Galactic Gigolo

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Summary: Wisconsin Cheese-Heads Need Not Watch!
Review: Hi! I have been a regular guest on Carmine's t.v. talk show! He is the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet! I think it's awesome that the 'Gigolo' has a scene that takes place at the former Valley Drive-In! I am CEO of Drive-International, and we are INTERNATIONAL Drive-In Preservationists! Carmine is a first-class gentleman!

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Summary: The film that wouldn't die!
Review: I actually worked on Galactic Gigalo and am in several scenes. We were a crazy bunch of kids making bad movies on the weekends. Don't miss my old girlfriend Yvonne as "Vanna Greene" or Carmine as the old lady with a beard in the studio audience. Yikes!

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Summary: Worst movie I've ever seen
Review: I apologize to the people who made this movie, but it is really the most moronic, crude, and vile piece of garbage I've ever had the misfortune of being dumb enough to watch. "Galactic Gigolo" cannot be enjoyed on any kind of "camp value" level. It is not "so bad, it's good." It is so bad, it's really, really, really bad, stupid, and repulsive. Somebody on the IMDb has the same opinion, and I just feel the need to back him up here because I hated this movie so much, and I don't understand how anybody could say they enjoyed it unless they have an I.Q. lower than a vegetable's or are pals with the director. I could lie, and tell you it was great, and to go see it right away, just because misery loves company, but I'm not that petty. If I could give it no stars, I would. By the way, I think there's maybe like three seconds of T&A, so don't bother if that's what you're after. This movie relies on its "comedy", which no amount of naked women could possibly redeem anyway.

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Summary: Wisconsin Cheese-Heads Need Not Watch!
Review: I went back and watched it a second time (and it was even better on the repeat). This sour grapes girl from Wisconsin (oh yeah, Madison is the PC capital of the world) just doesn't know much about what makes a movie funny. By the way, her watch is broken because I clocked planty of naked T&A time. This movie rocks!

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Summary: Great!
Review: Ok. This is a wonderful terrible movie. Porn fans will think the star of this movie looks like Ron Jeremy. Anyway, this film falls apart so terrible at the end you can tell that there wasn't any money at the end of the production. Which leads to lots of running around with ridiculous chases. An alien wins a trip to the horniest place in the universe, which happens to be in the northeast, and stirs up trouble with humans who want to kill him. His enemies include: a terribly cast Italian mob crew and a band of Jewish rednecks. The Jewish rednecks are worth the purchase alone. Anyway, if you like bad movies, you will love this.