WWE Armageddon 2004

Rating:
Summary: Smackdown puts on another bad show
Review: Armageddon 2004 isn't worth it to buy; maybe a rental if you're really bored, but only to watch the opener and the WWE Championship match.

The opener was Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree vs. Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio. These four just seem to work well together, and they put on a pretty good match here.

The main event was a fatal-four way for the WWE Championship, as JBL retained the title over Undertaker, Booker T and Eddie Guerrero. Heidenreich interfered against Taker in what has to be one of the most wretched feuds in years. Otherwise, it was a pretty good match. Will JBL ever lose? Does anyone care anymore?

The rest of the show is complete garbage. No need to recap it. I'm sure you can fill in the usual suspects.

Rating:
Summary: Armageddon
Review: how can a product like smackdown still be around? The only good time smackdown had was during 2002-2003 and thats only because of brock lesnar. Lesnar carried smackdown, and now after he is gone smackdown has been putting on crap events like this one. this doesnt even deserve a run down of the matches.

Rating:
Summary: Amazing matches!
Review: THIS WAS BS THIS PPV SUCKED

1.MATCH
WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
RVD&RAY MYSTERIO.VS.KENZO SUZUKI&RENE DUPREE
THIS MATCH WAS ALRIGHT IT WAS A-LONG MATCH THATS WHAT MADE IT GAY
WINNER:RVD&RAY MYSTERIO (2 STARS)

2.MATCH
THE DIXIE DOG FIGHT
TOUGH ENOUGH FINALISTS
DANIEL PUDER.VS.MIKE MIZANIN
THIS WAS NOT A MATCH IT WAS A BOXING MATCH IT WAS OK
WINNER:DANIEL PUDER (3 STARS)

3.MATCH
STREET FIGHT FOR THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
JOHN CENA.VS.JESUS
THIS WAS A GREAT STREET FIGHT. JOHN CENA KICK JESUS ASS ALL OVER
THE PLACE.!!!!!!!!
WINNER:JOHN CENA (5 STARS)

4.MATCH
MISS JACKIE.VS.DAWN MARIE(SPECIAL REFEREE CHARLIE HAAS)
THIS MATCH WAS SO GAY...CHARLIE HAAS DUMDED BOTH OF THEM
(THANK GOD!!!)
WINNER:DAWN MARIE (000 STARS)

5.MATCH
3-ON-ONE HANDICAP MATCH
THE BIG SHOW.VS.KURT ANGLE,LUTHER REIGNS&MARK JINDRAK
THIS WAS VERY SLOW TURST ME THIS MATCH WAS NOT GOOD THAT ALL
WINNER:BIG SHOW (1 STAR)

6.MATCH
CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
SPIKE DUDLEY.VS.FUNAKI
THIS MATCH TOO SUCKED BIG TIME
WINNER:FUNAKI

7.MATCH
A FATAL FOUR-WAY MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
JBL.VS.UNDERTAKER.VS.EDDIE GUERRERO.VS.BOOKER T
THIS MATCH WAS GREAT..BUT THE END SUCKED BIG TIME
WINNER:JBL (10 STARS)

YOU HEARED THIS PPV SUCKED BIG TIME BUT
YOU COULD BUY THIS JUST TO SEE THE FATAL FOUR-WAY MATCH
OR THE STREET FIGHT MATCH.......THATS IT

Rating:
Summary: Better Than Advertised
Review: WWE Tag Team Titles
RVD & Rey Mysterio vs. Rene Dupree & Kenzo Suzuki
This is a long opener but very enjoyable. RVD/Rey are a great team and the match goes back and forth with a good finish.

Dixie Dog Fight
Daniel Puder vs. Mike Mizanin
I like this match. You gotta admire the heart and effort of these guys. They're so green but it's great. Puder still can't cut a promo to save his life but he'll get better. They were really letting the fists fly in this.

Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas vs. Basham Brothers
What do they expect from us fans with a match like this? The technical wrestling aspect is good but with no build-up is DOA. Could've been more entertaining.

Street Fight for the United States Championship
John Cena vs. Jesus
A squash for Cena but a fun one at that. He pretty much just beats him all over the place with what looks like stiff wrestling. That's good because the Jesus character had potential but not with those friggin pants!

Miss Jackie vs. Dawn Marie w/Charlie Haas as special ref
Junk. Except for Charlie's little speech afterwards...priceless!

3-on-1 Handicap Match
Big Show vs. Mark Jindrak, Luther Reigns & Kurt Angle
A little slow but finally ends the rivalry with all 4 men. I do like the way Show ends the match. Pretty interesting.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Spike Dudley vs. Funaki
Some say that this division is dead...no way! Funaki has put in years of loyal service and finally Smackdown's #1 announcer gets what he deserved. The match itself is pretty good. Don't let the fans fool you.

Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Championship
JBL vs. Undertaker vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Booker T
Awesome match! What a great way to tie all the loose ends with each individual feud. The match accomplished exactly what it needed too to establish JBL as a legit champ which I think he is. Great main event.