Prehistoric Women

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Summary: Please God Make It Stop!
Review: I saw this movie ten years ago and I'm still trying to get the bad tase out of my mouth. There is NOTHING good about this movie.

Rating:
Summary: So bad it's good?? You be the judge....
Review: The only thing going for this movie is the girls and their outfits and that's it,but what do you expect from a cheap movie??Bad effects,bad acting and so on...THE perfect movie for MST3K....Rent first,then buy,but hey,it's only 7 bucks or so,right???

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Summary: Prehistoric Battle of the Sexes
Review: The women of a prehistoric tribe has had enough and flee from their brutal males. The women take the girl children to form their own tribe away from male oppression.

But a ten-foot giant kills all of the women and the girls are raised by a wise woman. Eventually the girls grow up and have strange feelings. The wise woman sends them out to capture some men.

Well, now the women are the oppressors as they boss their males around. Eventually, this is worked out in the end so that all are happy.

This could have been a better DVD release, but the night scenes are so dark it is hard to tell what is happening. This is made even more difficult by the fact that they speak a cave language.

Also, much of the movie seems to be an excuse for the leopard-skinned young ladies to jump up and down around the campfire in primitive dance (at least three long scenes like this).

All in all it is really quite silly. But is bouncing young women are what you want to watch, that's pretty much all you'll see in this one.

Rating:
Summary: Prehistoric Battle of the Sexes
Review: The women of a prehistoric tribe has had enough and flee from their brutal males. The women take the girl children to form their own tribe away from male oppression.

But a ten-foot giant kills all of the women and the girls are raised by a wise woman. Eventually the girls grow up and have strange feelings. The wise woman sends them out to capture some men.

Well, now the women are the oppressors as they boss their males around. Eventually, this is worked out in the end so that all are happy.

This could have been a better DVD release, but the night scenes are so dark it is hard to tell what is happening. This is made even more difficult by the fact that they speak a cave language.

Also, much of the movie seems to be an excuse for the leopard-skinned young ladies to jump up and down around the campfire in primitive dance (at least three long scenes like this).

All in all it is really quite silly. But is bouncing young women are what you want to watch, that's pretty much all you'll see in this one.

Rating:
Summary: Don't die with Guati on your lips!
Review: This is a classic 50's bad film, so bad it's hysterical. And at a running time of slightly over an hour, even if you hate it, it's over fast. Every cliche of the genre, and then some, is exaggered to unintentionally comic effect. If you like this kind of thing, you will love "Prehistoric Women."

See two tribes of clean, well groomed savages discover the basic principles of science in a couple of weeks! Thrill to the flight of the duck-a-dactyl! Cringe from the giant Guati and wonder if that poor guy got paid anything over scale! Get a sandwich as the girls dance and know not why!

As an aside, modern audiences will be amazed that this was once considered racy fare, perhaps because of the bathing-suit-like fur outfits sported by the dubious "beauties" in this film. Hubba hubba!

Rating:
Summary: Don't die with Guati on your lips!
Review: This is a classic 50's bad film, so bad it's hysterical. And at a running time of slightly over an hour, even if you hate it, it's over fast. Every cliche of the genre, and then some, is exaggered to unintentionally comic effect. If you like this kind of thing, you will love "Prehistoric Women."

See two tribes of clean, well groomed savages discover the basic principles of science in a couple of weeks! Thrill to the flight of the duck-a-dactyl! Cringe from the giant Guati and wonder if that poor guy got paid anything over scale! Get a sandwich as the girls dance and know not why!

As an aside, modern audiences will be amazed that this was once considered racy fare, perhaps because of the bathing-suit-like fur outfits sported by the dubious "beauties" in this film. Hubba hubba!