamer
Review: You've all seen the Doom/Quake 3D engine in action. You all know the joy in sneaking around a corner and blasting the head off of a monster while your character mutters something darkly humerous. Redneck Rampage revels in that joy and sets you in a world where skinny old coots and fat Bubba reign supreme, at least until you use your alien arm gun (you tug on a tendon to get the blaster to fire) and fry them from across the road. Don't worry, they're aliens clones; you can annihilate and feel good about it. But make sure you have enough whiskey and moonpies to keep healthy. Your character shoots best when he's had a few. And don't forget that taking a leak or just shooting a good ol' "Yehah!" can do wonders for your health. So load up yer scatter gun, listen to the comments (and you might want to try the expansion cuss pack for some really guilty pleasure) and try not to get hit with that...stuff...the aliens in the sewers throw at you. You may feel like you shouldn't laugh, but when you play, the laughs will come often and steadily until the end.

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Summary: Rednecks Rule!
Review: Your a Redneck, your town is being takin ov'r by space critters. So, you grab your trusty shotgun, some beer and pies (the really good kind!). You drink, piss, and kill things! That is the name of the game in this 1st person shooter. That is it, after all you are a Redneck!