Rating: 
Summary: This show sucks!
Review: I can't believe that the guy who created heavy metal music is starring with his family in this fake reality TV show. Not only that, but his family are annoying too. Kelly is fat and ugly but she thinks she's a model and Jack thinks he's the most funniest guy on the planet. I hate Jack the most; that guy represents everything I hate about poser metal fans. I would like to smash his face in with a hammer. Note to people who watch this: THIS SHOW IS NOT FUNNY!!!! All they do is lay around all day complaining about stupid crap that only dumb MTV viewers will find funny. Support Ozzy for his music, not for this dumb show. The man created heavy metal and spawned the likes of hundreds of legendary metal bands. Now he is just being laughed at by the teenybopper drones of MTV. Ozzy should be remembered for the rocker he once was.
Rating: 
Summary: Laughing fest!
Review: This is probably the funniest show I've seen in a looong time! Ozzy and his family are totally crazy, but they have a great sense of humour. The only thing I was quite disappointed with was that some of the show was scripted and not spontaneous. Otherwise, that aside, the show is funny. I watched the XMas special last year but that one was quite boring. Still waiting for the second season to arrive here in NZ on dvd, but it will be soon. I'm impressed with Sharon, she's the one holding the family together.
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Summary: O GOD why?
Review: First I want to say that this is the only season of the osbournes that I watched all the way through. (I tried to watch the second season but I hated it after watching the first episode.)So why the negative score? Well it was when I realized just how much money they were making by doing nothing! I wouldn't have a problem with that if they gave some it back in some way, but they kept it all! Anyway, its not that OZZY doesn't deserve it its just the rest of his family dosen't deserve it. Kelly is a brat, Jack should be dead right now(drug overdose), and Sharon is a money sucking leech of a wife. I'm not going to say the show wasn't funny. But I would feel better about it if I was laughing with them not at them!!!!!!!!! To finish of I'm glad that the show is mostlikely dead. And I hope it is never tried again! (HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED A PATTERN IN THERE LUCK LATELY? JACK ALMOST DIED, SHARON ALMOST DIED, AND OZZY ALMOST DIED!! SO STAY A WAY FROM KELLY. lol)
Rating:
Summary: SAD!!
Review: It's sad that Ozzy has gone from a music legend to a bumbling clown for MTV to expoit. But as usual they'll run the show into the ground and milk it for all it's worth.
Rating:
Summary: Give It Up, Ozzie
Review: This is a total waste of money and direction of one's energy to this garbage. Give it Up, Ozzie. You are a tragic mess of a human being and this kind of material should not deserve the attention it gets from disillusioned followers.
Let's wake up and give "real" talent a chance....
Rating: 
Summary: Too oz for TV? Never!!!
Review: Featuring a father covered in tattoos, once the lead singer of Black Sabbath, and is the self-proclaimed Prince Of Darkness. The mother who readily tells anyone that her husband tried to strangle her on their wedding day, admits to having a lot of plastic surgery, and has recently battled colon cancer. The daughter, who regularly defies her parents and her hair is a different colour each time you see her. And the son, who has been in rehab before his 18th birthday. Not the Simpsons, not even the Partridge family. This was a welcome introduction to the Osbournes, the latest to jump on the reality TV bandwagon. For people who weren't around when Black Sabbath were, will probably know Ozzy Osbourne for biting a head off a bat. The first series only has 10 episodes, which seems kinda strange, but the DVD is definitely worth buying, especially the amount of extras you get. The Ozzy translator is definitely the best extra, it's so funny! The best person in the Osbournes is definitely Ozzy, or maybe Kelly. His facial expressions are classic, and from not knowing how to work the TV remote, to embarrassing his children by kissing his devoted wife in public, every Ozzy moment is the best. Jack, I think, is the most annoying out of them. This series is apparently uncensored. So you hear every single swear word, but Ozzy's middle finger gets blurred out, and also his [behind] when he moons on stage. That's what I call censoring. True, we don't want to see Ozzy's [behind], but he does a lot worse, than stick his middle finger up at the camera, and moon the audience when on stage! This DVD is a must for all Osbournes or not fans. Having only previously seen it on Channel 4, where they bleeped out everything, this was a joy to watch!
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Summary: THIS IS GETTING VERY SAD!!!
Review: I cant believe an artist that I have so deeply admired has sunk so low as to completely sellout in this embarrassing way.I dont place all of the blame on ozzie since sharon is the one who is wearing the pants in the family.This old and terribly greedy woman has made this show only to make more money off of stupid people who would buy this nonsense.Im tired of seeing ozzy act like an old decrepit man who babbles like an idiot.Im tired of seeing their bratty kids cuzz and argue over stupid things.Im tired of seeing their little stupid dogs crap all over the house.Why would any family let the whole world see their private lives?The show is obviously fake and I hope it ends soon.DO NOT BUY THIS GARBAGE!!!
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Summary: COOL
Review: Diese Serie ist einfach nur witzig ! Die Serie ist kult !
Rating:
Summary: Rock and Roll misunderstood again...isn't that the point?
Review: As someone who has worked in the Biz(sex,drugs,r&r),this is the real deal.In other words..this Guy has been like this for years! Why is this such a surprise to everyone?-Because they are filming Him and You are now seeing reality.Also.. being able to laugh at yourself has nothing to do with a lack of self restraint.Comedy is comedy, so enough with the ridicule. I sat down to watch a couple of this episodes
and wound up watching all of them in a row; gut buster! All I can say to the uninitiated is it helps to have experienced Ozzy during the Randy Rhoades years, but even my Mother found the disc's to be delighful to watch, because everybody's family is more bizzare than they appear to strangers. So...Cake eaters, new ozzy fans
get lost, you'll never get it!! All else.. bottoms up! Great dvd set.
Rating: 
Summary: Dumb and Dumber Buy a Big House in the Burbs
Review: What can I say? Ozzie has some interesting tattoos and an accent. Other than that I'd suppose one could find more exciting personality quirks down at the local soup kitchen. I give this one a solid two stars. Its unremitting dullness is hypnotic in a perverted sort of way. Yawn.
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