Rating: 
Summary: Mimi's breasts in starring role!
Review: Who cares about massage? Mimi's chest is the star of this movie. The video may be pricey but when you see her chest you will think it's a bargain!
Rating: 
Summary: Full Body MaZzzzzzzz. . .
Review: Yes, seeing a very generous Mimi Rogers in her natural state can be delightfully enjoyable--for a while. But eventually, over the course of seeing Mimi lying face down, Mimi's legs getting oiled, Mimi lying on her back, Mimi putting on a robe, Mimi taking off her robe, Mimi dragging the massage session from one room to another (What, no curb service?), the viewer begins to hope. . .beg. . .pray. . .for a story, any story.Alas, FULL BODY MASSAGE has no story, only a monotonous, shallow, boring dialogue between Rogers and her "substitute" masseur, played by a poker-faced Bryan Brown. A discussion of quantum physics would have been more entertaining as opposed to the psuedo-existentialism exchanged between the two characters, as Brown pinches, pops, plucks, probes, and palms Mimi's legs, back, and ample derriere. We are also given the bonus of flashback scenes with both characters--scenes that, unfortunately, add nothing to the overall nonstory. And at the end of the film, when absolutely nothing is resolved, the viewer is left frustrated and just a tad bit grouchy. If I want to see Brown wax philosophical, I'll watch "Cocktail." And if I wish to see Mimi, I'll simply pick out any number of countless frames of this movie and hit "Pause." FULL BODY MASSAGE gets two stars for the eye candy: at least, for as long as you can stay awake.
--D. Mikels
Rating:
Summary: Full Body MaZzzzzzzz. . .
Review: Yes, seeing a very generous Mimi Rogers in her natural state can be delightfully enjoyable--for a while. But eventually, over the course of seeing Mimi lying face down, Mimi's legs getting oiled, Mimi lying on her back, Mimi putting on a robe, Mimi taking off her robe, Mimi dragging the massage session from one room to another (What, no curb service?), the viewer begins to hope. . .beg. . .pray. . .for a story, any story. Alas, FULL BODY MASSAGE has no story, only a monotonous, shallow, boring dialogue between Rogers and her "substitute" masseur, played by a poker-faced Bryan Brown. A discussion of quantum physics would have been more entertaining as opposed to the psuedo-existentialism exchanged between the two characters, as Brown pinches, pops, plucks, probes, and palms Mimi's legs, back, and ample derriere. We are also given the bonus of flashback scenes with both characters--scenes that, unfortunately, add nothing to the overall nonstory. And at the end of the film, when absolutely nothing is resolved, the viewer is left frustrated and just a tad bit grouchy. If I want to see Brown wax philosophical, I'll watch "Cocktail." And if I wish to see Mimi, I'll simply pick out any number of countless frames of this movie and hit "Pause." FULL BODY MASSAGE gets two stars for the eye candy: at least, for as long as you can stay awake.
--D. Mikels
Rating:
Summary: For thinking people who like eroticism also.
Review: Yes, this movie portrays a beautiful lady who is undressed for most of the time and considering that it's Mimi Rogers, it's OK with me! I am also a big fan of Bryan Brown and found the chemistry between the two actors to be interesting. I like talky movies with thoughtful dialogue. "My Dinner with Andre" tops my list. Watching movies like this is so much more interesting than the the usual Hollywood big bang, many dead people stuff that they churn out by the bucketloads. If you like thoughtful dialogue and watching the relationship between two people develop, watch this movie!
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