The Killer Eye

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Summary: I give you the amazing: DIDDLING KILLER EYE......(whatever)
Review: (sniff...sniff) does anyone else smell something....Oh, it must be this horrible movie. I thought I smelled rotten cheese. Come on, there is far fetched ideas that have become movies, but a huge eye ball that come out of the head of a young, gay, male street prostitute. And it came all the way from the 8th Dimension. Which is obviously a place of large disembodied eyes. The acting in this movie surpasses terrible. I love, cherish even bad movies. I own some of the best bad movies. The only thing I liked about this movie was the true "stoner" guys. Their obvious over acting was funny in alot of ways. Then the Climatic end. yeah, right. I know that there will be no sequel to this movie. Full Moon barely had enough money to get this one finished. They really aren't too proud of it, but nonetheless, it is one of theirs and they will cherish it. I just hope the rest of the world stays away.

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Summary: Stevens' finest work to date.
Review: Amazing special effects, acting that rivals The Godfather,
and a plot that will leave you speechless. Joe Stevens
is the king of psychological thrillers.

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Summary: THis has to be the best movie ever
Review: I love this movie. I will own it as soon as Amazon finds a copy and sends it to me. Disregard what anybody else says about this movie unless they speak good about it. Crazy Bill is played by the dude that played beetlejuice and he is the greatest in The Killer Eye.

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Summary: Boring!
Review: Now I like this kind of movie.....usually.

The reviewer below covers most of it & the two other movies he mentioned - 'Hideous' & 'Head of the Family' - I do like, but unfortunately this one just doesn't have anything going for it.

A giant eye going around, for want of a better phrase, having sex with people does sound like it could be funny....but it isn't. I hate to give a Full Moon movie only two stars beause I'm definitely a fan, but to be honest, this barely deserves one! Come on people, get a grip, this isn't even a good bad movie!

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Summary: Rick Burney is a Doo Doo head.
Review: Obviously, our good fried Rick dose'nt understand that a movie does'nt have to be scarry to be good. The very fact that movies like this have no plot and cost about .50 cents is what makes them great!

The very idea that the jokes in the movie are said with no tone and make next to no sense IS WHAT MAKES THEM FUNNY! Some people need to lighten up and get a real sense of great entertainment. Big budgets, famous names, and the best acting do not make movies great. What make them great is if they entertain you. Our friend Rick is too critical and denies the fact that he is actually entertained by something put together so poorly.

I am suggesting that Rick only puts the movie down because he is in denial and worries too much about his reputation too admit that a two dollar movie was better than Titanic. And by the way Idle Hands was a horrible movie.

I have quite a large collection of B/Cult movies. I suggest you all start one, or if you already have one add this title now!

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Summary: On the bright side, Lovell looks very good......
Review: Oh, where to begin: Let's face it, the title was the ONLY bright side to this really bad movie. We have "Creepy Bill" doing a really odd impression of Michael Keaton's BEETLEJUICE, two stoner's with great bods but no acting talent --wait..did I actually use the words "acting talent" within the confines of a review for THIS MOVIE? No, no -- Lovell can act. As for everyone else...pu-lease.

And shall we touch upon the amazing special effects? Let us do more than touch. Let us beat them senseless with a baseball bat. Much like the plot they are awful and practically non-existant.

Would I recommend this movie? Oh, yes. I loved it. While a truly awful movie, it certainly isn't as bad as THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS, but then what is? It will go on my shelf with HIDEOUS and HEAD OF THE FAMILY, not to mention KILLER TONGUE (a movie whose title really does say it all). For the lovers of insanely mind numbing films, and I'll admit to being one, it is well worth owning.

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Summary: Oh, Where to Begin...
Review: On the bright side, Lovell looks very good and let's face it, that is the best thing about this truly bad movie. We have "Creepy Bill" doing a really odd impression of Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice throughout this flick (Why? No one knows.), two stoners with great bodies and no acting ability - wait...did I actually use the words "acting ability" within the confines of a review for THIS MOVIE? No, no, no - Lovell is the closest thing to an actor you will find in this thing. As for everyone else...pu-lease. Lovells husband, who married her for her money (With that body? The man is truly a mad scientist!) is conducting experiments into another dimension and brings back through this tiny eyepiece an enormous killer eye. Kind'a raises the hair on the back of your neck, huh?

And shall we touch upon the amazing special effects? Let us do more than touch. Let us beat them senseless with a baseball bat. Much like the plot they are awful and practically nonexistent.

