Seven Steps of Kung Fu:San Da Kung Fu

Rating:
Summary: A good example of a true kung fu movie stereotype
Review:
Everything's here; that dubbed old fart british accent, the moronic dialogue, the grainy picture quality, the bad attempt at "Jackie Chan" like comedy, the mediocre 1-step 2-step fight sequences, the badly synchronized sound effects and the classic freeze-the-last-frame-as-soon-as-the-bad-guy-dies routine. There's even a part where they forget to dub in english!! If your on a quest for the ultimate in bad kung fu movie craft, then look no further. If there's one redeeming quality, the actors, who seem to know very little about kung fu, do exhibit some impressive acrobat skills. However, well executed flips, tumbles, and rolls alone don't make for a good martial arts movie. For those who are looking for a little more kung fu authenticism should look towards the more well known actors like Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, or even Bruce Liang.