Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl

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Summary: Swashbuckling adventure at it's best!
Review: Pirates Of The Caribbean is the popcorn/swashbuckling hit of the year! Starring Johnny Depp (Sleepy Hollow), Orlando Bloom (LOTR trilogy), and Kiera Knightley (Star Wars: The Phantom Menace), it mixes suspense, swashbuckling action, and humor. The story is about a rogueish pirate and a young, straightlaced blacksmith teaming together to rescue a fair maiden from enemy pirates, who happen to turn into skekletons in the moonlight. The thing I like about it is it's a sword-clashing adventure for the whole family!

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Summary: "I love weddings! Free drinks all around!"
Review: This has to be one of the funniest movies ever! If you don't like Johnny Depp, well you'll still like it! Perfectly loveable and hilarious. The story is about Elizabeth (Keira Knightly), the Governor's daughter, who, when she is ten, finds a boy in the water Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) with some pirate gold around his neck. When he faints she takes it. BIG MISTAKE! That gold happened to be the last of the Aztec gold needed to life the curse of the pirates. The curse basically allows them never to die. Sounds good? Well, not really if you're skeletons at night. Eight years later, when Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), a ruthless pirate - that owns the Black Pearl, that isn't even his ship - finds out, he kidnaps Elizabeth and it's up to Will and Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) to save her. Johnny is an adorable, half-mad drunken pirate who appears to be stupid, but he's actually very very clever and witty. He is the rightful owner of the Black Pearl! This is a very funny, film that appears to be simple, but is really clever and well thought out. The graphics are fantastic, and the costumes are breathtaking. Has a very cheesy ending: Elizabeth marries Will, Barbossa dies, and Jack gets his ship back. Aww! One complaint: It had to end! :P

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Summary: THE BEST PIRATE MOVIE EVER
Review: Everyone told me this was the best movie ever, so when I got a hold of a copy of it, I decided to watch it, thinking it had be pretty good for everyone to get that excited about it. It started out dumb, but I thought it had to get better. No one would love this movie that much if it stayed that stupid, so I kept on watching. Apparently it didn't have to get better, because it only got worse. I won't say that it was the worst movie ever. I have seen some movies that only deserve half a star, and this one did deserve the whole thing. I think the only good part of the movie was Johnny Depp's twitch. That was pretty funny, but other than that, it's not worth the time or effort.