Rating: 
Summary: 'Just Married' Smart and Funny
Review: I went to see this movie hoping it wouldn't be like 'Dude Where's my Car' or some other goofy and stupid movie, and my hopes were satisfied. This movie is truly funny without the stupid humor of a movie like 'Dude Where's my Car'. It's comedy is intelligent. So if you are looking for a satisfying comedy, check this movie out.
Rating: 
Summary: Awful.
Review: My wife and I rented this movie (I'm so glad we didn't buy it). We watched for about an hour; neither one of us laughed a SINGLE TIME. We turned it off at that point.
I've given this movie one star; others have given it five. How can you decide whom to believe? Easy; I'll give you an example of the level of humor in the movie. If you find it to be a riotously funny gag, buy the movie. If not, stay far away from it. Okay, here goes: The nickname of the bride's mom is "P---y".
Rating: 
Summary: Satisfying
Review: Firstly, credit to actors Brittany Murphy, Ashton Kutcher, and director Shawn Levy for producing such an enjoyable film.
This movie is one of the best movies I have seen. It is played beautifully by Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy, their performances are simply amazing, and I really don't see how people can not feel attached to this movie after watching it. The additional features of the DVD are very good, especially the movie commentary by Ashton, Brittany and director Shawn Levy. The commentary reveals some "secrets" in the production of the film, and helps to explain to the viewers how, when, where or why the scenes were made, which I personally thourghly enjoyed listening to. I feel that the special features of the DVD could have had more information on them, for example the "Making Featurette" on the DVD is only 3 minutes long, whereas I think that the viewers would get more satisfaction out of a longer version of the making of the film, especially the fanatics of Just Married.
I also feel that if the films rating had been changed from a PG-13 to an R-13, the limitations of some of the scenes in the movie could have been modified, resulting in a funnier, more enjoyable movie.Overall this film is a great comedy, which I am currently addicted to, and the acting is top class. I feel that this is one of Brittany Murphy's top performances, and as Ashton Kutcher has only done a few movies, I can't really compare his performance in this film to others he has stared in, although his performance was very good. I strongly recommend this film, and it is currently one of my favourite movies.
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Summary: why did they even make this movie
Review: this movie sucks so bad if you want a comedy go rent legally blonde 2 but if you want a boring sleeper this is the movie for you. this movie made me sleep the first 3 times ive tried to watch it. i have not ever got threw it not yet. so miss this movie please do.
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Summary: A very well-written, touching romantic comedy.
Review: I was completely surprised to read so many bad reviews about this movie. It's high up on my list of favorite movies. It makes me laugh every time I see it, and it has some incredibly romantic, touching moments. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy did a fantastic job of portraying newlyweds. I adore this movie and hope people will read this and think about buying it.
Rating:
Summary: The Worst "Movie"(?) of the Year
Review: Is this a comedy? No. Is this a movie? No. In fact, the only thing that makes you laught is when the actors try to play...Avoid this at all cost!
Rating: 
Summary: Just painful
Review: I don't understand what constitutes a comedy these days. Here is another "comedy" that is unfunny and focuses too much on the same tired jokes, mostly sexually related, without trying to develop any kind of storyline. The acting is unremarkable, the script is below par, and the direction seems uninspired. What a winner! Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy play newlyweds who at the beginning of the film are returning from what was clearly not a great honeymoon. They act like kids, running each other into walls and throwing gum into the other's hair. We flash back to their meeting (Kutcher hitting her in the face with a football) and subsequent romance. He is a graveyard shift traffic reporter for a radio station, while she has had all the education possible and is an avid art lover. The honeymoon is in Europe. Right away you should realize what some of the jokes will be. How about trying to plug something from America into the wall when the outlets won't fit and the power is twice as strong?...Ha Ha. Then there's the jokes about European hygiene, with huge bugs crawling on our heroes when they are in the next hotel. Driving in Europe? Then you have to get one of those suitcase sized European cars that can't be a worse shade of yellow. Oh, and no extra points for guessing that an old flame of Murphy's will show up and try to steal her away. All in all, this movie is bad. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen, which is why it has two stars instead of one. But this is completely brainless storytelling, we've seen it all before. We've just usually seen it better.
Rating:
Summary: The worst film I have ever seen.
Review: Just Married is quite simply the world's worst movie that I have ever seen. It was completely unfunny, with an incredibly bland storyline and a cliched, pointless ending. In fact, the entire film was utterly pointless and utterly merde (pardon my French). Boring, boring, boring...why spend so long screwing up two people's marriage in an insipid humourless way end with a low-grade, standard plea by the bloke about love. I won't give away the ending, but take a wild guess as to what happens. Okay, so rom-coms aren't my favourite, but this had no comedy (apart from having two brothers called Dickie and Willy- and it says something about the film that THAT was the funniest aspect) and a romance that sparked no interest in me.
SO IT WAS APPALLING AND STUPID AND RUBBISH AND AKIN TO MENTAL TORTURE AND 100% POINTLESS!WORLD'S WORST FILM! EVER!!!
Rating: 
Summary: Three and a half stars
Review: This movie starts off with such promise, but leaves you disappointed.
Brittany Murphy is a daddy's little rich girl. Ashton Kutcher plays a working radio announcer. The two fall in love and rush their relationship, as many young people do, and get married thinking that the fairytale is going to last forever. But, the honeymoon is over before it even starts in this marriage. They go to Europe for their honeymoon, where everything that could go wrong does go wrong. Since they have never really had any real problems before, they don't know how to work them out together and start to get on eachothers nerves, then begin fighting. By the end of the honeymoon they are both ready for divorce.
The movie definitely has funny moments, but is also predictable and sometimes stupid.
It's worth a rental, but don't expect anything great.
Rating:
Summary: it stinks it stinks it stinksss...
Review: i just wrote that title cause it sounds funny, im not saying the movies good im just saying i dont normaly say it stinks. i say peace of crap. well i dont say crap either but i dont know if i can say s***, i dont want to get sued by Bush. this movie is a chick flick, only 2 chuckles.
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