Panty Raider: From Here to Immaturity

Rating:
Summary: BEST GAME EVER!
Review: From the time you bust this game out of the box and until the time you complete it, will be the most fun you will have in your entire life! Not only are the graphics smooth as pie. But the story and plot development is perfect. And what other type of game can be better? Common photographing super models in lingerie for cracked out aliens is just great. And do I even have to mention the lunch lady, talk about a babe.Do yourself a favour and buy this game. THE BEST BANG FOR A BUCK.

Rating:
Summary: Panty Rider............ It [is bad]!!
Review: Man I want to tell you this game
is ssssssooooooooo boring. All
you do is shoot girls with his
gun. Bad game it is.The
worst part is that you take pictures
of girls in their pantys.I beat this game like in about 5 minutes. Do not waste
your money on THIS game like THAT!

Rating:
Summary: AWFUL GAME, ..., DO NOT BUY
Review: When I got this game I expected something really silly with a smattering of sexual humor thrown in, something that would make me smile and be an entertaining diversion for a couple of hours at the screen, and give me a little something good to ogle at as well.

Instead, what I got from this game are really bad and cheesy graphics, a flat, 2-dimensional rendering of characters that look more like something out of a five-year old's comic book than the typical titillating underwear model, and the assumption that the target audience won't have any more intelligence than the real main character you are supposed to play.

The premise might sound entertaining...you are a teenage alien visitor to earth whose mission is to bring back photos of models wearing specific types of underwear, and you are equipped with pickup lines and gifts to entice the models to pose for you, and x-ray glasses to see through clothes, and a limited supply of "goop" you can throw at the models to dissolve their outer clothing if nothing else works. In reality, there are only THREE little areas to explore and thats all! Each area has one single background drop of scenery and thats it, which looks as artificial as the models themselves. A five-year old kid could draw a map of this entire game on the palm of one hand. Not only that, the sounds are inferior and are off sometimes with the limited, boring movements of the game characters. The whole game itself presents the appearance of being designed, drawn, programmed, and executed in an awful hurry, with no careful checking for bugs, no attention to detail at all, and no effort in creating a game that WOULD actually be fun to those who would buy the game from the shelf. I bet the thoughts in the designers head was "quick, lets publish the game fast before the childrens parents protest and we have to pull it from the shelves."

The full name of this game is "Panty Raider: From Here to Immaturity"...I can't help but suspect that the intended end user of this game was expected to fit the description of the title perfectly. ...