Breeders

Rating:
Summary: Good but, ive seen better, it's like the top of the B movies
Review: I liked most of the movie. But, it fits alot of the typical horror movie plot scheems, you always know whats going to happen.

Note: If you see this DVD in the store, you will notice that the womans is a mirror image of the one in the screen image, they flipped the picture around so then can have the upc and all the screen shots on the binder side.

Rating:
Summary: Actually deserves half a star
Review: This film follows similar themes to the 1980s movie of the same title.

This film is terrible. It fails at every level. You'd expect that an alien having sex (breeding) with beautiful school-girls would at least make this a sexy film, & yet it's not even that, aside from the obligatory group-girl scene in a shower there's very little flesh here to oggle at. And as a sci-fi/horror film it's not scary at all - I can't even work out which genre the producers were aiming it because it fails at all levels. The acting is even worse than the 1980s version - but at least that one had a titlation factor in its favour.

There's heaps of plot faults and leaps of illogic.

Filmed entirely on the Isle of Man (U.K.) but made to look like someplace, U.S.A. - probably because the producers wanted to pretend that such a terrible film had to have been made in another country.

Rating:
Summary: Horr-i-bile
Review: This movie rates up there with drinking sour milk!
They should offer a full refund for this at any video rental store, I could return it a week late and still ask for my money back and be serious.

It's another scifi bomb loosly glued together with a less than porno plot, with the main them being some meathead they grabbed off of welfare, inserted in a laytex slag, and called it an 'alien'.

If you're up for a bad time, grab your sour milk, some jalapenos, and watch this video! You'll be on the can quicker than you can take of your pants off. While your there, flush this b-side disaster down with it.

Rating:
Summary: The worst movie ever
Review: This movie was so horrible that even Mystery Science Theater 3000 wouldn't touch this one. I rented it by accident, but the movie was so horrible that it took all of my willpower just to sit though it!