Laser Moon

Rating:
Summary: Even bombs are better than this.
Review: Everyone who puts down Anna Nicole Smith as a bad actress should check out this dismal attempt at entertainment. The infamous Traci Lords was a celebrity overnight when it was discovered she was an underaged porn queen. Since then she's made albums, movies, and oh yeah one more porn flick, 'Traci I love you'.

The only good thing one can say about Laser Moon is that it does end. Traci looks like she's on downers throughout the entire movie. Her eyes are never more than three quarters open, she....talks....so .....slow, and without a hint of what's going on, in the movie or in her life. The dialog is so forced, you'd swear she crams every scene to memorize lines that mean nothing to her. In the 'chase' scene, she's on foot chasing the sex offender. It's so cut up that anyone can tell that Traci never took more than two steps at a time. Plus her gun keeps changing hands, she couldn't even get that right between takes. This movie is the result of another no talent bimbo who refuses to get a real job, and milk her waning popularity for all it's worth.

Rating:
Summary: good to watch
Review: This B-movie thriller is set up against a nightly radio program -- an original idea. Tense is built up gradually throughout, Traci Lords contributing with an average acting performance. Another actress, the girl with the brown curly hair harassing the radio operator, is the one who really lifts it up.

Laser Moon is not a movie to make a run for, but when it falls into your lap it certainly is enjoyable. Quite suitable for showing on a long distance flight, I think.

Rating:
Summary: suitable for a long-distance flight
Review: This B-movie thriller is set up against a nightly radio program. Tense building up gradually, it's Maria with the brown curly hair, harassing the operator, who colors it. Traci Lords only contributes by an average acting performance.

Laser Moon is not a movie to make a run for, but when it falls into your lap it's enjoyable. Quite suitable for showing on a long distance flight.

Rating:
Summary: Traci I love you
Review: You have to give this beauty credit for having the guts to pursue a legit career has an actress. She is the only former porn star to have crossed over into doing regular movies. She is only going to get better believe me! This movie is only the beginning, her beauty and her drive to be better will bring her the success that she truly deserves, I love you Traci! hang in there, I am a true fan!

Rating:
Summary: Traci I love you
Review: You have to give this beauty credit for having the guts to pursue a legit career has an actress. She is the only former porn star to have crossed over into doing regular movies. She is only going to get better believe me! This movie is only the beginning, her beauty and her drive to be better will bring her the success that she truly deserves, I love you Traci! hang in there, I am a true fan!