Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl

Rating:
Summary: For contortion fans only! (and that's questionable)
Review: Okay, so what review do you want first? The movie or the DVD?

I'll start with a movie. In a word: awful! Thank Gods (if there are any) there is a FF button. The plot is so stupid I won't spend time even trying to re-tell it here... I don't expect a lot from an martial arts movie, but hey! It's got to be there! Furthermore, fight choreographies are dumb and execution so poor you wouldn't believe it. This movie could only be liked by kids (with low IQ-s) or martial arts TV-nerds...

The only thing (maybe) worth watching is the girl-contortionist doing contortion during training or fights, and I'm telling there are much better and more beautiful contortion videos to buy or simply download from the web...

Now... the DVD itself. "Oh boy, what a joy!"

Picture and sound are so bad it looks like someone put a VHS camera in the theater and taped it there. Looking for extra features? Don't. There aren't any. How about the paper with name of the chapters. Don't bother. Like, who needs it?

And that would be it. There goes twelve bucks down the drain...