Haggard (Rated Version)

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Summary: haggard le baron
Review: ok, this movie is pretty good, and being it non-hollywood affiliated, its awesome. the ACTING is quite good, and funny as hell in some parts. bam is a little full of himself, and he needs to cut those skating montages out of it, cause, it dont really fit. i hope bam takes his movie carreer further, and a little more professional. the story is a reality, and is seen alot, but we all have our different storys to tell, so if you call it unorigional, then i suggest you shut your mouth, ok?? brandon is funny as hell, and ryan, my god ryan has great acting skills. and to think that bam dropped out of high school, and he made a great movie, is beyond me. bam bam, push it further, and step it up, good movie for being what it is, and great idea to make a movie. peace.

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Summary: Gnar Kill Rules
Review: One of the funiest movies I've seen in a long time , and not just because I am a fan of CKY. Brandon Dicamillo is outstanding , possibly one of the strangest and funniest people I've ever seen. Check out his Chinese freestyle rap on the bonus features. Easily one of the funniest things on the DVD. Raab himself......well , what can I say? Hysterical. Bam , Ryan Don Vito and even Phil , what more can you ask for? Check out the behind the scenes. The true story of Ryan Dunn.

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Summary: Raab and Bran the highlight
Review: Overall, this movie is pretty weak. Bam doesn't really act very well and the skating montages have nothing to do with the plot. I don't have a problem with the time lapse montages because even though I've never been there, West Chester looks like a pretty town. Jenn and Ryan do a decent job acting but the parts with Raab and Brandon together are the only really funny parts. Don Vito is also pretty funny. The funniest parts in my opinion are when Brandon picks up Raab at the train station, Raab singing in the shower, Bam yelling at Raab for how he's dressed before the raid (and Raab's car rocks), and Bam telling Brandon why he hates Raab. See the pattern... I think that even though Bam gets most of the credit, Brandon is the true genius of CKY and if he had a little more input, I think this would have been a much better movie.

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Summary: Prettier than expected
Review: The movie was a lot "prettier" than I expected. Some of the shots were really beautiful with saturated colors and interesting angles. That's what kept me watching. It was interesting, almost music video-ish and the randomness of some of the extras was cool.
And some of the situations the Rosenkrantz & Guildensternian characters of Falcone and Valo found themselves in were original -- two grown men breaking into a house to read a girl's diary, picking up people from the train station on a bicycle.
The story was a bit lacking, however, or had holes. I didn't feel sorry for the main character at all -- in fact, I couldn't believe the character of Glauren would have put up with him for 2 years. If she was such a horrible person, I wish they would have spent more time on a back story for her. The actress played the role "too kindhearted" to be so terrible.
The main character has friends who are willing to commit crimes to help him, get beat up for him and geniunely seem to care about him and he continues to be a crybaby.
I know the audience was supposed to dislike the character of Glauren because she cheated and was evil, but Jenn Rivell in the role was actually sympathetic. She is young and pretty and didn't want to be tied down to a needy slacker. Wow. What a b*tch.
Anyway, it was better than I expected and I actually like the other stuff that this group has done with Cky, et. al. in the past. Parts of this movie were really visually stunning. There could be a real, grown-up future for Margera and Co.


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Summary: Lives up to the expectation...
Review: The success of CKY and Jackass obviously put a lot of pressure on these guys to deliver something big, which they have. Nicely scripted, brilliantly shot, and 100 times better than the "teen" movies we've been subjected to over the past couple of years. These guys can act, Dunn is superb, Bam and Raab kick [tail] (in one scene Raab's singing "I just died in your arms tonight" in the shower, bloody hilarious...), Brandon, what can I say?, the guy's a genius, great dialogue, has this guy patented the reverse microwave yet?. Don Vito kicks [tail] too (go buy your own grapes)... A great soundtrack - hopefully to be released (CKY, HIM, New Order..), Jackass is gone but I hope this movie is a taste of things to come...

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Summary: Crappy crap crap (crap)
Review: This Clerks-esk low budget film is, shall I say, crap. I love Bam and his CKY disks and Viva La Bam make me laugh so hard I have to pee. This movie was poorly acted (no surprise) but the crew are actually trying to act so it just seems dumb. DiCamillo was annoying as usual. The "plot" was boring and average. There are a few truly funny moments but not enough to warrent buying this DVD. Do yourself a favor and buy a CKY DVD.

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Summary: This is a Lesson On Originalty
Review: This has to be the most original movie i have ever seen and to tell you anymore will ruin the surprise. There is flaws in the movie (acting,random skating scenes) but theres too much good (comedy, don vito,the cinematography)that you can't live without. Time to attack the idiot: Obviously this movie isn't for a 15 year old and for this movie to be marred on another persons stupidity is ridicolus, obviously this movie has some really odd things in it, THATS WHY ITS THE UNRATED VERSION. Ignore that user because even the most conservative straight edge person in teh world will be disgusted by this movie but still find something that'll make them watch it nonstop (happened to me_

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Summary: Very Very Awesome!
Review: This is a great example of comedy! Ryan Dunn (as himself) loses his girlfriend Glauren ( Jenn Rivell) to a loser Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Valo (Bam Margera) and the rest of his crew help Ryan in gettin back together with her. It is as twisted as a rope and hilarious as can be. A Must have for any Bam or Ville fan!

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Summary: Amazing!
Review: This is an amazing movie. BaM Margera and his CKY crew do their first real movie. They've done CKY Landspeed through CKY4 and now Haggard. It's hilarious and really well done. This is Bam's first real motion picture. It's based on the true story of Ryan Dunn's ex-girlfriend Glauren who dumped him. And rumor has it she's going out with heavy metal poster boy "Hellboy." Ryan can't stand to see the two of them together so he recruits his two friends Valo and Falcone to find out everything they can about Glauren. I'm so suprised oof how good a job Bam and his CKY gang did on this film. Buy it. Don't rent it, buy it.

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Summary: Haggard
Review: This is Bam Margera's first REAL film. You've probably all seen Bam and his gang on Viva La Bam, Jackass and the hilarious CKY videos, but this is different. This movie is about Ryan Dunn's relationship with his girlfriend (Glauren). This movie is based on true events and stories from his relationship. Now this movie doesn't exactly have perfect acting and all, but for a first attempt, Bam pulled it off. This movie is hilarious and is different from a lot of other movies out there. It actually amazes me of how well a job Bam did making this movie. He put such a large amount of effort into making this film. Bam still manages to keep his style of filmmaking throughout this movie. A lot of people have been dissing Bam and giving him a hard time about this film, but in my opinion, it is hilarious, original and brilliant. If your looking for something funny and different, then watch Haggard. Note: The Rated and Unrated versions of this film are both exactly the same. There is absolutley no difference.

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