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Summary: Nothin' but fake wrestling!
Review: ... This DVD ain't good! ... I thought "Best of Backyard Wrestling, Vol. 1: Future Kings of the Ring!" would be as real ... but it's NOT!
These punks on the video are nothin' but posers! They rip off moves from the REAL wrestlers, make up stupid names for there characters, and fake all there injuries! They set up these ... wrestling rings in their ma & pa's backyard, and tell all they friends to come over and watch. ... Quit yo pretending, cause this video just ain't good!!!
Rating:
Summary: Nothin' but fake wrestling!
Review: ... This DVD ain't good! ... I thought "Best of Backyard Wrestling, Vol. 1: Future Kings of the Ring!" would be as real ... but it's NOT!
These punks on the video are nothin' but posers! They rip off moves from the REAL wrestlers, make up stupid names for there characters, and fake all there injuries! They set up these ... wrestling rings in their ma & pa's backyard, and tell all they friends to come over and watch. ... Quit yo pretending, cause this video just ain't good!!!
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Summary: Morons Go Wild
Review: I bought this DVD used for five dollars. I paid way too much. I was looking for the lamest DVD available on Amazon to give as a special 'gift' to a friend as part of a relentless competition to see which of us can find the worst film ever made. Although this isn't the worst film ever made (that award goes unquestionably to "The Underground Comedy Movie") it wins in a special subcategory called 'Group of Apparently Stupidest People Ever Put Together on One Video.' My favorite part of the DVD is in the introduction where a credit claims that these 'wrestlers' are highly trained professionals who have painstakingly striven to provide the viewer with an entertaining performance but always keep to the highest levels of safety possible. Like, for instance, lighting someone in a fish suit on fire and then realizing belatedly that a hose or fire extinguisher would be a handy thing to have around the fish fry. Brilliant. This is, honestly, so hokey, and the stunts so ill conceived as to make it virtually unwatchable. Think of this as just a bunch of idiots trying to injure themselves and failing only through their own ineptness. I presumed that this would be intriguing (or funny, or both), but it is really just a waste of time. If you are a die hard wrestling fan, stick to known quantities: this is a mess and the visual quality of the DVD is fairly awful in most parts as it was shot by a hand held video camera by rank amateurs. This really isn't even entertaining enough to give as a (bad) gift.
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Summary: This is hardcore!
Review: This tape has everything a fan of hardcore wrestling could want. It shows amateurs in their backyard wrestling, except its not your daddy's style wrestling. Its hardcore as hell. People get set on fire, do backflips off the roof smashing someone threw a table, piledrived onto a car, get powerbombed and chokeslamed onto lightbulbs, and best of all they use thumbtacks and barbwire... This is not for the weak. This tape has crazy violence, and amazing stunts. If you enjoy wrestling, especially the hardcore style, you will enjoy this tape. Watch, and laugh at bloopers and other silly screw ups. My only complaint is that short segments as interludes between parts of the tape, show a blond bimbo doing poses and showing her big ugly fake breasts at the camera, as if she is somehow desired. The only reason they put this here is to up the sales with from teenage boys. But anyway, watch this if you like ECW or the Japanese Death Matches. This is some crazy stuff. 5 stars. Check it out. Oh yeah, Do not try this at home. ; ]
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