Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

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Summary: The best Ever...I cannot sit by and let you miss this!
Review: 1,000 word maximum? That's not fair. A million words could not express my undying gratitude to Brett Piper on creating this masterpiece. First, the title is somewhat misleading. Dinosaur Hell is not hell at all. It is heaven! The nympho barbarian overcomes many obstacles to finally find the item of his desire.....the mysterious "Baby Back"! After a dramatic twist near the end of the movie, the ending is much better than the ending of The Sixth Sense. I won't spoil it for you, but I will just say there are dinosaurs that are human size, and there is a nice pancake scene at the end of the movie between the barbarian, a anklyosaurus, and the fat guy from Jurassic Park! Thanks, and get this one quick!

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Summary: Pretty Bad.
Review: I am a TROMA fan must admit this one bites. Only one or two cool scenes. Troma DVDs usually get a extra star review because of all the neat cool features they present and offer with thier movies(DVDs) And its not like your gonna get to see this flick on HBO. Plenty of commentary here along with TROMA interactive trivia game. Gotta give it more than one star.

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Summary: yet another cheesy masterpiece from Troma
Review: If you like cheesy low budget films then this is the film for you. She's the last woman on earth and to survive in the new world of mutants and dinosaurs who all want her for themselves. She had to transform herself into a barbarian.

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Summary: PLEASE!
Review: People Act like they are shcoked that a TROMA, the creators of toxie, put out a movie that wasn't good enough for the oscars. When you sit down to watch the Toxic Avenger, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, or Class of Nukem High do you actually think you are going to be watching a good movie. It's the same thing when you sit down to watch Redneck Zombies, Troma's WAR, or Bugged. My advice to you is if you see a Troma logo, run as far away from it as possible. This movie rules, and I'm not just saying that because I'm good friends with Brett's partner Steven. I don't even know Brett!

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Summary: IT'LL BORE YOU TO DEATH
Review: PERHAPS TROMA'S WORST MOVIE. IT IS SET IN PREHISTORIC TIMES AND IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN BARBARIAN. ONLY WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP.

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Summary: Please stab me through my eyes.
Review: This is an awful, lying movie. First, let's look at the title. "Nymphoid" - No, there were NO NYMPHOIDS. Nothing nymphoidic happened at all. At the beginning the Nymphoid says: 'sometimes my juices get flowing and I get so hot'. Well, at no time did the juices get flowing. "Barbarian" - They wore EXTREMELY CLEAN, yet artfully ragged clothes. I guess that makes them barbarians. "Dinosaur Hell" - First of all, they weren't dinosaurs, they were 'mutated pets'. Secondly, in Dinosaur Hell, I'd expect there to be lots of scary dinosaurs. There were neither lots of dinosaurs, nor were they scary. Every now and again the lobotomized chimp that wrote this tripe would remember to throw in something lizardy that would roar a little. Woooo. The stop motion in this movie wasn't terrible, but that's the only thing that wasn't. The plot drug on and on, there was next to no gore or nudity... The only good thing was a trailer for another (more promising) Troma flick called something along the lines of "Murdering Nurses Find Passion." A TRAILER WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING! A **TRAILER**!

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Summary: Please stab me through my eyes.
Review: This is an awful, lying movie. First, let's look at the title. "Nymphoid" - No, there were NO NYMPHOIDS. Nothing nymphoidic happened at all. At the beginning the Nymphoid says: 'sometimes my juices get flowing and I get so hot'. Well, at no time did the juices get flowing. "Barbarian" - They wore EXTREMELY CLEAN, yet artfully ragged clothes. I guess that makes them barbarians. "Dinosaur Hell" - First of all, they weren't dinosaurs, they were 'mutated pets'. Secondly, in Dinosaur Hell, I'd expect there to be lots of scary dinosaurs. There were neither lots of dinosaurs, nor were they scary. Every now and again the lobotomized chimp that wrote this tripe would remember to throw in something lizardy that would roar a little. Woooo. The stop motion in this movie wasn't terrible, but that's the only thing that wasn't. The plot drug on and on, there was next to no gore or nudity... The only good thing was a trailer for another (more promising) Troma flick called something along the lines of "Murdering Nurses Find Passion." A TRAILER WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING! A **TRAILER**!

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Summary: Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
Review: Troma is at it again. If you like clay dinosaurs and little dialouge, then step right up. This isn't for the easily disuaded moviegoer. Those who enjoy a few swordfights, puppet-like worms popping from the ground to feast on dogs and human flesh, a severed arm (this happens once),and lizard creatures that make annoying noises, then bring it on. I have to be a little honest, I love horror and it's the simple things that carry me through the hour and twenty minutes this movie has to give. This has one scene of boobage, flat and nothing to do with the plot, and some gore, but it's mostly the adventure that turned me on to buy this thing and keep it in my collection. If you're a true fan, then fork it over, but if you're indecisive and a virgin to the gore industry, then stay away!

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Summary: DO NOT buy this thing!!
Review: When I got this movie I was expecting another great Troma classic. I mean, how can you go wrong with a title like that. The main actress is ugly as sin and furthermore there is no nudity. This movie does not deserve the Troma logo on it! DO NOT buy this thing.

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Summary: DO NOT buy this thing!!
Review: When I got this movie I was expecting another great Troma classic. I mean, how can you go wrong with a title like that. The main actress is ugly as sin and furthermore there is no nudity. This movie does not deserve the Troma logo on it! DO NOT buy this thing.