Would I recommend this movie? Oh yes. While a truly awful movie, it certainly isn't as bad as BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS, but then what is? It will go on my shelf with HIDEOUS and HEAD OF THE FAMILY. For the lovers of insanely mind numbing films, and I'll admit to being one, it is well worth owning.

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Summary: Oh, Where to Begin...
Review: On the bright side, Lovell looks very good and let's face it, that is the best thing about this truly bad movie. We have "Creepy Bill" doing a really odd impression of Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice throughout this flick (Why? No one knows.), two stoners with great bodies and no acting ability - wait...did I actually use the words "acting ability" within the confines of a review for THIS MOVIE? No, no, no - Lovell is the closest thing to an actor you will find in this thing. As for everyone else...pu-lease. Lovells husband, who married her for her money (With that body? The man is truly a mad scientist!) is conducting experiments into another dimension and brings back through this tiny eyepiece an enormous killer eye. Kind'a raises the hair on the back of your neck, huh?

And shall we touch upon the amazing special effects? Let us do more than touch. Let us beat them senseless with a baseball bat. Much like the plot they are awful and practically nonexistent.

Would I recommend this movie? Oh yes. While a truly awful movie, it certainly isn't as bad as BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS, but then what is? It will go on my shelf with HIDEOUS and HEAD OF THE FAMILY. For the lovers of insanely mind numbing films, and I'll admit to being one, it is well worth owning.

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Summary: Giant Killer Eye on DVD
Review: This is not to be confused with Roger Corman's tribute to B-films, that's The Phantom Eye. Also don't confuse it with Forrest Tucker's alien invasion movie, that's The Crawling Eye. Nope, this one is a collection of bad actors, sets that don't fit together, a script which confuses the sets, and a giant eyeball on a stalk that has a thing for women.

A goofy scientist is trying to view the eighth dimension. His test subject is accidentally infected by something from said dimension. It swells into the giant eye. The eye swarms around an apartment building by using the air vents. Huh? The vents are about four feet by three feet.

The scientist has a wife who tries to bed every male in the film (except Weird Bill) as she wants it all the time. Two male bodybuilders who do heavy drugs and hang out in their underwear are one of her targets. They are also a target for the Eye.

Anyway, the Eye runs around the building feeling up women and blasting people with green rays. Luckily it is sensitive to light. In the end it is cornered (don't know why it couldn't get away) and flees back to its home dimension.

Really bad film. The bodybuilders apartment is a two-story studio with the door on a landing in the top half. The script occasionally calls the lab the attic and the attic the lab. To make it worse, the bodybuilders place has a peaked ceiling with beams (shouldn't that one be at the top?).

So we have a film with a bad script, bad acting (I love Weird Bills fake voice), lots of nudity, strange characters, and a monster eye. It's so bad, what's not to like?

The DVD has no special features except a small group of trailers for other films. There is not even a scene selection option. At least it does have tracks.

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Summary: Giant Killer Eye on DVD
Review: This is not to be confused with Roger Corman's tribute to B-films, that's The Phantom Eye. Also don't confuse it with Forrest Tucker's alien invasion movie, that's The Crawling Eye. Nope, this one is a collection of bad actors, sets that don't fit together, a script which confuses the sets, and a giant eyeball on a stalk that has a thing for women.

A goofy scientist is trying to view the eighth dimension. His test subject is accidentally infected by something from said dimension. It swells into the giant eye. The eye swarms around an apartment building by using the air vents. Huh? The vents are about four feet by three feet.

The scientist has a wife who tries to bed every male in the film (except Weird Bill) as she wants it all the time. Two male bodybuilders who do heavy drugs and hang out in their underwear are one of her targets. They are also a target for the Eye.

Anyway, the Eye runs around the building feeling up women and blasting people with green rays. Luckily it is sensitive to light. In the end it is cornered (don't know why it couldn't get away) and flees back to its home dimension.

Really bad film. The bodybuilders apartment is a two-story studio with the door on a landing in the top half. The script occasionally calls the lab the attic and the attic the lab. To make it worse, the bodybuilders place has a peaked ceiling with beams (shouldn't that one be at the top?).

So we have a film with a bad script, bad acting (I love Weird Bills fake voice), lots of nudity, strange characters, and a monster eye. It's so bad, what's not to like?

The DVD has no special features except a small group of trailers for other films. There is not even a scene selection option. At least it does have tracks.