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Summary: Dude, Where's My Brain?
Review: This movie has almost nothing going for it. A dumb, loudmouthed ignorant traffic reporter marries a girl who mistakes lust for love and doesn't realize what a good thing she could have had with a man of class, intelligence, good looks (in my humble opinion much better looking than the guy she marries). Instead, she does not want a predictable life and marries the above-mentioned lout. Before they're even married, he kills her dog and lies about it. On their wedding night he bangs her head against the door carrying her across the threshold. They try to join the "mile high" club and injure a flight attendant, fortunately not seriously. He causes serious damage to a hotel and then, instead of apologizing and trying to make amends, lets his temper and arrogance get the better of him and gets them thrown out. His pride in refusing to admit that he doesn't know how to drive in a blizzard results in their spending the night in a snowbank, and more arrogance leads to the total destruction of their rented car. Choosing a televised baseball game over the beauty of Venice, he leaves his bride alone in Venice and almost gets seduced by another woman. Anyone with half a brain would see that he is way too immature to marry and that she should run, not walk, away from him. Finally he attacks an unarmed, smaller man with a fireplace poker! Absolutely the ideal husband.She herself is not much smarter, choosing good sex and unpredictability over the class and intelligence (and in my opinion the much better looks) of her other suitor. She does, however, have a sense of humor. The ending is wrong, wrong, wrong!!!... Go see this movie only if you're a Christian Kane fan. He plays Peter, the rejected suitor, and does a good job in the small amount of screen time he's alloted. Otherwise, step away from the theater and go see something better. Or watch paint dry!
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Summary: LOVE THIS MOVIE
Review: When you're a huge fan of Brittany Murphy, and fond of Ashton Kutcher, how can you not like this film? I loved it, mainly because it was a cute comedy, but also because I could relate to it from my own personal experiences. When you're in the mood for a feel-good, have a couple of laughs sort of movie, this is definitely the one to see. I would recommend it to everyone, it's clean enough for younger viewers, yet adds a spice of comedy that older viewers will appreciate as well. I give it two thumbs up, and I think it is excellent.
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Summary: Saw it opening night!!
Review: I have no idea why people say this movie isn't funny, I saw it opening night and I laughed my head off as did the entire theater, I am a 23 year old guy and I really loved this movie, So if I was you i would go see it!!
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Summary: If you have ever been in Love see this movie!
Review: I thought this movie was great!...very funny. It basically helps all the ones in love who are completly different see, that all you need is love and nothing else! Go see it
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Summary: Not Exactly Just A Chick Flick...
Review: Gentlemen: ignore the review below. THIS IS NOT A COMPLETE CHICK FLICK. I didn't even think about it being one until I saw the previous review. So don't avoid this if you're a guy who dislikes "chick flicks". Anyway, the plot is simple: It starts off with a recently married couple coming home from their catastrophic honeymoon in Europe. The guy (Kocher) rudely drops off his wife (Murphey) at her multi million dollar home, and purposely smashes some statues on his way out. He goes back to work, and tells how the whole thing happened. How they met, meeting the family, blah blah blah. This movie is pretty good: two very funny parts, and it's a great movie to see with friends, even if you're not a fan of "8 Mile" (and I'm definetly not). Ignore the 1-Star review in the paper, and get a friend or two, and go enjoy yourself.
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Summary: Great Movie!!!
Review: I absolutly loved this movie!!! I Laughed and I Cried. I can totally relate to this movie. But my boyfriend didn't like the movie, so go see it with your best friend. And also they gave away on the funny parts in the previews so you know about everything thats going to happen, but besides that it is a great movie. One where you can sit back and laugh. And I love Brittany and Ashton.
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Summary: "SON OF A ....!!!"
Review: This movie was freaking hilarious. Ashton Kutcher is one of the funniest actors in hollywood right now. They give him some absolutely histerical lines and he pulls them off great. After seeing 8 Mile, I didn't think Brittany Murphy could pull anything off except for skank roles but she did this one suprisingly well. I was pounding my knee and laughing my ... off during this movie. I thought it was just going to be some lame chick flick but I loved it and could not stop cracking up. My girlfriend loved it too.
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Summary: You Should See This One!
Review: I thought this was a really great movie! It is serious when need be but it mixed in a lot of good jokes and it was really funny! Some of the jokes were funny in a stupid way so if you are not into that kind of humor than this might not be the best movie for you! But overall I thought it was a really good movie! It was funny and cute and I would reccomend this to anyone who is in for a good laugh!
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Summary: Just Married
Review: Just Married is the funniest movie of the year! Tom Leezak (played by Ashton Kutcher from That 70's Show) is a future sports caster who meets Sarah McNearny (played by Brittany Murphy from Clueless, Don't Say a Word, 8 Mile, Girl Interuped, Drop Dead Gorgeous, and many more.) They get married, go on their honeymoon, and everything that could possible go wrong does. From the first second it is so funny! So if you want to go see a movie go see JUST MARRIED! You'll have a great time, you will probaly want to see it again! And the #1 reason you should go see it is because Ashton Kutcher is in it.
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Summary: I can count the funny parts on one hand....
Review: Let me start off with this. I love Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy, so I was looking forward to see this so much. I had seen the previews numerous times, and it looked like such a great movie. I was wrong... First off all, they ruined half of the movie by showing the funniest parts in the previews. So when those came along, I didn't even laugh. They also showed too much in the previews, like half the movie. Their honeymoon was boring, it was just about them looking for a place to stay mostly. I can't even make this review long because it would be to boring to explain it. Don't go see this unless you're absolutley desperate. I saw this after seeing Two Weeks Notice for the fourth time, and even at the fourth showing of TWN, I still laughed more than I did at Just Married. -emerikan.
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