Rating: 
Summary: Don't Order This Version!
Review: OK, so it's NOT "Lord of the Rings". The acting is good, the people interesting, the naked bodies good to look upon, and everybody involved in the film seems to be having fun. I got exactly what I expected: a decent story, decently acted, and some utterly gorgeous undraped female eye candy, all of whom actually did some acting.This one was a good hearted parody of the "X-files", and it's going into my permanent collection so when I'm in the mood for some good, well-filmed eye candy, it will be there.
Rating: 
Summary: Fluffy erotic entertainment
Review: OK, so it's NOT "Lord of the Rings". The acting is good, the people interesting, the naked bodies good to look upon, and everybody involved in the film seems to be having fun. I got exactly what I expected: a decent story, decently acted, and some utterly gorgeous undraped female eye candy, all of whom actually did some acting. This one was a good hearted parody of the "X-files", and it's going into my permanent collection so when I'm in the mood for some good, well-filmed eye candy, it will be there.
Rating:
Summary: Good softcore film
Review: The premise of Alien Files (Hot girls being exposed to an alien fungus that produces nymphomaniacal clones of them who infect other hot girls) is hokey, but that's ok because the plot is not exclusively what makes this movie good. There are numerous hot babes in this film that unabashedly and eagerly get naked, making the silly plot superfluous--but because of this the film is comical. All of these girls could be in the pages of Penthouse magazine and must all have at least 35D breasts: There's a hot blonde, brunette, auburn, and an asian, and all of them partake in different scenarios of seduction when they are exposed to the alien fungus. The funniest scene is when an uptight and square coke-bottle-lensed bespectacled asian girl playing the doctor on the spaceship is exposed to the fungus and lets down her hair and becomes a sex maniac who reveals her hot hardbody. It's interesting that she isn't wearing a bra or underwear beneath her otherwise nerdy attire, perhaps revealing that beneath the virginal exterior a vixen has been waiting to burst out.
Rating: 
Summary: Kick'n
Review: This was an excellent movie. It was full of gratuitous sex with voluptuous vixens. Kira Reed should win the oscar for best "bent over wet look". I would like to thank the producers for abstaining from the super silcone, collagen lipped, tattoo tramps that seem to permeate the soft core scene. The film also utilized the many assets of the ladies to create a believable, yet fantastical feature. This allowed the ladies to exhibit all facets of their characters, and the audience to explore the many nuances of each scenario. Will you enjoy it? That's like you're drawers, it's up to ya. But rest assured if Kira makes a sequel, I'll be on it like a jelly doughnut.
Rating:
Summary: Dont waste time on this turkey
Review: You cant expect too much from DTV sexploitation, but it is impossible not too have any standards at all. The plot is garbage, the sex is insipid if thats what you are looking for and given the plethora of attractive faces in the movie, the movie is a criminal waste. Avoid this turkey at all costs.
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