Battle Queen 2020

Rating:
Summary: Really terrible
Review: This movie is about a post-apocalyptic world (an asteroid has hit the earth), in which there is the ruling class (consisting of about 5 people) and the ruled class (consisting of about 6 people).

Basically, the whole thing looks like it was filmed in a furniture store. Julie Strain is a terrible, TERRIBLE actress. If she has three lines to speak, she'll do the first one with a bored expression, the second one with an angry expression, and the third with a happy expression. It's impossible not to groan. She walks around topless a lot, but the whole thing is done in such a sleazy way that it's not the least bit erotic. And then she speaks some monotone text and any possiblity of sensuality is completely lost.

The plot consists of her being the head madame for the ruling class. She lounges around at parties and talks like a sleazy madame. Then she decides she doesn't like her "john" any more, so she joins the resistance. They fight against the rulers, and guess who wins?

This is full of really bad stuff. If, like me, you look at the cover art and think that this movie couldn't possibly be bad, think again. Imagine the employees of a strip club making a movie - that's exactly what this is. Sleazy, not at all sexy, horribly produced, acting that is WAY below even B-movie standards...they couldn't even get the theme music right. The one person who really steals the show is another member of the stable of females. She doesn't have any lines, and believe me, in this movie the less you say the better you look in comparison to the rest of the cast.

Avoid at all costs.

Rating:
Summary: So bad it's Great
Review: Well, well, well. Bad plot:check, Lots of senseless nudity:check, Horrible acting:check, Bad fights:check, Julie Strain: roger we are ready to move out. This may sound like a horrible movie and it is but the dialogue is great. Not great as in good but great as in "I can't act". The facial expressions and sheer lack of talent (except Julie) are priceless. Seeing an actor start to laugh as he says his lines with pride is classic in my book. The look on almost everyones face makes it seem like they are lost and unsure of what they are doing. To see people behave in this way is just funny. Kinda like real life.(You do meet some charactors out there.)
But in all seriousness, If you want to relax and watch something thats not complicated then this is about as bad as it gets.

Rating:
Summary: An Instant Classic
Review: Wow...one of the year's finest. I love the beautiful scenery and the soundtrack reminds of Herbie Hancock's "Rockit." Julie Strain proves herself in this intense thriller to be one of the best. The Kings of Crap give it two thumbs up. This movie is best watched with pound cake!

Rating:
Summary: An Instant Classic
Review: Wow...one of the year's finest. I love the beautiful scenery and the soundtrack reminds of Herbie Hancock's "Rockit." Julie Strain proves herself in this intense thriller to be one of the best. The Kings of Crap give it two thumbs up. This movie is best watched with pound cake!